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Old November 7th 08, 07:48 PM posted to rec.radio.amateur.antenna
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Default "Unwashed" hams and "washed" hams
On Fri, 7 Nov 2008 10:04:00 -0600, (Richard
Harrison) wrote:

Richard Clark wrote:
"An antenna is not in "equilibrium" so says Marx (of Hart, Shaffner &
Marx)."

How about Chico, Harpo, and Groucho?

Ah! There we have chaotic harmony, not equilibrium. Perhaps more
"attuned" to Gussian arrays. For haberdashery (what I presume Art
describes here in this group), Hart, Shaffner & Marx is the zenith of
equilibrium in dress (but not antennas).

Art Unwin hopes to stump us by not defining what he means if anything by
"equilibrium".

More the problem is that Art may have redefined the word "shoebox"
which must be his metric standard for something the size of a WalMart
store. If he had an antenna the size of two WalMart stores
side-by-side, then yes, his claims would make sense.

So, in the vocabulary of Authur-speak:
Shoebox: One WalMart building.
Equilibrium: Matching fashions for men's levitation wear.
Paramagnetic: Skydiving at the North Pole.
Diamagnetic: Calorie cutting by eating only magenta colored food.
Array: Any jumble of rusted barbed wire sections.
Director: A reflector of an array.
Reflector: A director of an array.
Radiation: Bugs that hit your windshield (aka particels)
Resonance: Wiper action of flicking radiation off your windshield.
Antenna: A patent for a method of dividing by zero in checkbooks.

73's
Richard Clark, KB7QHC
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