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MikeV February 10th 11 09:27 AM

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I recently bought a great new antenna with 100 mile range radius.

mvoleski@ccf[.]org

Richard Clark February 10th 11 06:15 PM

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On Thu, 10 Feb 2011 09:27:30 +0000, MikeV
wrote:

I recently bought a great new antenna with 100 mile range radius.


I presume "great" was meant to be ironic. Are you asking how to get a
refund? Simple antennas have ranges into the thousands of miles.

73's
Richard Clark, KB7QHC

Richard Fry February 10th 11 09:54 PM

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On Feb 10, 3:27*am, MikeV wrote:
I recently bought a great new antenna with 100 mile range radius.

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Transmit, or receive?

tom February 11th 11 01:56 AM

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On 2/10/2011 3:27 AM, MikeV wrote:
I recently bought a great new antenna with 100 mile range radius.

mvoleski@ccf[.]org


How does it know where to stop? Programmable photons?

tom
K0TAR

John Harbl February 11th 11 02:52 AM

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On 2/10/11 4:27 AM, MikeV wrote:
I recently bought a great new antenna with 100 mile range radius.

mvoleski@ccf[.]org


A 100-mile radius? HOLY ****, THAT'S A 200-MILE DIAMETER!

See what I did there? Doubled your range for you FOR FREE.

BUT WAIT, THERE'S *MORE*!

Did I say 200 miles? I must've been coming down from PCP when I did,
because I *really* meant THREE HUNDRED AND TWENTY KILOMETRES! That's a
number that's 160% *larger* than 200!

Your numbers are now three-point-two times bigger than they were when
you started. No need to thank me; just take a shower and we'll call it
even.

- J.

tom February 11th 11 03:36 AM

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On 2/10/2011 8:52 PM, John Harbl wrote:
On 2/10/11 4:27 AM, MikeV wrote:
I recently bought a great new antenna with 100 mile range radius.

mvoleski@ccf[.]org


A 100-mile radius? HOLY ****, THAT'S A 200-MILE DIAMETER!

See what I did there? Doubled your range for you FOR FREE.

BUT WAIT, THERE'S *MORE*!

Did I say 200 miles? I must've been coming down from PCP when I did,
because I *really* meant THREE HUNDRED AND TWENTY KILOMETRES! That's a
number that's 160% *larger* than 200!

Your numbers are now three-point-two times bigger than they were when
you started. No need to thank me; just take a shower and we'll call it
even.

- J.


But wait, there's more! We forgot UP!

Space is just waiting for your misdirected signals!



Sal M. Onella[_2_] February 11th 11 04:53 AM

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On Feb 10, 1:27*am, MikeV wrote:
I recently bought a great new antenna with 100 mile range radius.

mvoleski@ccf[.]org

--
MikeV


Wrong group. You want new.tv.antenna.roof

"Sal"

Irv Finkleman February 14th 11 03:23 AM

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Perhaps I could interest you in a Bridge I have for sale.

Irv VE6BP




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