Gentlemen,
Well, I'm afraid it's time to reveal the truth to Art. Now that he's
hit upon the tree thing, he honestly doesn't have far to go before
discovering all of our secrets. While I admit that he hasn't yet
touched on the mysteries of citric acid, he will shortly, I mean, it's
only a very short jump, right?
Art,
You have been the focus of a conspiracy. Yes, your suspicions have
been correct, it was a conspiracy by those of us 'in the know'. We
have been doing all that we can to deter you from your venture into
these mysteries. I'm sure you can see where the world is just not
ready for them as yet. That was the reason, the world is just not
ready for the revelation yet.
But it's time for this to end, the conspiracy thingy I mean.
Congratulations, I really didn't think you would make it, but you
have.
I also believe you can understand that it takes time to turn this
action of ours around and give you the deserved recognition you have
earned. Be patient, it will happen shortly. In the mean time, you
might give further thought on that citric acid (limes, lemons, etc.)
thing and particle release. I knew you were 'close' when you
mentioned trees!
Hang on, it's coming...
- 'Doc