On Sat, 18 Aug 2007 12:18:19 -0700, John Smith I
wrote:

Let's see, a link to a National Enquirer story headlines a story about
a surgeon who grafts a pig's head onto Paris Hilton, and the poster

Now you have my interest!

Did this alleged operation result in Paris being any more attractive to
50+ year old males, such as myself?

Sounds like you are already attracted. The question is, are you ready
to go under the same surgeon's knife to enhance your appeal to her?

Now, there's a test of theory and acclaim being bundled under the
mantle of "news releases!" Volunteer for elective surgery and
elevate this story above the fold in USA Today.

As for antennas, I see none of the dewy-eyed crowd of worshipers
daring to tread the turf of building/modeling/discussing the necessary
glass prism to commemorate this momentous announcement of FTL DXing.
Can we even hope their zeal in this well-spring of faith extends to
pushing a credit card across the display case to buy a magazine about
one?

73's
Richard Clark, KB7QHC