My new children's book
I AM WRITING A BOOK FOR CHILDREN
IT IS GOING TO HELP THEM LEARN THE ALPHABET
SAMPLE CHAPTERS FOLLOW AND I HOPE THEY WON'T GIVE AWAY THE PLOT
CHAPTER 2
B IS FOR BINGING AT THE BONER BUFFET
CHAPTER 3
C IS FOR CHOWING ON A CORNUCOPIA OF COCK
CHAPTER 4
D IS FOR DINING ON A DINNER OF DICK
CHAPTER 7
G IS FOR GARGLING A GALLON OF GOOBERS
CHAPTER 16
P IS FOR PIGGING OUT ON A PAIL OF PENII
CHAPTER 19
S IF FOR SNACKING AT THE SMORGASBORD OF SCHLONG
CHAPTER 20
T IS FOR TASTING A TABLEFUL OF TALLYWHACKERS
IT'S A SUSPENSEFUL TALE, TO BE SURE
JUST WAIT 'TIL YOU READ THE ENDING
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