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Old November 3rd 03, 07:38 PM
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Default Attention hammies, I contact UFOs on freeband

This is another myth that Lelnad and his gang of jealousy-infected breth
eren perpetuate, that I have talked with "saucer men", I assure you, not
hing is further from the truth. The lies and anger-motivated constructio
ns that Lelnad, Dogie, the false Sparky, and Mad Geo dream up on a daily
basis have
nothing whatsoever to do with my actual experiences in the realm of the
supernatural.

AO=AO=AO=Now this is all well documented mind you, I have contacted the
outer reaches of another dimension while calling skip on 555, and yes I
am well aware that the frequency falls outside the channels that the gov
erment deems preferable for use, but I am not one of the unwashed unawar
e rabble of
citizenry, never have been, hence I am not subject to the same laws as c
ommon, callow men. In college I was on the Deans List if that tells you
anything and my superior intellect won me the favors of many like-minded
individuals in both society and academia. But I shunned their transpare
nt and shallow attentions to pursue my own unglamorous but rewarding pat
h in the swamplands of the south. This unselfish pursuit and my canny na
tive instincts are what I believe has been responsible for opening the d
oor to contact with other dimensions in the continuum and my subsequent
elevation to a cherished confidante. If you doubt me then do so at your
peril for there are many things on heaven and earth that are not yet und
erstood so you would do well to pay your respect to an as yet undisprove
n phenomenon. Alas, here is the meat of it; the beings I have communicat
ed with by chance do in fact effect transport by spherical means. Yes, s
ome call it a saucer, but that is a
misnomer. If the media knew the truth then it would be the undoing of my
special status and the end of all social intercourse. Only on the freeb
and does one learn of such truths. Lelnad and his gang of hounds may sco
ff, and I say let them, for what does one expect from such unenlightened
commoners but
an ignorant barbaric yawp in the face of such great wisdom.=AO=AO=AO=AO



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Old November 4th 03, 06:13 AM
JJ
 
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Frank Gilliland wrote:



Pay no attention to the dork behind the curtain. It's not Twistedhed!



Quite right.... Twistedhed is the -ham- behind the curtain.


Naw, it's just dickiebird in drag.

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