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Old April 19th 04, 12:34 PM
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Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony
wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.


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Old April 19th 04, 01:03 PM
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But, as the respected Mother's noted ..

Duane Allen wrote:

From cartalk.com

Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The
ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.


Duane
N6JPO



It's still a matter of propagation!





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Old April 19th 04, 01:20 PM
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Mike Luther wrote:

But, as the respected Mother's noted ..

Duane Allen wrote:

From cartalk.com

Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The
ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.


Duane
N6JPO




It's still a matter of propagation!





Nicely done.
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Old April 19th 04, 01:40 PM
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"Duane Allen" wrote in message
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Mike Luther wrote:

But, as the respected Mother's noted ..

Duane Allen wrote:

From cartalk.com

Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The
ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.


Duane
N6JPO


It's still a matter of propagation!



Nicely done.


Unfortunately, they later found out they were oppositely polarized, and the
husband had been looking up the skirt of a discone down the block.



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Old April 19th 04, 04:38 PM
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Dave VanHorn wrote:

"Duane Allen" wrote in message
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Mike Luther wrote:

But, as the respected Mother's noted ..

Duane Allen wrote:

From cartalk.com

Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The
ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.


Duane
N6JPO

It's still a matter of propagation!



Nicely done.


Unfortunately, they later found out they were oppositely polarized, and the
husband had been looking up the skirt of a discone down the block


and the wife, in graphic terms, threatens to choke him......



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Old April 19th 04, 04:58 PM
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On Mon, 19 Apr 2004 15:38:25 GMT, zeno wrote:



Dave VanHorn wrote:

"Duane Allen" wrote in message
k.net...
Mike Luther wrote:

But, as the respected Mother's noted ..

Duane Allen wrote:

From cartalk.com

Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The
ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.


Duane
N6JPO

It's still a matter of propagation!



Nicely done.


Unfortunately, they later found out they were oppositely polarized, and the
husband had been looking up the skirt of a discone down the block


and the wife, in graphic terms, threatens to choke him......


and soon to be terminated, OHMy.









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Old April 21st 04, 01:11 PM
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Perhaps the wife's beamwidth was too broad.

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"Dave VanHorn" wrote in message
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"Duane Allen" wrote in message
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Mike Luther wrote:

But, as the respected Mother's noted ..

Duane Allen wrote:

From cartalk.com

Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The
ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.


Duane
N6JPO

It's still a matter of propagation!



Nicely done.


Unfortunately, they later found out they were oppositely polarized, and

the
husband had been looking up the skirt of a discone down the block.






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Old April 25th 04, 12:25 PM
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"Dave VanHorn" wrote in message ...

Unfortunately, they later found out they were oppositely polarized, and the
husband had been looking up the skirt of a discone down the block.


Maybe he was a beverage antenna, and the bride only found out about
this after the wedding...

On the other hand, maybe he had cardiod problems...

Ray
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Old April 26th 04, 03:09 AM
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I think this couple were mismatched from the very start.

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Old April 19th 04, 01:34 PM
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Yeah right, it's all fun and games until you have a roof full of
whippersnapin' in the wind...

And scanning endless hours a day finding signals to feed them...

(Duane, thanks for the morning chuckle!)



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