I am capable of passing any sort of radio traffic by way of
radiotelgraphy, which I learned as a requirement of my licensure as a
ham radio operator.

yep. well, there is no longer a 13 or 20 wpm requirement for a license, and
soon there will no longer be a 5 wpm cw testing requirement. Then, people
will get ham radio licenses and be ham radio operators WITHOUT having
done it.

what's your point?

There is no reason for you to be exempted from the
same.

in your opinion. However, the opinion that counts is that of the fcc
body itself, not you... and, eventually, just like with 13 and 20 wpm
testing, they'll drop the 5. THAT is what will count.