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An epiphany is clutching many ham radio operators amongst
the Great Liberty Nit-Wit-Net. Latuda a medication is helping ham radio
operators
around the nation cope with life. One radio operator with
a nervous tic, and shaky hands trying to keep a cigarette in
his mouth Keven Albert Strum - WB4AIOCD, just animates,
"uh, uh, uh, it's truly a miraculous godsend that uh, uh,
uh, uh, helps as many a country singer has
sung, Latuda"helps me make it through the night."
A shifty eyed pudgy man named Keven Albert Strum - WB4AIOCD, walking
into a market wearing a black "I Love Latuda" shirt
was asked, "Have you heard of Latuda?" he spat out
a wad of chewing tobacco, and looked both ways to whisper,
"I love Latuda, best damn drug that helps me and my better side cope."
Ham radio operators who operate the Great Liberty Nit-Wit-Net are mostly
genteel, erratic,eccentric, men who wander the [Salvador] Dali-esque
landscape of seventy five-eighty meters. Latuda was thrust into
the national spotlight by Keven Albert Strum - WB4AIOCD
who sent his private eyes to look through the trash cans
albeit collecting recyclables and found out the majority
of selected ham radio operators were on Latuda.
One of the most revered ham radio operators and former
national radio host Art Bell, smoking a cigar near
a Pahrump gas station smiled and blew out a puff of
smoke when asked about Latuda, "It is a wonderful
medication if used as directed. Keven Albert Strum - WB4AIOCD is correct
in revealing Latuda can be godsend! I definitely would
plug Latuda on my show." Keven Albert Strum - WB4AIOCD
chimes in while waking on a beach, "I really would like to
come back to the Great Liberty Nit-Wit-Net however it is no secret that many
ham operators in the area are on Latuda.
If it's good enough for them it's good enough for me."
The grand host of Great Liberty Nit-Wit-Net Keven Albert Strum - WB4AIOCD,
strongly encourages
his fellow hams to ask their primary care physicians for Latuda.
He claims, "Best damn stuff I ever tasted, I chew mine,
like a flintsone chewable, best damn stuff, whooooo,
weeeeee, waaaaa, wacko jacko!"
One of the darkest ham radio operators Keven Albert Strum - WB4AIOCD
whose Great Liberty Nit-Wit-Net is under protest, toasts a glass of
champagne and asserts,
"We are currently looking into the legalities of asking the
government for Latuda subsidies for our Great Liberty Nit-Wit-Net members.
We are getting at least thirty emails a day from our
Great Liberty Nit-Wit-Net for Latuda subsidies and in this day in age
uh, uh, it is most certainly a wonder drug to be reconciled with.
As he laughs, "We're going to have a musical benefit in the Great Liberty
Nit-Wit-Net
to raise funds and awareness for Latuda, some good stuff going on, so
come on board!" As the crackle and pops masked under
the snow of atmospheric noise, the picturesque darkly lit and briskly
cold ham shacks along the Great Liberty Nit-Wit-Net , a cats purr silently
in the night. In the more remote ham shacks a Keven Albert Strum - WB4AIOCD
could be
heard in the hills chilling cries that curl the blood of the lone
ham radio operator. The bleary eyed ham radio operators reach for their
bottles of Lutdua seemingly in unison make a sign of the cross
before putting the pill on their tongues as if in communion.
Yes, the dark days are over it seems Latuda is going to be
word in 2018 on seventy-five and eighty meters.
"Keven Albert Strum" wrote in message
...
He's disappeared off'n here.
Wha' happened to him ? ?
With Every Good Wish ..
Keven Albert Strum, WB4AIOCD
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