Perhaps in the light of recent events, that should
read a Canadian Submarine?

"Airy R. Bean" wrote in message
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What's long, hard and full of thick semen?

An Irish Submarine

"The Eternal Squire" wrote in message
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Q: What's red and hard and full of siemens?

A: A rusty iron pipe.

Chuckles,

The Eternal Squire