Back in the day, when I was a young navy officer, I had my share of liasions
with the ladies. One thing I noticed was that those women who deny
themselves the pleasure of food, denied themselves in other pleasures as
well.

It evolved in to a hard fast rule that if she ordered "only a salad, I am on
a diet" she was taken home right after dinner and removed from future
consideration.

The women that were the most enjoyable in all aspects can be characterized
by Annette Funachello. I actually got to meet her once as I used to go out
with Candy Johnson. You might remember her as the short haired blonde dancer
with the fringed outfits in all the beach movies.

As the song goes "Those were the days my friend"



"Richard Harrison" wrote in message
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.