Have you tried to repopulate your intestinal flora by using probotics such
as Culturelle


Reminds me of a typical morning QSO on 75 meters SSB !!!

(Welcome back Walt. You're the best. I am so glad you are back on your
feet.) Let's start talking antennas, yeah! and reflections, SWR, conjugate
matching !! You know, like, "Hey, where does my power go once it is reflected
back from my antenna, does it burn up my 807's ?" Or, "Hey Walt, I got this
horrible 1.2 SWR. How much farther will I reach out if I get it to 1:1?"

Rick K2XT

On Wed, 11 Jul 2007 01:16:06 GMT, (Rick) wrote:


Have you tried to repopulate your intestinal flora by using probotics such
as Culturelle


Reminds me of a typical morning QSO on 75 meters SSB !!!

(Welcome back Walt. You're the best. I am so glad you are back on your
feet.) Let's start talking antennas, yeah! and reflections, SWR, conjugate
matching !! You know, like, "Hey, where does my power go once it is reflected
back from my antenna, does it burn up my 807's ?" Or, "Hey Walt, I got this
horrible 1.2 SWR. How much farther will I reach out if I get it to 1:1?"

Rick K2XT
Thanks Rick, I appreciate your humor, it's well placed for an OM like me! I know exactly where it's coming
from.

Walt

Hey Walt, I got this
horrible 1.2 SWR. How much farther will I reach out if I get it to 1:1?"

1:1, hail boy, you don't have a clue... I'z got my tenna tuned up so
the SWR is 1:0.9 - now that is one beyootiful antenna and it can hear
flea fart in antartica...
It's so efficient it pulls out more power out of the amplifier than I
feed to it... Why, sometimes I have to pull the 220 plug on the amp
just to keep it from stalling the generator down at the electric
company's power plant... The best part is my electric meter runs
backwards when I use the amp... Why, after last years CQWW the power
company had to send me a check... I think Mrs. Edison was upset over
havin to pay me becuz that check was so tear stained the teller at the
bank had to wring it out afore she could cash it...
Why the Friendly Candy Company is so amazed at my technical expertiz
that Riley, himself, sent me a letter asking me to come to Gettysburg
and splain my tenna to them... I think I'm goin to get an award as he
said sumpin about certificate action and delusions of grandeur ,
whatever that is - I think it is some French award like the Trump
L'oeil, that they give out over there... Long as I don't have to eat
any of them snails, ugh...

Anyway Walt, iffn you need some help with your new book give me a
shout cuz I got some antenna designs that'll knock ur socks off.,..

denny / k8do

"Denny" wrote in message
ups.com...
Hey Walt, I got this
horrible 1.2 SWR. How much farther will I reach out if I get it to
1:1?"

1:1, hail boy, you don't have a clue... I'z got my tenna tuned up so
the SWR is 1:0.9 - now that is one beyootiful antenna and it can hear
flea fart in antartica...

Now you are takin'! You just destroyed life time work of that jeanius from
XG planet with his Goosian soup morfing into super tenna if you don get my
drift.
You must have a real comptutor to come up with shtuff like zat.
With Razors I was able to hear seals yawning in anktarktika, but flea fart?
Man, I take my head off, gotta go back to drowning bord!

Yo, Walt, keep laughting and getting better and better!!!

Yuri da BUm