On Tue, 14 Aug 2018 15:35:30 -0000 (UTC)
Frank wrote:

On Mon, 13 Aug 2018 19:04:42 -0700, allisellis851 wrote:

On Monday, August 13, 2018 at 7:29:03 PM UTC-5, John T. Arthur
wrote:
Friends, SWLs, and radio pirates,

I have a personal favor to ask.

Can I snitch on you?

It doesn't really matter what I could snitch on you for, and it
doesn't necessarily have to be pirate radio-related. Anything
will do. Stealing a candy bar when you were eight years old,
parking ever so slightly into the space next to you, or putting
your trash in your neighbors' cans.

You see, I've run out of people in the pirate scene who want to
associate with me. I don't know why, but they all seem super
butthurt over a little snitching I did on them a few years back.
I mean, come on - *everyone* snitches! It's not like it's not
expected or anything.

So if you could find it in your heart to let me snitch on you - no
matter how infractious or felonious the crime - I'd really
appreciate it if you'd let me.

Forever yours in snitchery,

JTA.

Pirate scene!? Go to Trinidad near Venezuela. A whole lot of real
life Pirates over there!

Somalia!!

I want to spank frank