(Knock at the door) Aaron opens door wearing his skimpiest thong
underwear


Aaron: Hi Sparky! How are you!


Sparky: I'm good Aaron. Is dinner ready?


Aaron: Almost. In the meantime, you can snack on me, but we need to
hurry
before George gets here.


Sparkyscreaming) Aaron! Will you shut up with the advances! I
already told
you I've started to like women now! Now leave me alone!


Aaron: OK, OK! I just thought we could be like the old days again.


Sparky: No, I'm really going to stick it out this time.


Aaron: (sniffling) Ok Sparky, have it your way. I'll respect your
wishes.


Sparky: Where's George? Do we have to wait for him to eat?


Aaron: Yes, he's bringing the salad.


Sparky: OK. Got any snacks?


Aaron: I think so, let me check.


(knock at the door)Aaron answers the door.


Aaronexclaiming) George! My God! What happened to you?


Georgecrying) I was just out minding my own business, following this
little
girl, and all the sudden, wham! Her Dad must have seen me and punched
me. I had
just asked if she wanted some candy too. I think I could have had her.
Then the
Dad pulled out of the window of my Pacer, and beat me some more. I
think he
dislocated my shoulder too.


Sparky: Can we eat now?


Aaron: Sparky, can't you see George is hurt? Go get one of the steaks
for
George's black eyes. And while you're in the kitchen Sparky, get some
ice for
his broken nose and busted lip too.


Sparky: OK, but I ain't eating the steak that you use on George's
eyes!


Aaron: OK, whatever!


(Sparky spends fully 5 minutes trying to figure out which steak is the
smallest, so he can have the biggest.then finally he returns)


Aaron: God Sparky! Why did you take a bite out of it? It's raw, for
Christ's
sake!


Sparkyunintelligible mumbling caused by mouthful of raw steak)


Aarongrabs steak from Sparky and applies it to George's eyes) There
now
George. Is that better? Aaron knows how to make you feel better,
doesn't he?


George: Yes Aaron, it's much better now. Thanks, you know I bruise
easily.


Aaron: Hey Sparky, light the grill.


Sparky: Hey, those steaks ain't half bad raw! Do we really need to
cook them?


Aaron: My God Sparky! Sometimes you act like a Neanderthal! Light the
damn
grill!


(Sparky goes out back, turns on the gas, clicks the igniter
repeatedly, nothing
happens. Goes back inside for matches and returns)


Aaronjust as Sparky lights the match) NO! STOP!


(loud explosion)


Sparky: (screaming) I'm on fire! Somebody help me!


(Sparky runs back through the house with his beard on fire, screaming
for help.
Aaron and George race behind him with teacups filled with water)


Finally, Aaron and George manage to catch Sparky and beat out the fire
in
Sparky's beard with the teacups.


Sparky: Thanks guys! That was close! I saw my life flash before my
eyes.


Aaron: No prob Sparky. You know we love you.


George: Speak for yourself, Aaron! Faggot!


Sparky: Can we eat now?


George: Well, we could if you hadn't blown up the grill!


Aaron: It's OK Sparky. We'll just grill the steaks on the stove.


Sparky: I don't wanna wait! I'm getting dizzy. My cholesterol must
have dropped
below 300.


George: Here, drink this.


Sparky: What is it?


George: Bacon drippings. It will bring the cholesterol level back up
in your
blood.


Sparkydrinks greedily) Burp! Thanks George.


George: No problem. Hey Aaron, you still have that "Little Girls Gone
Wild"
video?


Aaron: I think so.check over there in the gay porn by the VCR.


George: Faggot! (looks for the tape)


Sparky: I'm hungry! Let's eat.


Aaron: Just hang on a minute. Let me get these damn steaks cooked.
(throws the
steaks in the pan)


George: (tearing his eyes off the video) Sparky, get the salad and
dressing
ready, will ya? I'm busy now.


Sparky: OK, George. (Sparky sets the table)


Aaron: How do you guys like your steaks?


Sparky: Raw is fine with me.


George: (rubbing his crotch while watching the little girl video) I
don't care.
Yeah, raw is fine with me too.


Aaron: (mumbles) Damn weirdo's.


Aaron: (grease splatters on Aaron's hairless chest) Ouch!


George: Aaron, do you mind if I take this video home with me?


Aaron: Sure, take it. You know I don't like females.


George: (under his breath) Faggot!


Sparky: Can we eat now?


Aaron: Yep! Steaks are done. (Aaron places them on the table)


Sparky: I'm first George! That's my steak!


George: Whatever Sparky! Hell, I'm just gonna leave now. (grabs the
video and
heads for the door)


Aaron: Where you going, George?


George: Um.uh.I'm not really hungry now. I think I'll just watch this
tape
at home.


Sparky: Good! Gimme his steak.


Aaron: OK George, see ya later.


George: Bye


Scene: Much later in the evening after George has gone home to watch
his kiddie
porn, we return to find Aaron and Sparky enmeshed in each other's
arms.


Aaron: Sparky, I knew you would come around.


Sparky: Well Aaron, I kind of feel guilty.almost as if I'm slipping
back into
my old self. I've really tried to kick this man habit, but I can't
seem to stop
having feelings for you.


Aaron: Well Sparky, I always knew we were meant for each other.


Sparky: I only ask one thing of you, Aaron.


Aaron: What might that be, Sparky?


Sparky: All I ask is that you don't breath a word of this encounter to
George.


Aaron: Fair enough. I know he's a bit of a bigot.


Sparky: Yes he is, but he's still my only real friend. You know, I
can't count
the times that he's tried to save me when I've gotten in over my head
on the
newsgroup.


Aaron: I know Sparky, and he's done the same for me. I really love
him, but I
can't let him know that.


Sparky: So, we're sworn to secrecy, right Aaron?


Aaron: Absolutely! Remember, we did take the AKC pledge.


Sparkychuckles quietly)


Sparky: (tentatively) OK Aaron, I'm all yours.


Scene: Fade to black.



Scene: Much later in the evening after George has gone home to watch
his kiddy
porn, we return to find Aaron and Sparky enmeshed in each other's
arms.


Aaron: Sparky, I knew you would come around.


Sparky: Well Aaron, I kind of feel guilty.almost as if I'm slipping
back into
my old self. I've really tried to kick this man habit, but I can't
seem to stop
having feelings for you.


Aaron: Well Sparky, I always knew we were meant for each other.


Sparky: I only ask one thing of you, Aaron.


Aaron: What might that be, Sparky?


Sparky: All I ask is that you don't breath a word of this encounter to
George.


Aaron: Fair enough. I know he's a bit of a bigot.


Sparky: Yes he is, but he's still my only real friend. You know, I
can't count
the times that he's tried to save me when I've gotten in over my head
on the
newsgroup.


Aaron: I know Sparky, and he's done the same for me. I really love
him, but I
can't let him know that.


Sparky: So, we're sworn to secrecy, right Aaron?


Aaron: Absolutely! Remember, we did take the AKC pledge.


Sparkychuckles quietly)


Sparky: (tentatively) OK Aaron, I'm all yours.


Scene: Fade to black.


To be continued.


Scene: Sparky and Aaron sitting in bed smoking Virginia Slims


Sparky: Aaron, why is it I love you so much? I've tried to get over
you, but I
just can't.


Aaron: Well, I really don't know. I feel the same about you, although
I've
never tried to get over you. I never stopped loving you. I knew you
would one
day return. If you love something, set it free. If it returns, it was
meant to
be. If it doesn't, it was not yours to begin with.


Sparky: Truer words were never spoken, Aaron. I guess I'm like a
butterfly.


Aaron: (chuckles girlishly for a bit)


Sparky: Oh **** Aaron! What are we going to do about George? There is
just no
way he will accept us having a Gay relationship.


Aaron: Well, I guess we'll just have to keep him in the dark about it.
He's
pretty much a moron, and I doubt he'll suspect us. Just keep it low
key.


Sparky: I guess so.although we'll have to be careful when we overnight
at
each other's places. We need to make sure we don't leave our vehicles
in front
of the house. Better yet, I can clean some of the food crates out of
the garage
and you can park in there.


Aaron: That'll work. Yeah, we do need to very careful with George.you
know as
well as I do that he's prone to drive the streets at all hours of the
night
looking for young girls.


Sparky: (sigh) Yeah.


Aaron: Well Sparky, I think I'm gonna jump in the shower, wanna join
me? I
gotta get back to bustin those Keyclowns chops!


Sparky: Nah Aaron. I think I'll just grab something to eat while you
shower.
I'm all worn out now.


Aaron: (grinning)Have it your way.it's your loss.


Sparkyblows him a kiss)


Scene: Fade to black