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Russ March 14th 04 02:39 AM

On 14 Mar 2004 00:06:07 GMT, (JGBOYLES) wrote:

The angle of the dangle is proportional to the mass of the ass times the
heat of the meat.


Oh well, in the early 1970's University of Alabama School of EE. It was:

The Angle of the Dangle is directly proportional to the Heat of the Meat, and
inversely proportional to the Fall of the Balls. I'm sorry.
73 Gary N4AST


The cube of the boob should be in there somewhere too.

Russ

Tdonaly March 14th 04 05:18 AM

Cecil wrote,

Ed Price wrote:
The angle of the dangle is proportional to the mass of the ass times the
heat of the meat.


Whatever happened to the "cube of the root"?
--
73, Cecil http://www.qsl.net/w5dxp


There's a lot more, but, mercifully, everyone's forgotten it.
73,
Tom Donaly, KA6RUH



Ed Price March 14th 04 08:47 AM


"Russ" wrote in message
...
On 14 Mar 2004 00:06:07 GMT, (JGBOYLES) wrote:

The angle of the dangle is proportional to the mass of the ass times the
heat of the meat.


Oh well, in the early 1970's University of Alabama School of EE. It was:

The Angle of the Dangle is directly proportional to the Heat of the

Meat, and
inversely proportional to the Fall of the Balls. I'm sorry.
73 Gary N4AST


The cube of the boob should be in there somewhere too.

Russ



Unfortunately, these analog rules of thumb have been forgotten in this age
of digital stimulation.

Ed
wb6wsn


Henry Kolesnik March 14th 04 02:26 PM

Well after all the interest I googl;ed and there's more than I can handle...
Sorry Reg, but when I saw the title I couldn't resist...
Was this little ditty common across the pond?
Take a look..
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&l...e%22+mass+cube

73
Hank WD5JFR

"Henry Kolesnik" wrote in message
m...
From the 60s, after engr class
..
the angle of the dangle ...
is in constant proportion to the mass of the ass..

and unfortunately I can't recall the rest..
which might be the best...
73
Hank WD5JFR
"Reg Edwards" wrote in message
...
To fit your your new Inverted-V into your back yard with maximum

efficiency,
download program INV_VEE from website below and vary the dangle-angle.
Includes best match for 50 or 75 ohms, or what have you? And feedline
performance.
----
.................................................. .........
Regards from Reg, G4FGQ
For Free Radio Design Software go to
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.................................................. .........







Reg Edwards March 14th 04 06:25 PM

I have only a very vague impression of ever hearing the phrase "Dangle
Angle" in connection with nothing I can recall. I used it to describe the
angle by which the ends of a an inverted-V dangled towards the ground just
because it sounded amusing. And so it seems it was.

Does it account for the abysmal standards of education of the present
generation of engineers and scientists? ;o)
----
Reg.

-----------------------------------------------

Was this little ditty common across the pond?
Take a look..

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&l...e%22+mass+cube



Cecil Moore March 14th 04 06:35 PM

Reg Edwards wrote:
Does it account for the abysmal standards of education of the present
generation of engineers and scientists? ;o)


That and: Bad Boys Rape Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly.
--
73, Cecil http://www.qsl.net/w5dxp



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Cecil Moore March 14th 04 10:32 PM

Ralph Mowery wrote:

"Cecil Moore" wrote;
That and: Bad Boys Rape Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly.


You left out Our (orange).


..... .. .... .. 90% is not bad for a senile old man. :-)
--
73, Cecil http://www.qsl.net/w5dxp



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Ralph Mowery March 14th 04 10:59 PM


"Cecil Moore" wrote in message
...
Reg Edwards wrote:
Does it account for the abysmal standards of education of the present
generation of engineers and scientists? ;o)


That and: Bad Boys Rape Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly.
--
73, Cecil http://www.qsl.net/w5dxp


You left out Our (orange).



Richard Clark March 14th 04 11:04 PM

On Sun, 14 Mar 2004 16:32:19 -0600, Cecil Moore
wrote:

Ralph Mowery wrote:

"Cecil Moore" wrote;
That and: Bad Boys Rape Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly.


You left out Our (orange).


.... .. .... .. 90% is not bad for a senile old man. :-)

You also forgot Gold, Silver, none

60% signs of Creeping senility?

Ed Price March 15th 04 02:28 AM


"Cecil Moore" wrote in message
...
Reg Edwards wrote:
Does it account for the abysmal standards of education of the present
generation of engineers and scientists? ;o)


That and: Bad Boys Rape (Our) Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly.



....for Silver or Gold.

Come on Reg, they don't give it up just for an elucidation of the conjugate
match!

Ed
wb6wsn



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