Ahh reckon assa howe Ahh am gittin absternt myndid. Ah clothespin hangin onna mah long sleeve shyrt (long sleeve shyrts ergo alla dim damn Commie ass West Nile Mosquitos around here, and the city almost never runs them spray trucks) anna Ahh fergotted whar Ahh put mah coffee cup. That married Irish woman wayyyyyyyy over yonder accrossit da big pond, one time she told me Ahh am gittin old and penile.