What is the Golden Come-Along Award?

The Golden Come-Along Award is given to that individual who has been deemed to
have had his/her head stuck so far up their ass during the previous year that
it would require the assistance of a come-along to pull it out.

This year's recipient is of course Dave Rickmers, representing some God
forsaken location in the bankrupt State of California, who started off in good

form and continued non stop through out the year.

Congratulations Dave, what a stellar performance!