John T. Arthur wrote:
Friends, SWLs, and radio pirates,

I have a personal favor to ask.

Can I snitch on you?

It doesn't really matter what I could snitch on you for, and it doesn't
necessarily have to be pirate radio-related. Anything will do.
Stealing a candy bar when you were eight years old, parking ever so
slightly into the space next to you, or putting your trash in your
neighbors' cans.

You see, I've run out of people in the pirate scene who want to
associate with me. I don't know why, but they all seem super butthurt
over a little snitching I did on them a few years back. I mean, come
on - *everyone* snitches! It's not like it's not expected or anything.

So if you could find it in your heart to let me snitch on you - no
matter how infractious or felonious the crime - I'd really appreciate
it if you'd let me.

Forever yours in snitchery,

Where do these things come from?

I must assume that a certain Mr. Arthur spilled the beans on someone -
or his name is just a stand-in for someone here who did - and this
post is taking the offender to task for it.

And no, Mr. Whichever, we enjoy so much doing the snitching by ourselves,
and have not up to now ever had any need for a middleman for it. Except
maybe the Roman Catholics (forgive me Father, for I have sinned, and
am doing so at this very moment!) among us.

But please _do_ post your drone coordinates. We are all so interested
in knowing everything about you!