Slow Code wrote:

If you were in a crowded radio store and had to fart. Would you endure the
pain and hold it in until you were alone, or would you silently let it out
and hope someone else gets blamed for it?

SC

Let it out in morse code! People will look around to
see which radio it's coming from and you'll remain
undetected.

Irv VE6BP
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Irv Finkleman wrote:
Let it out in morse code! People will look around to
see which radio it's coming from and you'll remain
undetected.

Seems anyone who can do it at 1kHz is a tight a$$. :-)
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Cecil Moore wrote:
Irv Finkleman wrote:
Let it out in morse code! People will look around to
see which radio it's coming from and you'll remain
undetected.

Seems anyone who can do it at 1kHz is a tight a$$. :-)
If that were the case, I would design an olfactory DSP to be worn at all
times in public. IT would be tuned to "rose"