IN CASE YOU HADN'T NOTICED, I'M EDGY AND ALTERNATIVE

[INSERT DONALD TRUMP JOKE HERE]

TOTALLY FIGHTING THE SYSTEM AND STICKING IT TO THE MAN

OF COURSE, MY CONCEPT OF STICKING IT TO THE MAN INVOLVES A GOAT

THAT'S SO EDGY AND ALTERNATIVE

P.S. I'VE BEEN DOING THIS **** FOR SO LONG THAT I CAN'T EVEN TELL THAT
I'M A CARICATURE OF MYSELF

P.P.S. [INSERT ADDLED COMMENTS ABOUT THE FCC, PIRATE RADIO, AND
CHICKEN****TERY HERE BECAUSE I REALLY HAVE NO ABILITY TO GO BEYOND COPY
& PASTE IN MY REPLIES]

P.P.P.S. THAT GOAT HAS BEAUTIFUL EYES