On 20 Jan, 15:01, John Smith wrote:
art wrote:
... Having never met a redneck from
the mountains I can only assume that such talk is the very nature of a
redneck that makes them a subject for comedy. For that you do a
terrific job with respect to american humour.

Art:

Is that a "stab" at placing a knife within a velvet sheath?

Chuckle,
JS

I don't understand that John!
I do remember a trip thru the mountains when we saw a sign that stated
"rest area ahead" but it was a red graffity sort of sign. We kept our
eyes open and later came upon it. It was an old mattress placed on the
side of the road. We later came across a flea market which we intended
to visit but we couldn't. There was only one huge car park that was
marked for the handicap only, and it was full! We thought was mighty
unfriendly. Other than that it was beautiful country. I heard one guy
say I should have gone to the most afluent areas,I told him we did
once and they were very friendly and invited us to a house warming. We
did not go ofcourse because of the set conditions where guests had to
promise to help with removing the wheels! They were not attached to
the house as they had fallen off en route and landed up in a marshy
area.
Regards
Art

On 20 Jan, 16:00, art wrote:
On 20 Jan, 15:01, John Smith wrote:

art wrote:
... Having never met a redneck from
the mountains I can only assume that such talk is the very nature of a
redneck that makes them a subject for comedy. For that you do a
terrific job with respect to american humour.

Art:

Is that a "stab" at placing a knife within a velvet sheath?

Chuckle,
JS

I don't understand that John!
I do remember a trip thru the mountains when we saw a sign that stated
"rest area ahead" but it was a red graffity sort of sign. We kept our
eyes open and later came upon it. It was an old mattress placed on the
side of the road. We later came across a flea market which we intended
to visit but we couldn't. There was only one huge car park that was
marked for the handicap only, and it was full! We thought was mighty
unfriendly. Other than that it was beautiful country. I heard one guy
say I should have gone to the most afluent areas,I told him we did
once and they were very friendly and invited us to a house warming. We
did not go ofcourse because of the set conditions where guests had to
promise to help with removing the wheels! They were not attached to
the house as they had fallen off en route and landed up in a marshy
area.
Regards
Art

John I remember now, I have seen a redneck. We came across a bunch,
all looking evil
with these huges blunderbuss type weapons. But appearances are
deceiving since they were just squirrel hunting. I asked then about
the necessity of these large wierd looking rifles but they said they
came in handy if they didn't win the race to pick up the road kill.
Taking another look at them it all seemed to make sense
Art

On Jan 20, 6:37 pm, art wrote:


John I remember now, I have seen a redneck. We came across a bunch,
all looking evil
with these huges blunderbuss type weapons. But appearances are
deceiving since they were just squirrel hunting. I asked then about
the necessity of these large wierd looking rifles but they said they
came in handy if they didn't win the race to pick up the road kill.
Taking another look at them it all seemed to make sense
Art

That was probably back when Clinton was in the White House.
With the sunset of the AWB, many rednecks have progressed
to more capable tools. Of course, the race for road kill still exists
in many areas, as many prefer the grainy texture of an aged
animal carcass.
If you can find a roadkill old enough to be yellow striped, you can
consider yourself a lucky man indeed, as these are considered
a delicacy by many. Road striped possums and skunks are a
special treat at the dinner table, broiled or fried.
These days, many rednecks have switched to Barret .50 cal
sniper rifles, AR-15's, TEC 9's, etc.
The old antique shotguns have been relegated for A/C use for the
mobile homes. IE: they are often used as a doorstop to hold the
front door open. For mobile home protection, the favored handgun
of the modern progressive redneck is the Desert Eagle .50 cal..
Git-R-Done Vern!
MK