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![]() "Jeff Liebermann" wrote in message ... snip I did invent a unit of measure which seems to have stuck for a time at a former college. During college, I built a device to quantify female desirability. It was an IR detector that basically measured the mount of exposed skin. I needed a unit of measure for female desirability which became the milli-Helen. Since Helen of Troy launched 1000 ships, 1 milli-Helen would launch 1 ship. The negative was also true as negative 1 milli-Helen would sink 1 ship. Unfortunately, it somewhat backfired and failed to provide me with any additional dates and lady friends. That's interesting, since a coworker and I did something like it in the 1990s. (No animal testing was performed.) You rated women's looks based on the Optimum Viewing Distance in feet. At 200 feet, say, you can tell it's a woman but not much more. At 50 feet, you can gauge whether you want a closer look, so lower numbers indicate a more-attractive woman. If she still looks good at 15 feet, but you can see her crooked teeth and nose hair at 10 feet, then the rating is set to 15, the "best" viewing distance for her. If she's really attractive, you probably would want to make physical contact, so she becomes a 0, in effect a completely attractive woman. In this system, the rating number could actually go slightly negative but that would be splitting hairs. "Sal" |
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