A woman goes into the chemist, "Does that Viagra really work?"
"Oh Yes! Madam! I can vouch for its effectiveness personally!"
"Can you get it over the counter?"
"I can if I take two!"

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A man reaches over the counter and steals some Viagra.
However, on rushing out of the chemist's, he bumps into a plod.
In a panic, he swallowed the whole contents of the packet and
ran off.
The plods are looking for someone with a very stiff neck.

-----ooooo-----

Because of concerns about corruption in the NHS, doctors are
no longer allowed to prescribe Viagra, as such, they have to
specify it by its chemical name.....
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MYCOXAFLOPPIN


"Reg Edwards" wrote in message
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I have conceived of a design for an experimental ATU
Stick to conceiving babies - try Viagra - you might have greater
success.