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Airy R. Bean December 25th 04 07:45 PM

string around and across so that he looks like
he?s crawling.
Glaze, then arrange pineapples and secure with cloves.
Bake uncovered in 350° oven till thermometer reaches 160°.



Cajun Babies

Just like crabs or crawfish, babies are boiled alive!
You don?t need silverware, the hot spicy meat comes off in your hands.

6 live babies
1 lb. smoked sausage
4 lemons
whole garlic
2 lb. new potatoes
4 ears corn
1 box salt
crab boil

Bring 3 gallons of water to a boil.
Add sausage, salt, crab boil, lemons and garlic.
Drop potatoes in, boil for 4 minutes.
Corn is added next, boil an additional 11 minutes.
Put the live babies into the boiling water and cover.
Boil till meat comes off easily with a fork.



Oven-Baked Baby-Back Ribs

Beef ribs or pork ribs can be used in this recipe,
and that is exactly what your dinner guests will assume!
An excellent way to expose the uninitiated to this highly misunderstood
yet succulent source of protein.

2 human baby rib racks
3 cups barbecue sauce or honey glaze (see index)
Salt
black pepper
white pepper
paprika

Remove the silverskin by loosening from the edges,
then stripping off.
Season generously, rubbing the mixture into the baby?s flesh.
Place 1 quart water in a baking pan, the meat on a wire rack.
Bake uncovered in 250° oven for 1½ hours.
When browned, remove and glaze,
return to oven and bake 20 minutes more to form a glaze.
Cut ribs into individual pieces and serve with extra sauce.



Fre



Airy R. Bean December 25th 04 07:46 PM

human or pork
3 lb. ground beef
1 cup finely chopped onions
7 - 12 cloves garlic
1 cup seasoned bread crumbs
½ cup milk, 2 eggs
Oregano
basil
salt
pepper
Italian seasoning, etc.
Tomato gravy (see index)
Fresh or at least freshly cooked spaghetti or other pasta

Mix the ground meats together in a large bowl,
then mix each of the other ingredients.
Make balls about the size of a baby?s fist
(there should be one lying around for reference).
Bake at 400°for about 25 minutes -
or you could fry them in olive oil.
Place the meatballs in the tomato gravy, and simmer for several hours.
Serve on spaghetti.
Accompany with green salad, garlic bread and red wine.



Newborn Parmesan

This classic Sicilian cuisine can easily be turned into Eggplant Parmesan
If you are planning a vegetarian meal. Or you could just as well use veal -
after all, you have to be careful - Sicilians are touchy about their young
family members...

6 newborn or veal cutlets
Tomato gravy (see index)
4 cups mozzarella, 1cup parmesan, 1cup romano
Seasoned bread crumbs mixed with
parmesan
roma



Airy R. Bean December 25th 04 07:51 PM

So you cannot substantiate your assertion.

Most Greek words that I have encountered can be
expressed phonetically in English.

"Richard Clark" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 25 Dec 2004 17:14:06 -0000, "Airy R. Bean"
wrote:

You need to discuss Ancient Greek and not Modern Greek.


For Medieval Latin? Please note the usages.

AIUI, "Antennae" is not a word in the Greek style.
What was the word from which you say a translation occurred?


You want me to write Greek in ASCII? What a hoot.

Consult "A Concise Etymological Dictionary of Modern English," Ernest
Weekly, MA, of University College, Nottingham, 1924.

It is also so described in the OED.

73's
Richard Clark, KB7QHC





Airy R. Bean December 25th 04 07:51 PM

Leviticus 26: 1,2
[...else...]

Ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters ye shall eat.
Leviticus 26:29


Roast Child with Cornbread Stuffing

Turkey may be substituted for this classic holiday feast.
Although time consuming, this dish seems to take longer than it actually does;
as the entire house is filled with such a heavenly aroma,
the waiting becomes almost unbearable.

1 whole child, cleaned and de-headed
1 batch cornbread stuffing (see index)
½ cup melted butter

Remove the giblets from the infant and set aside.
Stuff the cavity where the child?s genitals and anus were located
using ½ cup per pound of meat.
Tie the arms flat to the body, then pull the skin flaps up to close the cavity.
Now tie the thighs up tight to hold it all together.
Place breast side up in a large metal roasting pan.
Bake in 325° oven covered for 2 hours.
Remove cover, stick a cooking thermometer deep into one of the
baby?s buttocks and cook uncovered till thermometer reads 190°,
about another hour.



Pro-Choice Po-Boy

Soft-shelled crabs serve just as well in this classic southern delicacy.
The sandwich originated in New Orleans, where an abundance of abortion clinics
thrive and



Richard Clark December 25th 04 08:34 PM

On Sat, 25 Dec 2004 19:51:47 -0000, "Airy R. Bean"
wrote:

So you cannot substantiate your assertion.

Most Greek words that I have encountered can be
expressed phonetically in English.

Sounds like rhetoric in place of argument. As I said, the original
Greek is found in the OED - if, of course, you speak from its
authority and you have access, otherwise your response is called
"winging it" (vulgar US colloq. ca. 20th cent.) ;-)

The Greek (this is from the OED by the way) was translated by
Theodosius, the Monophysite monk (d. 1478 Gaza). By the way, for
English there is no earlier usage of Antenna|e than 1698.

From Weekly:
"Greek is recorded, in the Homeric poems, from the 7th century
B.C. It was divided into a number of dialects - Ionic, Doric,
Aeolic, Attic - the last of which eventually prevailed and still
exists, not greatly changed, as Modern Greek. Its direct
contribution to English does not begin till the Renaissance,
but the coinage of scientific and philosophical terms of
Greek origin is now continuous."

73's
Richard Clark, KB7QHC

Richard Clark December 25th 04 08:53 PM

peppers, and celery (all chopped finely)
and season well.
Place in a large bowl and cool.
Add seasoned breadcrumbs and a little of the tomato gravy,
enough to make the mixture pliable.
Divide the stuffing among the cabbage leaves then roll.
Place seam down in a baking pan.
Ladle tomato gravy on top,
and bake at 325° for 30 - 45 minutes.



Umbilical Cordon Bleu

Nothing is so beautiful as the bond between mother and child,
so why not consume it?
Children or chicken breasts will work wonderfully also.

4 whole umbilical chords (or baby breasts, or chicken breasts)
4 thin slices of smoked ham, and Gruyere cheese
Flour
eggwash (milk and eggs)
seasoned bread crumbs
1 onion
minced
salt
pepper
butter
olive oil

Pound the breasts flat (parboil first if using umbilical
cords so they won?t be tough).
Place a slice of ham and cheese on each, along with some minced onion
then fold in half, trimming neatly.
Dredge in flour, eggwash, then seasoned breadcrumbs;
allow to sit for a few minutes.
Sauté in butter and olive oil until golden brown,
about 6 minutes on each side.



Shish Kababes

As old as the hills, this technique has employed seafood, beef, pork, lamb,
poultry, and vegetables; just about anything can be grilled, and young humans
are no exception!

High quality marinade (Teriyaki and garlic perhaps)
1 inch cubes of tender meat, preferably from the nursery
Onions
bell peppers
Wooden or metal skewers

Marinate the meat overnight.
Get the grill goo



Airy R. Bean December 25th 04 09:07 PM

if a healthy young limb is at hand, then don?t hesitate to cook
it to perfection!

1 high quality limb, rack, or roast
Potatoes, carrot
Oil
celery
onions
green onions
parsley
garlic
salt, pepper, etc
2 cups beef stock

Marinate meat (optional, not necessary with better cuts).
Season liberally and lace with garlic cloves by making incisions,
and placing whole cloves deep into the meat.
Grease a baking pan, and fill with a thick bed of onions,
celery, green onions, and parsley.
Place roast on top with fat side up.
Place uncovered in 500° oven for 20 minutes, reduce oven to 325°.
Bake till medium rare (150°) and let roast rest.
Pour stock over onions and drippings, carve the meat and
place the slices in the au jus.



Bisque Ã* l?Enfant

Honor the memory of Grandma with this dish by utilizing her good
silver soup tureen and her great grandchildren (crawfish, crab or
lobster will work just as well, however this dish is classically
made with crawfish).

Stuffed infant heads, stuffed crawfish heads, stuffed crab or lobster shells;
make patties if shell or head is not available
(such as with packaged crawfish, crab, or headless baby).
Flour
oil
onions
bell peppers
garlic salt, pepper, etc.
3 cups chicken stock
2 sticks butter
3 tablespoons oil

First stuff the heads, or make the patties (see index)
then fry or bake.
Set aside to drain on paper towels.
Make a roux with butter, oil and flour,
brown vegetables in the roux, then add chicken stock and
allow to simmer for 20 minutes.
Add the patties or stuffed heads, and some loose crawfish,
lobster, long piglet, or what have you.
Cook on low for 15 minutes, then allow it to set for at least
15 minutes more.
Serve over steamed rice; this dish is very impressive!



Stuffed Cabbage Rolls

Babies really can be found



Airy R. Bean December 25th 04 09:22 PM

have lots of meat
(of course this can consist of chicken, beef, pork, or shrimp).
Who can resist this classic appetizer; or light lunch served with
a fresh salad? Versatility is probably this recipe?s greatest virtue,
as one can use the best part of a prime, rare, yearling, or the
morticians occasional horror: a small miracle stopped short by a
drunk driver, or the innocent victim of a drive-by shooting...

2 cups finely chopped very young human flesh
1 cup shredded cabbage
1 cup bean sprouts
5 sprigs green onion, finely chopped
5 cloves minced garlic
4-6 ounces bamboo shoots
Sherry
chicken broth
oil for deep frying (1 gallon)
Salt
pepper
soy & teriyaki
minced ginger, etc.
1 tablespoon cornstarch dissolved in a little cold water
1 egg beaten

Make the stuffing:
Marinate the flesh in a mixture of soy and teriyaki sauces
then stir fry in hot oil for till brown - about 1 minute, remove.
Stir-fry the vegetables.
Put the meat back into the wok and adjust the seasoning.
De-glaze with sherry, cooking off the alcohol.
Add broth (optional) cook a few more minutes.
Add the cornstarch, cook a few minutes till thick,
then place the stuffing into a colander and cool;
2 hours
Wrap the rolls:
Place 3 tablespoons of stuffing in the wrap, roll tightly -
corner nearest you first, fold 2 side corners in,
wrap till remaining corner is left.
Brush with egg, seal, and allow to sit on the seal for
a few minutes.
Fry the rolls:
325



J. Teske December 25th 04 09:31 PM

Southern Fried Small-fry

Tastes like fried chicken, which works just as well.
In fact you may want to practice cutting up whole chickens
for frying before you go for the real thing.
Whole chicken is much more efficient and inexpensive than buying pieces.

1 tiny human, cut into pieces
2 cups flour
Onion, garlic
Salt
pepper
garlic powder
cayenne pepper
hot sauce, etc.
Oil for frying

Mix milk, eggs, hot sauce in a bowl, add chopped onion and garlic.
Season the meat liberally, and marinate for several hours.
Place seasoned flour in a paper or plastic shopping bag,
drop pieces in a few a time, shake to coat thoroughly,
then deep fry in hot oil (350°) for about 15 minutes.
Drain and place on paper towels.



Miscarriage with Mustard Greens

Why waste it? Otherwise, and in general, use ham or salt pork to season greens.
The technique of smothering greens can be used with many vegetables;
green beans work especially well. Meat is not necessary every day, don?t
be afraid to alter any dish to vegetarian tastes.

1 premature baby, born dead
Large bunch of mustard greens
2 white onions, 1 cup chopped celery
Vegetable oil (or hog fat)
Salt, pepper, garlic, etc.

Lightly brown onions, celery, garlic and meat in large heavy pot.
Add a little water and the greens (which should be thoroughly cleaned and washed).
Smother slowly for at least 2 hours, adding small amounts of water
when it starts to stick.
Stir frequently.
When ready - serve with rice, grilled smoked sausage, green salad, and iced tea.
Coffee and apple pie then brandy.



Maternity Ward Pot Luck Dinner

If you can?t get anything fresh from the hospital, nursery, or morgue;
you can at least get rid of all the leftovers in your refrigerator.

1 - 2 lbs. cubed meat (huma



Airy R. Bean December 25th 04 10:06 PM

are eating
human babies, this is the perfect solution.
But if you are still paranoid, you can substitute pork butt.

5 lb. lean chuck roast
3 lb. prime baby butt
2 tablespoons each:
salt
black, white and cayenne peppers
celery salt
garlic powder
parsley flakes
brown sugar
1 teaspoon sage
2 onions
6 cloves garlic
bunch green onions, chopped

Cut the children?s butts and the beef roast into pieces
that will fit in the grinder.
Run the meat through using a 3/16 grinding plate.
Add garlic, onions and seasoning then mix well.
Add just enough water for a smooth consistency, then mix again.
Form the sausage mixture into patties or stuff into natural casings.



Stillborn Stew

By definition, this meat cannot be had altogether fresh,
but have the lifeless unfortunate available immediately after delivery,
or use high quality beef or pork roasts (it is cheaper and better to
cut up a whole roast than to buy stew meat).

1 stillbirth, de-boned and cubed
¼ cup vegetable oil
2 large onions
bell pepper
celery
garlic
½ cup red wine
3 Irish potatoes
2 large carrots

This is a simple classic stew that makes natural gravy,
thus it does not have to be thickened.
Brown the meat quickly in very hot oil, remove and set aside.
Brown the onions, celery, pepper and garlic.
De-glaze with wine, return meat to the pan and season well.
Stew on low fire adding small amounts of water and
seasoning as necessary.
After at least half an hour, add the carrots and potatoes,
and simmer till root vegetables break with a fork.
Cook a fresh pot of long grained white rice.



Pre-mie Pot Pie

When working with prematurely delivered newborns (or chicken) use sherry;
red wine with beef (buy stea



Airy R. Bean December 25th 04 10:17 PM

Otherwise, and in general, use ham or salt pork to season greens.
The technique of smothering greens can be used with many vegetables;
green beans work especially well. Meat is not necessary every day, don?t
be afraid to alter any dish to vegetarian tastes.

1 premature baby, born dead
Large bunch of mustard greens
2 white onions, 1 cup chopped celery
Vegetable oil (or hog fat)
Salt, pepper, garlic, etc.

Lightly brown onions, celery, garlic and meat in large heavy pot.
Add a little water and the greens (which should be thoroughly cleaned and washed).
Smother slowly for at least 2 hours, adding small amounts of water
when it starts to stick.
Stir frequently.
When ready - serve with rice, grilled smoked sausage, green salad, and iced tea.
Coffee and apple pie then brandy.



Maternity Ward Pot Luck Dinner

If you can?t get anything fresh from the hospital, nursery, or morgue;
you can at least get rid of all the leftovers in your refrigerator.

1 - 2 lbs. cubed meat (human flesh, chicken, turkey, beef...)
1 -2 lbs. coarsely chopped vegetables
(carrots, potatoes, turnips, cauliflower, cabbage...)
Bell pepper
onions
garlic
ginger
salt pepper, etc.
Olive oil
butter

Brown the meat and some chopped onions, peppers, and garilic in olive oil,
place in baking dish, layer with vegetables seasoning and butter.
Bake at 325° for 30 - 45 minutes.
Serve with hot dinner rolls, fruit salad and sparkling water.



Bébé Buffet 1

Show off with whole roasted children replete with apples in mouths -
and babies? heads stuffed with wild rice. Or keep it simple with a
hearty main course such as stew, lasagna, or meat loaf.

Some suggestions

Pre-mie pot pies, beef stew, leg of lamb, stuffed chicken, roast pork spiral ham,




Richard Clark December 25th 04 10:25 PM

onions
bell pepper
celery
garlic
½ cup red wine
3 Irish potatoes
2 large carrots

This is a simple classic stew that makes natural gravy,
thus it does not have to be thickened.
Brown the meat quickly in very hot oil, remove and set aside.
Brown the onions, celery, pepper and garlic.
De-glaze with wine, return meat to the pan and season well.
Stew on low fire adding small amounts of water and
seasoning as necessary.
After at least half an hour, add the carrots and potatoes,
and simmer till root vegetables break with a fork.
Cook a fresh pot of long grained white rice.



Pre-mie Pot Pie

When working with prematurely delivered newborns (or chicken) use sherry;
red wine with beef (buy steak or roast, do not pre-boil).

Pie crust (see index)
Whole fresh pre-mie; eviscerated, head, hands and feet removed
Onions, bell pepper, celery
½ cup wine
Root vegetables of choice (turnips, carrots, potatoes, etc) cubed

Make a crust from scratch - or go shamefully to the frozen food section
of your favorite grocery and select 2 high quality pie crusts (you
will need one for the top also).
Boil the prepared delicacy until the meat starts to come off the bones.
Remove, de-bone and cube; continue to reduce the broth.
Brown the onions, peppers and celery.
Add the meat then season, continue browning.
De-glaze with sherry, add



Airy R. Bean December 25th 04 10:41 PM

etc.
Tomato gravy (see index)
Fresh or at least freshly cooked spaghetti or other pasta

Mix the ground meats together in a large bowl,
then mix each of the other ingredients.
Make balls about the size of a baby?s fist
(there should be one lying around for reference).
Bake at 400°for about 25 minutes -
or you could fry them in olive oil.
Place the meatballs in the tomato gravy, and simmer for several hours.
Serve on spaghetti.
Accompany with green salad, garlic bread and red wine.



Newborn Parmesan

This classic Sicilian cuisine can easily be turned into Eggplant Parmesan
If you are planning a vegetarian meal. Or you could just as well use veal -
after all, you have to be careful - Sicilians are touchy about their young
family members...

6 newborn or veal cutlets
Tomato gravy (see index)
4 cups mozzarella, 1cup parmesan, 1cup romano
Seasoned bread crumbs mixed with
parmesan
romano
salt
pepper
oregano
garlic powder
chopped parsley
Flour
eggwash (eggs and milk)
Peanut oil for frying.

Pound the cutlets.
Dredge in flour, eggs, then the bread crumb mixture.
Fry till g



Richard Clark December 25th 04 10:44 PM

be turned into Eggplant Parmesan
If you are planning a vegetarian meal. Or you could just as well use veal -
after all, you have to be careful - Sicilians are touchy about their young
family members...

6 newborn or veal cutlets
Tomato gravy (see index)
4 cups mozzarella, 1cup parmesan, 1cup romano
Seasoned bread crumbs mixed with
parmesan
romano
salt
pepper
oregano
garlic powder
chopped parsley
Flour
eggwash (eggs and milk)
Peanut oil for frying.

Pound the cutlets.
Dredge in flour, eggs, then the bread crumb mixture.
Fry till golden brown in 350° peanut oil.
In a baking pan, place a layer of gravy,
then one of meat, gravy, and cheese.
Another layer each of meat, gravy, and cheese.
Then bake at 350° for 45 minutes.
Serve on hot pasta with romano cheese.



Southern Fried Small-fry

Tastes like fried chicken, which works just as well.
In fact you may want to practice cutting up whole chickens
for frying before you go for the real thing.
Whole chicken is much more efficient and inexpensive than buying pieces.

1 tiny human, cut into pieces
2 cups flour
Onion, garlic
Salt
pepper
garlic powder
cayenne pepper
hot sauce, etc.
Oil for frying

Mix milk, eggs, hot sauce in a bowl, ad



Richard Clark December 25th 04 10:55 PM

to coat thoroughly,
then deep fry in hot oil (350°) for about 15 minutes.
Drain and place on paper towels.



Miscarriage with Mustard Greens

Why waste it? Otherwise, and in general, use ham or salt pork to season greens.
The technique of smothering greens can be used with many vegetables;
green beans work especially well. Meat is not necessary every day, don?t
be afraid to alter any dish to vegetarian tastes.

1 premature baby, born dead
Large bunch of mustard greens
2 white onions, 1 cup chopped celery
Vegetable oil (or hog fat)
Salt, pepper, garlic, etc.

Lightly brown onions, celery, garlic and meat in large heavy pot.
Add a little water and the greens (which should be thoroughly cleaned and washed).
Smother slowly for at least 2 hours, adding small amounts of water
when it starts to stick.
Stir frequently.
When ready - serve with rice, grilled smoked sausage, green salad, and iced tea.
Coffee and apple pie then brandy.



Maternity Ward Pot Luck Dinner

If you can?t get anything fresh from the hospital, nursery, or morgue;
you can at least get rid of all the leftovers in your refrigerator.

1 - 2 lbs. cubed meat (human flesh, chicken, turkey, beef...)
1 -2 lbs. coarsely chopped vegetables
(carrots, potatoes, turnips, cauliflower, cabbage...)
Bell pepper
onions
garlic
ginger
salt pepper, etc.
Olive oil
butter

Brown the meat and some chopped onions, peppers, and garilic in olive oil,
place in baking dish, layer with vegetables seasoning and butter.
Bake at 325° for 30 - 45 minutes.
Serve with hot dinner rolls, fruit salad and sparkling water.



Bébé Buffet 1

Show off with whole roasted children replete with apples in mouths -



J. Teske December 26th 04 01:34 AM

There are postings with my name on them with Swiftian recipes
on them being issued with my email.

I have not issued these.

Kindly cease and desist using my email address.

Jon W3JT (I did however post some of the banter on antennae.)

Roy Lewallen December 26th 04 08:51 AM

Airy R. Bean wrote:
. . .
Let those who are CBers
and CBers-Masquerading-As-Radio-Hams identify themselves by
continuing with the use of the uneducated errneous plural!


At the head of the list of those egregious ignoramuses (ignorami?)
surely is the late Dr. John Kraus, W8JK, author of the textbook
_Antennas_, surely the most respected and quoted textbook on the subject
of all time.

I'm sure glad we have true scholars to correct us and show us the the
error of our ways and the true path to enlightenment. It was truly awful
to have been a victim of such ignorance for so long. Thank you Mr. Bean!

Roy Lewallen, W7EL

Airy R. Bean December 26th 04 10:36 AM

So you cannot substantiate your assertion that
"Antenna/e" is originally a Greek word?

"Richard Clark" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 25 Dec 2004 19:51:47 -0000, "Airy R. Bean"
wrote:

So you cannot substantiate your assertion.

Most Greek words that I have encountered can be
expressed phonetically in English.

Sounds like rhetoric in place of argument. As I said, the original
Greek is found in the OED - if, of course, you speak from its
authority and you have access, otherwise your response is called
"winging it" (vulgar US colloq. ca. 20th cent.) ;-)

The Greek (this is from the OED by the way) was translated by
Theodosius, the Monophysite monk (d. 1478 Gaza). By the way, for
English there is no earlier usage of Antenna|e than 1698.

From Weekly:
"Greek is recorded, in the Homeric poems, from the 7th century
B.C. It was divided into a number of dialects - Ionic, Doric,
Aeolic, Attic - the last of which eventually prevailed and still
exists, not greatly changed, as Modern Greek. Its direct
contribution to English does not begin till the Renaissance,
but the coinage of scientific and philosophical terms of
Greek origin is now continuous."

73's
Richard Clark, KB7QHC




Airy R. Bean December 26th 04 10:37 AM

If he is dead, then he is not a candidate to remedy his
error by continued usage, is he?

"Roy Lewallen" wrote in message
...
Airy R. Bean wrote:
. . .
Let those who are CBers
and CBers-Masquerading-As-Radio-Hams identify themselves by
continuing with the use of the uneducated errneous plural!


At the head of the list of those egregious ignoramuses (ignorami?)
surely is the late Dr. John Kraus, W8JK, author of the textbook
_Antennas_, surely the most respected and quoted textbook on the subject
of all time.

I'm sure glad we have true scholars to correct us and show us the the
error of our ways and the true path to enlightenment. It was truly awful
to have been a victim of such ignorance for so long. Thank you Mr. Bean!

Roy Lewallen, W7EL




J. Teske December 26th 04 05:18 PM

On Sun, 26 Dec 2004 10:37:39 -0000, "Airy R. Bean"
wrote:

If he is dead, then he is not a candidate to remedy his
error by continued usage, is he?


FYI, Dr. John Kraus died just this past year at a very venerable age.

"Roy Lewallen" wrote in message
...
Airy R. Bean wrote:
. . .
Let those who are CBers
and CBers-Masquerading-As-Radio-Hams identify themselves by
continuing with the use of the uneducated errneous plural!


At the head of the list of those egregious ignoramuses (ignorami?)
surely is the late Dr. John Kraus, W8JK, author of the textbook
_Antennas_, surely the most respected and quoted textbook on the subject
of all time.

I'm sure glad we have true scholars to correct us and show us the the
error of our ways and the true path to enlightenment. It was truly awful
to have been a victim of such ignorance for so long. Thank you Mr. Bean!

Roy Lewallen, W7EL




Richard Clark December 26th 04 07:55 PM

On Sun, 26 Dec 2004 10:36:43 -0000, "Airy R. Bean"
wrote:
So you cannot substantiate your assertion that
"Antenna/e" is originally a Greek word?


That's been done. Look all you need do is drive north a dozen miles
or so to confirm.

Airy R. Bean December 27th 04 12:48 PM

We all die. It is no tragedy.

"J. Teske" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 26 Dec 2004 10:37:39 -0000, "Airy R. Bean"
wrote:

If he is dead, then he is not a candidate to remedy his
error by continued usage, is he?


FYI, Dr. John Kraus died just this past year at a very venerable age.




Airy R. Bean December 27th 04 12:48 PM

Stupid Boy.
"KB7QHC" some form of Yank CB Licence, no doubt?

"Richard Clark" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 26 Dec 2004 10:36:43 -0000, "Airy R. Bean"
wrote:
So you cannot substantiate your assertion that
"Antenna/e" is originally a Greek word?


That's been done. Look all you need do is drive north a dozen miles
or so to confirm.




Richard Clark December 27th 04 04:58 PM

On Mon, 27 Dec 2004 12:48:56 -0000, "Airy R. Bean"
wrote:
Stupid Boy.

Ran of gas in those short dozen miles?

Peter December 27th 04 09:14 PM

On Mon, 27 Dec 2004 16:58:58 GMT, Richard Clark
wrote:

On Mon, 27 Dec 2004 12:48:56 -0000, "Airy R. Bean"
wrote:
Stupid Boy.

Ran of gas in those short dozen miles?



Just ignore him (Airy) Richard ... the best thing is to kill file him
as most of us in the UK have already done. He's been posting in this
inflammatory manner for years.

By the way he is really Gareth Evans, G4SDW, of Chippenham, England.
With a name like that I guess he orginally hails from Wales, not
England so he can't really call himself an authority on the English
language!

If you follow this thread you'll see he will come back at me with one
of his highly predictable insulting phrases .. you wait!

The only time I know he's around is if others quote him in their posts
so please folks ... IGNORE HIM!


Peter, G3PHO

J. Teske December 28th 04 01:15 AM

On Mon, 27 Dec 2004 21:14:30 GMT, (Peter)
wrote:

On Mon, 27 Dec 2004 16:58:58 GMT, Richard Clark
wrote:

On Mon, 27 Dec 2004 12:48:56 -0000, "Airy R. Bean"
wrote:
Stupid Boy.

Ran of gas in those short dozen miles?



Just ignore him (Airy) Richard ... the best thing is to kill file him
as most of us in the UK have already done. He's been posting in this
inflammatory manner for years.

By the way he is really Gareth Evans, G4SDW, of Chippenham, England.
With a name like that I guess he orginally hails from Wales, not
England so he can't really call himself an authority on the English
language!

If you follow this thread you'll see he will come back at me with one
of his highly predictable insulting phrases .. you wait!

The only time I know he's around is if others quote him in their posts
so please folks ... IGNORE HIM!


He certainly infuriated me. what a childish twit.


Peter, G3PHO



Richard Harrison December 28th 04 02:44 AM

Airy R. Bean wrote:
"Those who are ignorant about the English Language and its etymology,
especially the Yanks and nerdy types, have introduced the erroneous
plural, "Antennas"."

Many words are rooted in formerly used languages. Today`s languages are
determined by common usage.

John D. Kraus, Ph.D., W8JK was one of the world`s foremost radio antenna
authorities. On page one of his 1950 edition of "Antennas" his first
sentence is:
"A radio antenna may be defined as the structure associated with the
region of transition between a guided wave and a free-space wave, or
vice versa." The footnote to this sentence defines "antenna" in its
zoological sense.

Note the book`s title is "Antennas". Kraus notes that in England the
usage makes no distinction and that both insect and radio antennas are
"antennae" in the plural. In the U.S. it`s antennae for the insects and
it`s antennas for radios.

Webster created a U.S. dictionary due to independent usage of the
English Language in the U.S.. It is a continuation of U.S. rebellion
just as was the switch from tea to coffee. Experimentation finds
converts on both sides of the ocean.

If "Antennas" is good enough for Kraus, it is surely good enough for me.

Best regards, Richard Harrison, KB5WZI


Airy R. Bean December 28th 04 11:30 AM

You behave like a 5-year-old.

"Peter" wrote in message
...
Just ignore him (Airy) Richard ... the best thing is to kill file him
as most of us in the UK have already done. He's been posting in this
inflammatory manner for years.
By the way he is really Gareth Evans, G4SDW, of Chippenham, England.
With a name like that I guess he orginally hails from Wales, not
England so he can't really call himself an authority on the English
language!
If you follow this thread you'll see he will come back at me with one
of his highly predictable insulting phrases .. you wait!
The only time I know he's around is if others quote him in their posts
so please folks ... IGNORE HIM!




Airy R. Bean December 28th 04 11:32 AM

Proving once again that Yankland does not speak English.

"Richard Harrison" wrote in message
...
Note the book`s title is "Antennas". Kraus notes that in England the
usage makes no distinction and that both insect and radio antennas are
"antennae" in the plural. In the U.S. it`s antennae for the insects and
it`s antennas for radios.




Airy R. Bean December 28th 04 11:36 AM

You came up with this a few days ago, but did not,
or could not, substantiate your claim.

The word, "Antena" appears in modern Greek, and arrived
there in response to its widespread adoption by the World
to describe radio antennae.

It does not appear either as "Antena" or as "Antenna" in ancient
Greek dictionaries, at least in those that I can find on the Internet.

"Richard Clark" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 25 Dec 2004 13:30:36 -0000, "Airy R. Bean"
wrote:

The real plural, from its Latin root is, "antennae".


The original root is actually the translation of "horns of insects"
from Greek which predates the Roman invention of the term (used in the
sense of a sail's yardarm as you say) into Latin.

Those who are ignorant about the English Language


strikes the source. ;-)

73's
Richard Clark, KB7QHC




Airy R. Bean December 28th 04 11:40 AM

You behave like a 5-year-old, in particular your shouting
of insults and then running away to hide behind a kill-file.

If, indeed, you have a complaint about me and my postings
and their presence in this NG, why do you promote discussion
upon the topic? Would it not be easier to take the mature option
and just ignore me?

You didn't think your gratuitous insult through, did you?

Stupid boy!

"Peter" wrote in message
...
Just ignore him (Airy) Richard ... the best thing is to kill file him
as most of us in the UK have already done. He's been posting in this
inflammatory manner for years.
By the way he is really Gareth Evans, G4SDW, of Chippenham, England.
With a name like that I guess he orginally hails from Wales, not
England so he can't really call himself an authority on the English
language!
If you follow this thread you'll see he will come back at me with one
of his highly predictable insulting phrases .. you wait!
The only time I know he's around is if others quote him in their posts
so please folks ... IGNORE HIM!




Richard Clark December 28th 04 04:42 PM

On Tue, 28 Dec 2004 11:36:28 -0000, "Airy R. Bean"
wrote:
at least in those that I can find on the Internet.

Faulty research. My references are irrefutable. Try going to the
source, it can't be more than a dozen miles.

73's
Richard Clark, KB7QHC

Airy R. Bean December 28th 04 05:10 PM

Clearly you are a troll.

"Richard Clark" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 28 Dec 2004 11:36:28 -0000, "Airy R. Bean"
wrote:
at least in those that I can find on the Internet.

Faulty research. My references are irrefutable. Try going to the
source, it can't be more than a dozen miles.

73's
Richard Clark, KB7QHC




Richard Clark December 28th 04 05:57 PM

On Tue, 28 Dec 2004 17:10:14 -0000, "Airy R. Bean"
wrote:
Clearly you

can't find a way to the obvious material.

It's very simple, no more than a dozen miles north of you. All of
maybe three turns to make to get on the road, and get off it at the
obvious source. You could have walked it by now. Using the Internet
as a research tool is all fine and well, but it hardly constitutes the
final say. Others could accomplish this I suppose, especially when
I've offered the author of the translation and the period.

Finding it on the net is neither difficult nor impossible, I just have
it simpler with a good library and the OED not 6 feet away. Not only
is it faster (consider how much time it has taken you to NOT
accomplish anything), but it would eventually be the reference used by
any link offered. ;-)

Or - you can wait until Google does it for you (news item, American
company is going to digitize the college libraries for the Brits).

73's
Richard Clark, KB7QHC

Airy R. Bean December 29th 04 11:50 AM

Much bull**** from you, but no substantiation of your assertion.

"KB7QHC" some form of CB licence?

"Richard Clark" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 28 Dec 2004 17:10:14 -0000, "Airy R. Bean"
wrote:
Clearly you

can't find a way to the obvious material.

It's very simple, no more than a dozen miles north of you. All of
maybe three turns to make to get on the road, and get off it at the
obvious source. You could have walked it by now. Using the Internet
as a research tool is all fine and well, but it hardly constitutes the
final say. Others could accomplish this I suppose, especially when
I've offered the author of the translation and the period.

Finding it on the net is neither difficult nor impossible, I just have
it simpler with a good library and the OED not 6 feet away. Not only
is it faster (consider how much time it has taken you to NOT
accomplish anything), but it would eventually be the reference used by
any link offered. ;-)

Or - you can wait until Google does it for you (news item, American
company is going to digitize the college libraries for the Brits).

73's
Richard Clark, KB7QHC




Richard Clark December 29th 04 04:34 PM

On Wed, 29 Dec 2004 11:50:38 -0000, "Airy R. Bean"
wrote:
but no substantiation of your assertion.

What? Is it actually LESS than a dozen miles? ;-)
Or am I wrong that you could've walked that far?

73's
Richard Clark, KB7QHC

Airy R. Bean December 29th 04 04:48 PM

What are you blabbing on about?

Why not quote the Greek words that you claim
are the root of the Latin, "Antenna"?

You come across as a bull****ting CBer.

"Richard Clark" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 29 Dec 2004 11:50:38 -0000, "Airy R. Bean"
wrote:
but no substantiation of your assertion.

What? Is it actually LESS than a dozen miles? ;-)
Or am I wrong that you could've walked that far?

73's
Richard Clark, KB7QHC




Richard Clark December 29th 04 07:09 PM

On Wed, 29 Dec 2004 16:48:40 -0000, "Airy R. Bean"
wrote:
Why not quote the Greek words that you claim
are the root of the Latin, "Antenna"?


Ah C'mon. Unless this is the Special Olympics, filling in all the
blanks for you wouldn't go very far to uphold the honour of an
Englishman's command of the language. :-(

Besides, I agree with Dr. Johnson's definition of Answer-Jobbers:
"He that makes a trade of writing answers.
What disgusts me from having any thing to do with
answer-jobbers, is, that they have no conscience."

Umm, you aren't missing a copy of Johnson too, are you?

73's
Richard Clark, KB7QHC

Reg Edwards December 29th 04 11:39 PM

Richard, in Airy R Bean you have met your match.
----
Punchinello.



Richard Clark December 30th 04 02:30 AM

On Wed, 29 Dec 2004 23:39:45 +0000 (UTC), "Reg Edwards"
wrote:
Richard, in Airy R Bean you have met your match.


Ah! Punchinello,

How generous by over half - but by only playing to the audience ;-)

I'm sure they love the droll irony of that comparable praise costing
either the deflation of vanity by reality, or ego's insufferable
elevation against hidden desire.

Truly a classic work of trollery in challenge....

I shall stand aside for the struggles between these Tritonic minnows.

73's
Richard Clark, KB7QHC


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