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September 28th 03, 08:45 PM

"Dean" wrote in message
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On 27 Sep 2003 01:44:35 GMT, (Daviesl2003) wrote:

Group of 4 landers getting jammed good tonite!

LOL!

Lloyd, tragically un-aborted discharge from a leper's rectum:
When your family get together for a shotgun wedding or to pool their
meager resources for bail money, it must be like watching one of the
most pitiful episodes of Jerry Springer: all that squabbling poor
white trash packed into one doublewide trailer! No doubt mongrel dogs
squatting in full dump mode are prettier sights to behold than your
grotesque gargoyle gallery of family freaks. President Bush should
declare your family a Genetic Disaster Zone. So, the owner of the
tainted sperm that spawned your litter was promoted to assistant
burger-flipper at Billy-Bob's Truck Stop Cafe, and now his squalid,
squealing sow ex-brawl-and-chain wants the high achiever back to
bankroll her crack habit, right? It is revealing that the only reason
you haven't betrayed your prize catch of a financed and slept with his
cousin is because said cousin is a "repulsive asshole" and "gay." How
noble of you! No doubt your future mother-in-law and you will summon
the demented demons of hell upon each other; and spend countless
wretched years skirmishing for control of said Burger-flipper,
in-between plotting each other's ruin and taking it up the ass from
clan leaders, meter men, mail men, stray dogs, debt collectors and
anyone else who happens to wander by with a leaflet or a court order.
Really, I'm just relieved that genetically-damaged backwater mutants
interbreed and don't contaminate the non-Redneck gene pool.

Dean, you have a way with the written word.

Remind me to buy U a beer at Dayton
2004, assuming there is one at the
Hara of course. (rumor on 75 that the H.A.
is in receivership - as yet unconfirmed)