Last night the Great Liberty Nit-Wit-Net opened with ...

Blah blah blah
Clinton's a crook
Bush is a crook
Gore is a crook
Biden's a crook
They're all crooks
Blah blah blah.

Later in the evening, The Great Liberty Nit-Wit-Net closed with ...

Blah blah blah
Clinton's a crook
Bush is a crook
Gore is a crook
Biden's a crook
They're all crooks
Blah blah blah.

There -