I was busily flonking away in alt.usenet.kooks, when The Goddess Eris
Herself suddenly made me reply to Kadaitcha Man:
Lola Stonewall Riot, the landlubberly shoemaker, cowered:
Hail Eris! On Fri, 18 Aug 2006 15:41:07 +0545, Kadaitcha Man wrote:
Text Medium No. 5 , the grizzled homeless man and
glitzy fairy-godmother who likes harsh nut busting with moles, and
whose partner is a whoopee-fluff with a vile cock-chafer, wrote in
ow.all.hail.discordia.meow.flonk.mockery.demon.not .really.leola:
Hail Eris! On Thu, 17 Aug 2006 15:58:31 +0545, Kadaitcha Man jabbered
inanely:
Pope Snarky Goodfella of the undulating cable, JM, CK, POEE,
KOTHASK, DSOCPL, EOTHIDIAUTP, GGGHD, HCNB, CPFWJ, CPFG, MWFA, CEM
, the filthy moocher and sucking maricona who
likes inhibited tugging with sturgeons, and whose partner is a
pavement-pretty with a hulking bunny, wrote in
. com:

/P/leasure-seeking
/O/mee-polone with
/P/uffy
/E/xhaust-pipe hungers for

/S/ick
/N/ebuchadnezzar for
/A/nal sex.
/R/etired
/K/nob polisher who likes
/Y/ellow-bellied

/G/reat white knuckler riding with
/O/possums.
/O/vert and
/D/ecumbently
/F/at-assed
/E/ye doctor.
/L/ewd
/L/ightfoot.
/A/udacious

/O/ne of them with
/F/unky

/T/rembling torpedo and
/H/orrid
/E/xhaust-pipe is in need of

/U/nfit
/N/ine inch knocker for
/D/icky-whacking.
/U/nlovable
/L/og-cabin raider with
/A/fflicted
/T/hird-eye goes hungry for
/I/mpaired
/N/udger for
/G/roping.

/C/hunky
/A/nal-intruder who likes
/B/lood-thirsty
/L/ewd infusions with
/E/nglish sparrows.
/,/

/J/ollily
/M/ature
/,/

/C/hutney ferret.
/K/neadingly
/,/

/P/leasure-seeking.
/O/lder
/E/unuch with
/E/nfeebled
/,/

/K/osher pickle and
/O/versized
/T/oblerone-tunnel desires
/H/amstrung
/A/ids grenade for
/S/elf-pleasure.
/K/nocked-out
/,/

/D/irt-pipe rider with
/S/lushy
/O/ld-dirt-road thirsts for
/C/rappy
/P/utz for
/L/ollipop licking.
/,/

/E/ager
/O/mee-polone who likes
/T/asteless
/H/and dancing with
/I/guanas.
/D/andified
/I/ron hoof who likes
/A/dulterous
/U/nsafe sex with
/T/ree toads.
/P/assive
/,/

/G/ay with
/G/iant
/G/luestick and
/H/ot
/D/itch wants
/,/

/H/ollow
/C/rack hunter for
/N/ookies.
/B/eady-eyed
/,/

/C/ocoa-shunter with
/P/uffy
/F/udge-tunnel wants
/W/eather-beaten
/J/immer jammer for
/,/

/C/rank wanking.
/P/ierced
/F/reak who likes
/G/ross
/,/

/M/eat beating with
/W/ater buffalos.
/F/ugly
/A/nus bandit who likes
/,/

/C/razed
/E/ar sex with
/M/armosets.

Hahahaha

Wuv you too, K-Man. smeps

I'm spoken for. Bad luck for you.

Feh, I don't need an Australian lover anyway.

That's probably just as well. What self-respecting Australian would want
you?

Oh, I can think of one or two -- but none whom I would care to put to the
expense of having them come all the way to Vancouver for little ol' me...

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Hail Eris! All hail Discordia!! Kallisti!!! mhm 29x21
Pope Snarky Goodfella of the undulating cable, JM,
CK, POEE, KOTHASK, GGGHD, HCNB, IAC, MWFA
Email popesnarky *at* gmail.com
I want a boyfriend who is sensitive and caring,
but they already have boyfriends.