On Sat, 26 May 2012 15:07:50 -0700 (PDT), Somebody Somewhere
wrote:

On May 26, 2:06*pm, Arky Bob wrote:
It's official - our original proclaimer, Y-Man is permanently AWOL.
We got the news this past week that he has moved in with his loving
partner, Barney Frank and will never visit R.R.S. again.

Mr. Misek and the other members of The Great Liberty Nit-Wit-Net
received the news with a great deal of consternation. *We must,
however, grieve the matter quickly and move on. *Hundreds of millions
of shortwave listeners are depending on us.

Applications are now being taken for the post now vacated by Y-Man.
Applicants must be able to:
announce upcoming episodes of The Great Liberty Nit-Wit-Net
suggest appropriate snacks to be enjoyed by the listeners.
suggest possible topics that may be discussed, including ..

Clinton's a crook
Bush is a crook
Gore is a crook
Biden's a crook
They're all crooks

Qualified applicants please send resumes to:
.

No,Kevin, you may not apply for the job, due to the risk of insider
information and conflict of interest.

Sorry, but you are hereby ordered to cease and desist your attempt
to recruit a new Liberty Net proclaimer. My position as official
Liberty
Net proclaimer is PERMANENT; guaranteed and protected by my
membership in Proclaimer's Union Local 422. Just like any union
job, it's a sweet deal. Hell, I don't even need to show up for work!

So grab a couple PBR's and proclaim......preferably 5 or 6...