"Beech Creek" wrote in message
om...
Strap one around your privates. You will not believe the improvement in
performance!


Insertion might be a bit difficult.





"happy-go-lucky" wrote in message
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On Tue, 26 Dec 2006 16:22:08 GMT, "L Ron Hubbub"
wrote:


http://www.harborfreightusa.com/usa/...do?itemid=3609
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Be sure to read the product manual! Its a real joke - 'magnetic
circuitry'
indeed.

And of course one or more of you knuckleheads out there reading this
will
swear you are getting great fuel milege because you too have a magnet
strapped to your fuel line......


I use two of these...one on the fuel line right after the gas tank,
and the other up closer to the engine. I have seen about a 15%
increase in fuel mileage. At first, I didn't think it was working too
well until one of the guys at my local Harbor Freight store who works
on cars told me to make sure they are both installed with the same
magnetic polarity. Sure enough, he was right.

Car manufacturers could put these on their vehicles, but don't to save
on production costs. The "Tornado" is another item that is worth its
weight in gold.

So the joke is on you, L Ron. These things really do work.

"shark45" wrote in message
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"Beech Creek" wrote in message
om...
Strap one around your privates. You will not believe the improvement in
performance!


Insertion might be a bit difficult.


That too - hasn't stopped some from "trying". When I was doing a stint as a
medic, I heard a doctor talking about a patient who had a "light bulb" of
the conventional type - "attempted" to be stuck up his anal cavity in a feat
of sexual pleasure - and it "busted" leaving shards of glass up in the
rectum.

People do the weirdest things. As I said in a previous post - "nothing"
surprises me - but it sure makes for some interesting reading.