OK, some more stupid tricks.
In Jr. High school science fair some kid
brought in a one tube radio, powered by
a 1.5v A battery and a 90 volt B battery.
Radio wasn't working so some brainiac
said 'test the batteries'. How do you test
them? Kid said he tested transistor radio
batteries by touching them to his tounge,
to taste the sour a good battery caused!!!

Well he tried that with the B battery!

PS...It was VERY GOOD!!!!!

(just how far did he threw that battery
across the room, I forgot!)