Ah good ones -- some more "Great Ham Whoppers"
I only own one radio!!
Ur 599 (ur call again please).
Your QSL is in the Mail
I'll Never Build Another Kit Project

I bought my mint TS-950SDX for $300.00.
I worked em on the first call.
I never worked DX on a net!!

After a long boring QSO:
XYL says dinner is ready.
Just got the ____ call.
We're losing propagation (wiggle the RF Pwr control)
QRM Now -- Better Sign while we can!
OOpps -- there's the doorbell
Gotta land line OM -- 73
OOppss Rover!!! Gotta run and empty the dog!!
Oh shoot, lightning in the area, gota shut down!
XYL says time to take my pills. Gota go!
Time for the local repeater net, Gota go!

I am just running a few watts, opps there goes the circuit breaker.
I usually copy code around 40 wpm but have an ear infection so using phone
now.
Love code but had my Vibroplex stolen so have to use phone.



--
73 From The Wilderness Keyboard
"Burp" wrote in message
...
Whoppers heard at the amateur radio club meeting last
night:


"I got my DXCC the honest way."

"It's in mint condition, I used it for only a few hours."

"I'll sell it to you for what I paid for it."


Burp