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Old May 13th 12, 12:51 AM posted to rec.radio.shortwave
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Default Tree Rats (damn squirrels)

On May 12, 1:05*pm, DhiaDuit wrote:
I have a Havaheart wire cage trap I bought years ago at the Goodwill store. An expert guy in Minneapolis said to mix some crunchy peanut butter with oatmeal and honey for bait. I am going to trap those damn tree rats and ''dispatch'' them my way.


Leave the innocent animals alone. They have a right to exist, and
assuredly, are more important to society than you are. So instead,
"dispatch" of yourself.

It would be a win, win, win, win for all involved. Winner #1 the
squirrels, winner #2 the ecosystem, winner #3 the shortwave newsgroup
and last, and certainly least, winner # 4 would be you.

Consider how much happier you would be finally escaping your vacuous
existence. So do the proper thing and make the world a better place -
kill yourself.