Proud To Be A Big, Dumb Gay Okie
(Merle Haggard/?)


We do smoke choad here in Okie,
We do vacuum cleaners in a pinch,
We don't burn our own houses down,
We like livin' gay, and bein' free.

Geno's proud to be a big, dumb gay okie,
When he's through sucking, he'll lick your balls,
Where gonorrhea is a family tradition,
And the joint was a two year plan

Now Geno can make a party out of damn near nothin',
Whisky, wine, or beer and airplane glue,
He calls his black drag queen freinds to come over,
They'll suck you dry and drink your **** too

Geno's proud to be a big, dumb gay okie,
When he's through sucking, he'll lick your balls,
Where gonorrhea is a family tradition
And the joint was a two year plan

Now Geno ain't growin' corn in his front yard,
Them big weeds just sprung up in my yard like rows of corn,
But don't go sprayin' my weeds with Round-Up,
I'll make you regret the day that you were born

Geno's proud to be a big, dumb gay okie,
When he's through sucking, he'll lick your balls,
Where gonorrhea is a family tradition
And the joint was a two year plan