We need you to prove you are who you say you are, so please answer these
questions:
1. Do you know who your daddy is ?
2. If so, can you spell his last name ?
3. How many Floridians does it take to cast one Republican vote?
4. Do you have anything against Republican crickets?

"George Washington Bush" wrote in message
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Hal;

Now don't be picking on my good buddy arnie, he is doing a fine job
out there in california for me.

We need him to get those drivers licenses for the illegal aliens. By
this time next year I would like to have all the truck drivers which
are buying homes, cars and sending their children through college
reduced to receiving welfare checks.

It doesn't take a genius to drive a truck and that is one of the last
areas a working fellow can still earn a half decent living, time for
those illegals to start driving those big rigs for a minimum wage.

With those illegals living 10 family's to a home they can get by on a
lot less.

Get with the plan man. We used to export our standard of living to the
rest of the world pulling them out from under poverty, disease and
death, but that got darn tiring (and our profits from ripping them off
under that system were too low.) We replaced that tired old plan with
the new one, 'import 3'rd world conditions to america.' Now get out
there, support your president, your congress and the supreme court and
employ an illegal alien today.

I am counting on you to be a team player here hal.

Now put down those silly crickets and the thermometer and get to work
man!

G.W.B.

"Hal Rosser" wrote in message
.. .
Yah
That's why I use a thermometer -
- or - make Arnold count the chirps for me.
He's a real chirpinator



"Arnold Schwarzenegger" wrote in message
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only girly men count cricket chirps

arnold