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ying September 29th 06 07:43 AM

****Something I Found out Watching "The C.S.I."****
 
± wrote:
Wavy G wrote:

Oh "Aratzio," unnumbered are the toils I bear because of thee.

On Tue, 19 Sep 2006 19:45:33 +0200, Incantatrix
transparently proposed:

The God of Odd Statements
ours :


On Tue, 19 Sep 2006 04:02:59 -0400, Wavy G did most oddly state:
Oh "Incantatrix," unnumbered are the toils I bear because of thee.
"Text Medium No. 5":
Hail Eris! On Sun, 10 Sep 2006 16:44:15 -0400, Wavy G jabbered inanely:
The results are in...Text Medium No. 5, you are NOT the father!
Hail Eris! On Sat, 09 Sep 2006 15:40:35 -0400, Wavy G jabbered
inanely:
The results are in...Demon Lord of Confusion, you are NOT the
father!
On Sat, 09 Sep 2006 06:57:24 -0400, Wavy G attempted to confuse the
issue further by squeaking:
The results are in...Demon Lord of Confusion, you are NOT the
father!
On Thu, 07 Sep 2006 02:28:11 -0400, Wavy G attempted to confuse
the issue further by squeaking:
The results are in...Text Medium No. 5, you are NOT the father!
Hail Eris! On Wed, 06 Sep 2006 03:07:36 -0400, Wavy G jabbered
inanely:
The results are in...Incantatrix, you are NOT the father!
Wavy G:
The results are in...Incantatrix, you are NOT the father!
Wavy G:
The results are in...trippy, you are NOT the father!
Wavy G took the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and
I said "Oh Wow"...
The results are in...trippy, you are NOT the father!
Bob Harper took the hamburger meat, threw it on the
grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...

Nothing

You think Wavy G should just leave his blobs of semen
everywhere?

What are you, a sicko or something?

I hate it when it goes under the desk and I can't find
it.

I'm sure everyone else hates that too.

I bet my whole desk would glow like the map room in Cairo
with the "Staff of Ra" in position at high noon, lol? (Ow,
I twisted my arm reaching for that won, lol?)

for your mom to buy, for you to try:
http://www.spytechs.com/equipment_other/checkmate.htm
http://www.infidelitytoday.com/
(and according to the testimonials it lits up as well)

Yikes! You *******, what if my MOM is subscribing to this
newsgroup? She'll find out about this **** and use it on my
bedsheets and my pillow cases and on the walls. I'm BUSTED.

looks down, opens legs, checks
i am still a bastesse sweet wavy
and post the pictures with the results please i'd like to see
some glow in the dark

Well, okay. That is a strange request, but I cannot deny my
fans. Would you like to see the "before" and "after" as well?
I don't mind, really.

many regards,
anja, wondering whatever happened to russel B ??? (i've been
gone from usenet for a year and a half ... i miss the best
smelling man on the usernet)

I'm sad to report that Russell B is gone, *sniff*. He left us
some time after January 1st (his last post ever, *sniff*). He
went to "New York" for some kind of "anti-Bush" convention,
and he never returned. At least he died doing what he loved:
protesting "Bush," his favourite passtime. He was my best
friend and (to use a negro colloquialism) my "brother." God
rest his soul.

...Except for his last two messages, on the 10th and 15th of
August...;-{P}

Hmm? I just did a "Google" search and found nothing of the
sort. Please explain, and cite sources if available.

Should've tried "The One True Rusty"...

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Michael Cook wrote:
"Diana" wrote in message
ups.com....
Michael Cook wrote:
"K. A. Cannon" wrote in message
...
http://skywriter.diaryland.com/060811_37.html

Bwa Ha Ha ha ha ha

i have high score
http://www.ypsiarbor.com/memory/memory.html
heh. fun!

Diana
but my score will soon out my se-se-senility! D'oh!

I got discouraged trying to get a php chess program to run under
windows, window servers don't work and play well with open
source, so I did the memory thing.
Enjoyed the MacCaig post.
mdc



I dunno....my highest score thus far was 926 I believe, it was
nine-something.
Not bad, you used a pic of me I hadn't seen in a while.

====================================== ==================================

That's not our Russell B, you moron.

Are you quite sure about that? He posted poetry to rec.arts.poems
last April. I mean, two guys nicknamed "Rusty" Waters, both of them
k00ks, both of them apparently very large, both of them poets, both
of them pizza delivery drivers, both of them buddies with Dockery,
Bishop, & Lysaght, and both of them going by "The One True Rusty",
some of the time? I dunno, the coincidences keep piling up...

You're talking about "Russell B. Waters," a regular poster in
rec.arts.poems. I'm talking about "Russell B" (no last name), a
regular poster in alt.tv.real-world and alt.punk. THEY ARE
DIFFERENT PEOPLE!!!!!!! RUSSELL B WAS MY BEST FRIEND AND HE'S DEAD
NOW. I SERIOUSLY DOUBT I WOULD BE BEST FRIENDS WITH SOME KIND OF
POETRY "WUSS" (NO OFFENSE TO THOSE PEOPLE, THOUGH).

Sheesh.

"Russell B." was "Russell B. Waters", and was known to have posted as
such to RAP, using the huskydustyrusty addy, as well as the other.
Really, I don't think Russell B. is dead...

Russell B (*our* Russell B) was never "Russell B. Waters," so you can
take that theory and stick it in a big dark hole somewhere (use your
imagination, lol).

Uh, no, I double-checked him a long time ago, and it's him.

i can't believe that russel b waters is 'our' russel b mind posting
proof?

Can you ask him again? I didn't hear his response over the crickets.

Don't worry about it, Wavy. It's way too much trouble to check (two vast
posting histories to pore through to find what I remember seeing years
ago), and nothing is gained if I'm right but a flamewar that could last
for several months. I only mentioned it because I didn't realise it was a
major point of contention...Pointless flamewars about this sort of thing
bore me to tears, so you'll excuse me, hmmm? You can be teh victor.

is it me or wavy g that can claim spank on you?
;-)
but i honestly think you were mistaken. i just can't believe that
those russels where the same people.


They are most assuredly not the same.

RusselB is a person with a gift that placed him as one of the best in
UPA.


He was the best. *We* were the best. The "A-Team," if you will.

*Sniff* Russell B was the "Hannibal" to my "Murdock."


Nah, Pinch and Russell B were UseNet Gold.


Would they make me look like silver?

















--
http://www.bedoper.com/snuh

************************************************** *******************
* GEORGE BUSH WIPES HIS ASS WITH THE ____________ *
* CONSTITUTION AGAIN! / / \ *
* __ __ __ _ | WE | ( ) | *
* | | / \ | | | | | THE |\__ / *
* | |__ | () | | |__ |_| |PEOPLE | *
* |_____| \__/ |_____| (_) |________| *
* *
************************************************** *******************
* BTW, George Bush's head looks like a chimp. *
* *
* .-"-. _________________________________ *
* _/.-.-.\_ / \ *
* ( o o ) | Executive Privilege r03r$!!! | *
* |/ " \| _-_ \_ _____________________________/ *
* \ .0 ./ | / | / *
* \ / / / |/ *
* /`"""`--/ / / *
* / / *
* / ' ./ *
* | \_____/ *
* *
************************************************** *******************
WTF is Fred Ziffel?


-------
/ \
/ \ /-----\
| (@) | | SnuH |
| (O) | \_ ___/
| / | ||
| \ /_ / //
\ \____/ / /
\ /
\_____,



± September 29th 06 07:49 AM

****Something I Found out Watching "The C.S.I."****
 
ying wrote:

± wrote:
Wavy G wrote:

Oh "Aratzio," unnumbered are the toils I bear because of thee.

On Tue, 19 Sep 2006 19:45:33 +0200, Incantatrix
transparently proposed:

The God of Odd Statements
ours :


On Tue, 19 Sep 2006 04:02:59 -0400, Wavy G did most oddly state:
Oh "Incantatrix," unnumbered are the toils I bear because of thee.
"Text Medium No. 5":
Hail Eris! On Sun, 10 Sep 2006 16:44:15 -0400, Wavy G jabbered inanely:
The results are in...Text Medium No. 5, you are NOT the father!
Hail Eris! On Sat, 09 Sep 2006 15:40:35 -0400, Wavy G jabbered
inanely:
The results are in...Demon Lord of Confusion, you are NOT the
father!
On Sat, 09 Sep 2006 06:57:24 -0400, Wavy G attempted to confuse the
issue further by squeaking:
The results are in...Demon Lord of Confusion, you are NOT the
father!
On Thu, 07 Sep 2006 02:28:11 -0400, Wavy G attempted to confuse
the issue further by squeaking:
The results are in...Text Medium No. 5, you are NOT the father!
Hail Eris! On Wed, 06 Sep 2006 03:07:36 -0400, Wavy G jabbered
inanely:
The results are in...Incantatrix, you are NOT the father!
Wavy G:
The results are in...Incantatrix, you are NOT the father!
Wavy G:
The results are in...trippy, you are NOT the father!
Wavy G took the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and
I said "Oh Wow"...
The results are in...trippy, you are NOT the father!
Bob Harper took the hamburger meat, threw it on the
grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...

Nothing

You think Wavy G should just leave his blobs of semen
everywhere?

What are you, a sicko or something?

I hate it when it goes under the desk and I can't find
it.

I'm sure everyone else hates that too.

I bet my whole desk would glow like the map room in Cairo
with the "Staff of Ra" in position at high noon, lol? (Ow,
I twisted my arm reaching for that won, lol?)

for your mom to buy, for you to try:
http://www.spytechs.com/equipment_other/checkmate.htm
http://www.infidelitytoday.com/
(and according to the testimonials it lits up as well)

Yikes! You *******, what if my MOM is subscribing to this
newsgroup? She'll find out about this **** and use it on my
bedsheets and my pillow cases and on the walls. I'm BUSTED.

looks down, opens legs, checks
i am still a bastesse sweet wavy
and post the pictures with the results please i'd like to see
some glow in the dark

Well, okay. That is a strange request, but I cannot deny my
fans. Would you like to see the "before" and "after" as well?
I don't mind, really.

many regards,
anja, wondering whatever happened to russel B ??? (i've been
gone from usenet for a year and a half ... i miss the best
smelling man on the usernet)

I'm sad to report that Russell B is gone, *sniff*. He left us
some time after January 1st (his last post ever, *sniff*). He
went to "New York" for some kind of "anti-Bush" convention,
and he never returned. At least he died doing what he loved:
protesting "Bush," his favourite passtime. He was my best
friend and (to use a negro colloquialism) my "brother." God
rest his soul.

...Except for his last two messages, on the 10th and 15th of
August...;-{P}

Hmm? I just did a "Google" search and found nothing of the
sort. Please explain, and cite sources if available.

Should've tried "The One True Rusty"...

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Michael Cook wrote:
"Diana" wrote in message
ups.com...
Michael Cook wrote:
"K. A. Cannon" wrote in message
...
http://skywriter.diaryland.com/060811_37.html

Bwa Ha Ha ha ha ha

i have high score
http://www.ypsiarbor.com/memory/memory.html
heh. fun!

Diana
but my score will soon out my se-se-senility! D'oh!

I got discouraged trying to get a php chess program to run under
windows, window servers don't work and play well with open
source, so I did the memory thing.
Enjoyed the MacCaig post.
mdc



I dunno....my highest score thus far was 926 I believe, it was
nine-something.
Not bad, you used a pic of me I hadn't seen in a while.

====================================== ==================================

That's not our Russell B, you moron.

Are you quite sure about that? He posted poetry to rec.arts.poems
last April. I mean, two guys nicknamed "Rusty" Waters, both of them
k00ks, both of them apparently very large, both of them poets, both
of them pizza delivery drivers, both of them buddies with Dockery,
Bishop, & Lysaght, and both of them going by "The One True Rusty",
some of the time? I dunno, the coincidences keep piling up...

You're talking about "Russell B. Waters," a regular poster in
rec.arts.poems. I'm talking about "Russell B" (no last name), a
regular poster in alt.tv.real-world and alt.punk. THEY ARE
DIFFERENT PEOPLE!!!!!!! RUSSELL B WAS MY BEST FRIEND AND HE'S DEAD
NOW. I SERIOUSLY DOUBT I WOULD BE BEST FRIENDS WITH SOME KIND OF
POETRY "WUSS" (NO OFFENSE TO THOSE PEOPLE, THOUGH).

Sheesh.

"Russell B." was "Russell B. Waters", and was known to have posted as
such to RAP, using the huskydustyrusty addy, as well as the other.
Really, I don't think Russell B. is dead...

Russell B (*our* Russell B) was never "Russell B. Waters," so you can
take that theory and stick it in a big dark hole somewhere (use your
imagination, lol).

Uh, no, I double-checked him a long time ago, and it's him.

i can't believe that russel b waters is 'our' russel b mind posting
proof?

Can you ask him again? I didn't hear his response over the crickets.

Don't worry about it, Wavy. It's way too much trouble to check (two vast
posting histories to pore through to find what I remember seeing years
ago), and nothing is gained if I'm right but a flamewar that could last
for several months. I only mentioned it because I didn't realise it was a
major point of contention...Pointless flamewars about this sort of thing
bore me to tears, so you'll excuse me, hmmm? You can be teh victor.

is it me or wavy g that can claim spank on you?
;-)
but i honestly think you were mistaken. i just can't believe that
those russels where the same people.


They are most assuredly not the same.

RusselB is a person with a gift that placed him as one of the best in
UPA.

He was the best. *We* were the best. The "A-Team," if you will.

*Sniff* Russell B was the "Hannibal" to my "Murdock."


Nah, Pinch and Russell B were UseNet Gold.


Would they make me look like silver?


Bronze.
















--
http://www.bedoper.com/snuh

************************************************** *******************
* GEORGE BUSH WIPES HIS ASS WITH THE ____________ *
* CONSTITUTION AGAIN! / / \ *
* __ __ __ _ | WE | ( ) | *
* | | / \ | | | | | THE |\__ / *
* | |__ | () | | |__ |_| |PEOPLE | *
* |_____| \__/ |_____| (_) |________| *
* *
************************************************** *******************
* BTW, George Bush's head looks like a chimp. *
* *
* .-"-. _________________________________ *
* _/.-.-.\_ / \ *
* ( o o ) | Executive Privilege r03r$!!! | *
* |/ " \| _-_ \_ _____________________________/ *
* \ .0 ./ | / | / *
* \ / / / |/ *
* /`"""`--/ / / *
* / / *
* / ' ./ *
* | \_____/ *
* *
************************************************** *******************
WTF is Fred Ziffel?


-------
/ \
/ \ /-----\
| (@) | | SnuH |
| (O) | \_ ___/
| / | ||
| \ /_ / //
\ \____/ / /
\ /
\_____,

ying September 29th 06 08:47 AM

****Something I Found out Watching "The C.S.I."****
 

± wrote:
ying wrote:

± wrote:
Wavy G wrote:

Oh "Aratzio," unnumbered are the toils I bear because of thee.

On Tue, 19 Sep 2006 19:45:33 +0200, Incantatrix
transparently proposed:

The God of Odd Statements
ours :


On Tue, 19 Sep 2006 04:02:59 -0400, Wavy G did most oddly state:
Oh "Incantatrix," unnumbered are the toils I bear because of thee.
"Text Medium No. 5":
Hail Eris! On Sun, 10 Sep 2006 16:44:15 -0400, Wavy G jabbered inanely:
The results are in...Text Medium No. 5, you are NOT the father!
Hail Eris! On Sat, 09 Sep 2006 15:40:35 -0400, Wavy G jabbered
inanely:
The results are in...Demon Lord of Confusion, you are NOT the
father!
On Sat, 09 Sep 2006 06:57:24 -0400, Wavy G attempted to confuse the
issue further by squeaking:
The results are in...Demon Lord of Confusion, you are NOT the
father!
On Thu, 07 Sep 2006 02:28:11 -0400, Wavy G attempted to confuse
the issue further by squeaking:
The results are in...Text Medium No. 5, you are NOT the father!
Hail Eris! On Wed, 06 Sep 2006 03:07:36 -0400, Wavy G jabbered
inanely:
The results are in...Incantatrix, you are NOT the father!
Wavy G:
The results are in...Incantatrix, you are NOT the father!
Wavy G:
The results are in...trippy, you are NOT the father!
Wavy G took the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and
I said "Oh Wow"...
The results are in...trippy, you are NOT the father!
Bob Harper took the hamburger meat, threw it on the
grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...

Nothing

You think Wavy G should just leave his blobs of semen
everywhere?

What are you, a sicko or something?

I hate it when it goes under the desk and I can't find
it.

I'm sure everyone else hates that too.

I bet my whole desk would glow like the map room in Cairo
with the "Staff of Ra" in position at high noon, lol? (Ow,
I twisted my arm reaching for that won, lol?)

for your mom to buy, for you to try:
http://www.spytechs.com/equipment_other/checkmate..htm
http://www.infidelitytoday.com/
(and according to the testimonials it lits up as well)

Yikes! You *******, what if my MOM is subscribing to this
newsgroup? She'll find out about this **** and use it on my
bedsheets and my pillow cases and on the walls. I'm BUSTED.

looks down, opens legs, checks
i am still a bastesse sweet wavy
and post the pictures with the results please i'd like to see
some glow in the dark

Well, okay. That is a strange request, but I cannot deny my
fans. Would you like to see the "before" and "after" as well?
I don't mind, really.

many regards,
anja, wondering whatever happened to russel B ??? (i've been
gone from usenet for a year and a half ... i miss the best
smelling man on the usernet)

I'm sad to report that Russell B is gone, *sniff*. He left us
some time after January 1st (his last post ever, *sniff*). He
went to "New York" for some kind of "anti-Bush" convention,
and he never returned. At least he died doing what he loved:
protesting "Bush," his favourite passtime. He was my best
friend and (to use a negro colloquialism) my "brother." God
rest his soul.

...Except for his last two messages, on the 10th and 15th of
August...;-{P}

Hmm? I just did a "Google" search and found nothing of the
sort. Please explain, and cite sources if available.

Should've tried "The One True Rusty"...

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Michael Cook wrote:
"Diana" wrote in message
ups..com...
Michael Cook wrote:
"K. A. Cannon" wrote in message
...
http://skywriter.diaryland.com/060811_37.html

Bwa Ha Ha ha ha ha

i have high score
http://www.ypsiarbor.com/memory/memory.html
heh. fun!

Diana
but my score will soon out my se-se-senility! D'oh!

I got discouraged trying to get a php chess program to run under
windows, window servers don't work and play well with open
source, so I did the memory thing.
Enjoyed the MacCaig post.
mdc



I dunno....my highest score thus far was 926 I believe, it was
nine-something.
Not bad, you used a pic of me I hadn't seen in a while.

====================================== ==================================

That's not our Russell B, you moron.

Are you quite sure about that? He posted poetry to rec.arts.poems
last April. I mean, two guys nicknamed "Rusty" Waters, both of them
k00ks, both of them apparently very large, both of them poets, both
of them pizza delivery drivers, both of them buddies with Dockery,
Bishop, & Lysaght, and both of them going by "The One True Rusty",
some of the time? I dunno, the coincidences keep piling up...

You're talking about "Russell B. Waters," a regular poster in
rec.arts.poems. I'm talking about "Russell B" (no last name), a
regular poster in alt.tv.real-world and alt.punk. THEY ARE
DIFFERENT PEOPLE!!!!!!! RUSSELL B WAS MY BEST FRIEND AND HE'S DEAD
NOW. I SERIOUSLY DOUBT I WOULD BE BEST FRIENDS WITH SOME KIND OF
POETRY "WUSS" (NO OFFENSE TO THOSE PEOPLE, THOUGH).

Sheesh.

"Russell B." was "Russell B. Waters", and was known to have posted as
such to RAP, using the huskydustyrusty addy, as well as the other.
Really, I don't think Russell B. is dead...

Russell B (*our* Russell B) was never "Russell B. Waters," so you can
take that theory and stick it in a big dark hole somewhere (use your
imagination, lol).

Uh, no, I double-checked him a long time ago, and it's him.

i can't believe that russel b waters is 'our' russel b mind posting
proof?

Can you ask him again? I didn't hear his response over the crickets.

Don't worry about it, Wavy. It's way too much trouble to check (two vast
posting histories to pore through to find what I remember seeing years
ago), and nothing is gained if I'm right but a flamewar that could last
for several months. I only mentioned it because I didn't realise it was a
major point of contention...Pointless flamewars about this sort of thing
bore me to tears, so you'll excuse me, hmmm? You can be teh victor.

is it me or wavy g that can claim spank on you?
;-)
but i honestly think you were mistaken. i just can't believe that
those russels where the same people.


They are most assuredly not the same.

RusselB is a person with a gift that placed him as one of the best in
UPA.

He was the best. *We* were the best. The "A-Team," if you will.

*Sniff* Russell B was the "Hannibal" to my "Murdock."

Nah, Pinch and Russell B were UseNet Gold.


Would they make me look like silver?


Bronze.


I can accept that. Are they still around?

















--
http://www.bedoper.com/snuh

************************************************** *******************
* GEORGE BUSH WIPES HIS ASS WITH THE ____________ *
* CONSTITUTION AGAIN! / / \ *
* __ __ __ _ | WE | ( ) | *
* | | / \ | | | | | THE |\__ / *
* | |__ | () | | |__ |_| |PEOPLE | *
* |_____| \__/ |_____| (_) |________| *
* *
************************************************** *******************
* BTW, George Bush's head looks like a chimp. *
* *
* .-"-. _________________________________ *
* _/.-.-.\_ / \ *
* ( o o ) | Executive Privilege r03r$!!! | *
* |/ " \| _-_ \_ _____________________________/ *
* \ .0 ./ | / | / *
* \ / / / |/ *
* /`"""`--/ / / *
* / / *
* / ' ./ *
* | \_____/ *
* *
************************************************** *******************
WTF is Fred Ziffel?


-------
/ \
/ \ /-----\
| (@) | | SnuH |
| (O) | \_ ___/
| / | ||
| \ /_ / //
\ \____/ / /
\ /
\_____,



± October 22nd 06 12:08 AM

****Something I Found out Watching "The C.S.I."****
 
ying wrote:

± wrote:
ying wrote:

± wrote:
Wavy G wrote:

Oh "Aratzio," unnumbered are the toils I bear because of thee.

On Tue, 19 Sep 2006 19:45:33 +0200, Incantatrix
transparently proposed:

The God of Odd Statements
ours :


On Tue, 19 Sep 2006 04:02:59 -0400, Wavy G did most oddly state:
Oh "Incantatrix," unnumbered are the toils I bear because of thee.
"Text Medium No. 5":
Hail Eris! On Sun, 10 Sep 2006 16:44:15 -0400, Wavy G jabbered inanely:
The results are in...Text Medium No. 5, you are NOT the father!
Hail Eris! On Sat, 09 Sep 2006 15:40:35 -0400, Wavy G jabbered
inanely:
The results are in...Demon Lord of Confusion, you are NOT the
father!
On Sat, 09 Sep 2006 06:57:24 -0400, Wavy G attempted to confuse the
issue further by squeaking:
The results are in...Demon Lord of Confusion, you are NOT the
father!
On Thu, 07 Sep 2006 02:28:11 -0400, Wavy G attempted to confuse
the issue further by squeaking:
The results are in...Text Medium No. 5, you are NOT the father!
Hail Eris! On Wed, 06 Sep 2006 03:07:36 -0400, Wavy G jabbered
inanely:
The results are in...Incantatrix, you are NOT the father!
Wavy G:
The results are in...Incantatrix, you are NOT the father!
Wavy G:
The results are in...trippy, you are NOT the father!
Wavy G took the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and
I said "Oh Wow"...
The results are in...trippy, you are NOT the father!
Bob Harper took the hamburger meat, threw it on the
grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...

Nothing

You think Wavy G should just leave his blobs of semen
everywhere?

What are you, a sicko or something?

I hate it when it goes under the desk and I can't find
it.

I'm sure everyone else hates that too.

I bet my whole desk would glow like the map room in Cairo
with the "Staff of Ra" in position at high noon, lol? (Ow,
I twisted my arm reaching for that won, lol?)

for your mom to buy, for you to try:
http://www.spytechs.com/equipment_other/checkmate.htm
http://www.infidelitytoday.com/
(and according to the testimonials it lits up as well)

Yikes! You *******, what if my MOM is subscribing to this
newsgroup? She'll find out about this **** and use it on my
bedsheets and my pillow cases and on the walls. I'm BUSTED.

looks down, opens legs, checks
i am still a bastesse sweet wavy
and post the pictures with the results please i'd like to see
some glow in the dark

Well, okay. That is a strange request, but I cannot deny my
fans. Would you like to see the "before" and "after" as well?
I don't mind, really.

many regards,
anja, wondering whatever happened to russel B ??? (i've been
gone from usenet for a year and a half ... i miss the best
smelling man on the usernet)

I'm sad to report that Russell B is gone, *sniff*. He left us
some time after January 1st (his last post ever, *sniff*). He
went to "New York" for some kind of "anti-Bush" convention,
and he never returned. At least he died doing what he loved:
protesting "Bush," his favourite passtime. He was my best
friend and (to use a negro colloquialism) my "brother." God
rest his soul.

...Except for his last two messages, on the 10th and 15th of
August...;-{P}

Hmm? I just did a "Google" search and found nothing of the
sort. Please explain, and cite sources if available.

Should've tried "The One True Rusty"...

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Michael Cook wrote:
"Diana" wrote in message
ups.com...
Michael Cook wrote:
"K. A. Cannon" wrote in message
...
http://skywriter.diaryland.com/060811_37.html

Bwa Ha Ha ha ha ha

i have high score
http://www.ypsiarbor.com/memory/memory.html
heh. fun!

Diana
but my score will soon out my se-se-senility! D'oh!

I got discouraged trying to get a php chess program to run under
windows, window servers don't work and play well with open
source, so I did the memory thing.
Enjoyed the MacCaig post.
mdc



I dunno....my highest score thus far was 926 I believe, it was
nine-something.
Not bad, you used a pic of me I hadn't seen in a while.

====================================== ==================================

That's not our Russell B, you moron.

Are you quite sure about that? He posted poetry to rec.arts.poems
last April. I mean, two guys nicknamed "Rusty" Waters, both of them
k00ks, both of them apparently very large, both of them poets, both
of them pizza delivery drivers, both of them buddies with Dockery,
Bishop, & Lysaght, and both of them going by "The One True Rusty",
some of the time? I dunno, the coincidences keep piling up...

You're talking about "Russell B. Waters," a regular poster in
rec.arts.poems. I'm talking about "Russell B" (no last name), a
regular poster in alt.tv.real-world and alt.punk. THEY ARE
DIFFERENT PEOPLE!!!!!!! RUSSELL B WAS MY BEST FRIEND AND HE'S DEAD
NOW. I SERIOUSLY DOUBT I WOULD BE BEST FRIENDS WITH SOME KIND OF
POETRY "WUSS" (NO OFFENSE TO THOSE PEOPLE, THOUGH).

Sheesh.

"Russell B." was "Russell B. Waters", and was known to have posted as
such to RAP, using the huskydustyrusty addy, as well as the other.
Really, I don't think Russell B. is dead...

Russell B (*our* Russell B) was never "Russell B. Waters," so you can
take that theory and stick it in a big dark hole somewhere (use your
imagination, lol).

Uh, no, I double-checked him a long time ago, and it's him.

i can't believe that russel b waters is 'our' russel b mind posting
proof?

Can you ask him again? I didn't hear his response over the crickets.

Don't worry about it, Wavy. It's way too much trouble to check (two vast
posting histories to pore through to find what I remember seeing years
ago), and nothing is gained if I'm right but a flamewar that could last
for several months. I only mentioned it because I didn't realise it was a
major point of contention...Pointless flamewars about this sort of thing
bore me to tears, so you'll excuse me, hmmm? You can be teh victor.

is it me or wavy g that can claim spank on you?
;-)
but i honestly think you were mistaken. i just can't believe that
those russels where the same people.


They are most assuredly not the same.

RusselB is a person with a gift that placed him as one of the best in
UPA.

He was the best. *We* were the best. The "A-Team," if you will.

*Sniff* Russell B was the "Hannibal" to my "Murdock."

Nah, Pinch and Russell B were UseNet Gold.

Would they make me look like silver?


Bronze.


I can accept that. Are they still around?


Nah.

























--
http://www.bedoper.com/snuh

************************************************** *******************
* GEORGE BUSH WIPES HIS ASS WITH THE ____________ *
* CONSTITUTION AGAIN! / / \ *
* __ __ __ _ | WE | ( ) | *
* | | / \ | | | | | THE |\__ / *
* | |__ | () | | |__ |_| |PEOPLE | *
* |_____| \__/ |_____| (_) |________| *
* *
************************************************** *******************
* BTW, George Bush's head looks like a chimp. *
* *
* .-"-. _________________________________ *
* _/.-.-.\_ / \ *
* ( o o ) | Executive Privilege r03r$!!! | *
* |/ " \| _-_ \_ _____________________________/ *
* \ .0 ./ | / | / *
* \ / / / |/ *
* /`"""`--/ / / *
* / / *
* / ' ./ *
* | \_____/ *
* *
************************************************** *******************
WTF is Fred Ziffel?


-------
/ \
/ \ /-----\
| (@) | | SnuH |
| (O) | \_ ___/
| / | ||
| \ /_ / //
\ \____/ / /
\ /
\_____,



--
http://www.bedoper.com/snuh

************************************************** *******************
* GEORGE BUSH WIPES HIS ASS WITH THE ____________ *
* CONSTITUTION AGAIN! / / \ *
* __ __ __ _ | WE | ( ) | *
* | | / \ | | | | | THE |\__ / *
* | |__ | () | | |__ |_| |PEOPLE | *
* |_____| \__/ |_____| (_) |________| *
* *
************************************************** *******************
* BTW, George Bush's head looks like a chimp. *
* *
* .-"-. _________________________________ *
* _/.-.-.\_ / \ *
* ( o o ) | Executive Privilege r03r$!!! | *
* |/ " \| _-_ \_ _____________________________/ *
* \ .0 ./ | / | / *
* \ / / / |/ *
* /`"""`--/ / / *
* / / *
* / ' ./ *
* | \_____/ *
* *
************************************************** *******************
WTF is Fred Ziffel?


-------
/ \
/ \ /-----\
| (@) | | SnuH |
| (O) | \_ ___/
| / | ||
| \ /_ / //
\ \____/ / /
\ /
\_____,

Wavy G October 22nd 06 06:05 AM

****Something I Found out Watching "The C.S.I."****
 
Oh "±," unnumbered are the toils I bear because of thee.

ying wrote:

± wrote:
ying wrote:

± wrote:
Wavy G wrote:

Oh "Aratzio," unnumbered are the toils I bear because of thee.

On Tue, 19 Sep 2006 19:45:33 +0200, Incantatrix
transparently proposed:

The God of Odd Statements
ours :


On Tue, 19 Sep 2006 04:02:59 -0400, Wavy G did most oddly state:
Oh "Incantatrix," unnumbered are the toils I bear because of thee.
"Text Medium No. 5":
Hail Eris! On Sun, 10 Sep 2006 16:44:15 -0400, Wavy G jabbered inanely:
The results are in...Text Medium No. 5, you are NOT the father!
Hail Eris! On Sat, 09 Sep 2006 15:40:35 -0400, Wavy G jabbered
inanely:
The results are in...Demon Lord of Confusion, you are NOT the
father!
On Sat, 09 Sep 2006 06:57:24 -0400, Wavy G attempted to confuse the
issue further by squeaking:
The results are in...Demon Lord of Confusion, you are NOT the
father!
On Thu, 07 Sep 2006 02:28:11 -0400, Wavy G attempted to confuse
the issue further by squeaking:
The results are in...Text Medium No. 5, you are NOT the father!
Hail Eris! On Wed, 06 Sep 2006 03:07:36 -0400, Wavy G jabbered
inanely:
The results are in...Incantatrix, you are NOT the father!
Wavy G:
The results are in...Incantatrix, you are NOT the father!
Wavy G:
The results are in...trippy, you are NOT the father!
Wavy G took the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and
I said "Oh Wow"...
The results are in...trippy, you are NOT the father!
Bob Harper took the hamburger meat, threw it on the
grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...

Nothing

You think Wavy G should just leave his blobs of semen
everywhere?

What are you, a sicko or something?

I hate it when it goes under the desk and I can't find
it.

I'm sure everyone else hates that too.

I bet my whole desk would glow like the map room in Cairo
with the "Staff of Ra" in position at high noon, lol? (Ow,
I twisted my arm reaching for that won, lol?)

for your mom to buy, for you to try:
http://www.spytechs.com/equipment_other/checkmate.htm
http://www.infidelitytoday.com/
(and according to the testimonials it lits up as well)

Yikes! You *******, what if my MOM is subscribing to this
newsgroup? She'll find out about this **** and use it on my
bedsheets and my pillow cases and on the walls. I'm BUSTED.

looks down, opens legs, checks
i am still a bastesse sweet wavy
and post the pictures with the results please i'd like to see
some glow in the dark

Well, okay. That is a strange request, but I cannot deny my
fans. Would you like to see the "before" and "after" as well?
I don't mind, really.

many regards,
anja, wondering whatever happened to russel B ??? (i've been
gone from usenet for a year and a half ... i miss the best
smelling man on the usernet)

I'm sad to report that Russell B is gone, *sniff*. He left us
some time after January 1st (his last post ever, *sniff*). He
went to "New York" for some kind of "anti-Bush" convention,
and he never returned. At least he died doing what he loved:
protesting "Bush," his favourite passtime. He was my best
friend and (to use a negro colloquialism) my "brother." God
rest his soul.

...Except for his last two messages, on the 10th and 15th of
August...;-{P}

Hmm? I just did a "Google" search and found nothing of the
sort. Please explain, and cite sources if available.

Should've tried "The One True Rusty"...

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Michael Cook wrote:
"Diana" wrote in message
ups.com...
Michael Cook wrote:
"K. A. Cannon" wrote in message
...
http://skywriter.diaryland.com/060811_37.html

Bwa Ha Ha ha ha ha

i have high score
http://www.ypsiarbor.com/memory/memory.html
heh. fun!

Diana
but my score will soon out my se-se-senility! D'oh!

I got discouraged trying to get a php chess program to run under
windows, window servers don't work and play well with open
source, so I did the memory thing.
Enjoyed the MacCaig post.
mdc



I dunno....my highest score thus far was 926 I believe, it was
nine-something.
Not bad, you used a pic of me I hadn't seen in a while.

====================================== ==================================

That's not our Russell B, you moron.

Are you quite sure about that? He posted poetry to rec.arts.poems
last April. I mean, two guys nicknamed "Rusty" Waters, both of them
k00ks, both of them apparently very large, both of them poets, both
of them pizza delivery drivers, both of them buddies with Dockery,
Bishop, & Lysaght, and both of them going by "The One True Rusty",
some of the time? I dunno, the coincidences keep piling up...

You're talking about "Russell B. Waters," a regular poster in
rec.arts.poems. I'm talking about "Russell B" (no last name), a
regular poster in alt.tv.real-world and alt.punk. THEY ARE
DIFFERENT PEOPLE!!!!!!! RUSSELL B WAS MY BEST FRIEND AND HE'S DEAD
NOW. I SERIOUSLY DOUBT I WOULD BE BEST FRIENDS WITH SOME KIND OF
POETRY "WUSS" (NO OFFENSE TO THOSE PEOPLE, THOUGH).

Sheesh.

"Russell B." was "Russell B. Waters", and was known to have posted as
such to RAP, using the huskydustyrusty addy, as well as the other.
Really, I don't think Russell B. is dead...

Russell B (*our* Russell B) was never "Russell B. Waters," so you can
take that theory and stick it in a big dark hole somewhere (use your
imagination, lol).

Uh, no, I double-checked him a long time ago, and it's him.

i can't believe that russel b waters is 'our' russel b mind posting
proof?

Can you ask him again? I didn't hear his response over the crickets.

Don't worry about it, Wavy. It's way too much trouble to check (two vast
posting histories to pore through to find what I remember seeing years
ago), and nothing is gained if I'm right but a flamewar that could last
for several months. I only mentioned it because I didn't realise it was a
major point of contention...Pointless flamewars about this sort of thing
bore me to tears, so you'll excuse me, hmmm? You can be teh victor.

is it me or wavy g that can claim spank on you?
;-)
but i honestly think you were mistaken. i just can't believe that
those russels where the same people.


They are most assuredly not the same.

RusselB is a person with a gift that placed him as one of the best in
UPA.

He was the best. *We* were the best. The "A-Team," if you will.

*Sniff* Russell B was the "Hannibal" to my "Murdock."

Nah, Pinch and Russell B were UseNet Gold.

Would they make me look like silver?

Bronze.


I can accept that. Are they still around?


Nah.



HEY! I'm still around. What are you implying, Humphries?

























--
http://www.bedoper.com/snuh

************************************************** *******************
* GEORGE BUSH WIPES HIS ASS WITH THE ____________ *
* CONSTITUTION AGAIN! / / \ *
* __ __ __ _ | WE | ( ) | *
* | | / \ | | | | | THE |\__ / *
* | |__ | () | | |__ |_| |PEOPLE | *
* |_____| \__/ |_____| (_) |________| *
* *
************************************************** *******************
* BTW, George Bush's head looks like a chimp. *
* *
* .-"-. _________________________________ *
* _/.-.-.\_ / \ *
* ( o o ) | Executive Privilege r03r$!!! | *
* |/ " \| _-_ \_ _____________________________/ *
* \ .0 ./ | / | / *
* \ / / / |/ *
* /`"""`--/ / / *
* / / *
* / ' ./ *
* | \_____/ *
* *
************************************************** *******************
WTF is Fred Ziffel?


-------
/ \
/ \ /-----\
| (@) | | SnuH |
| (O) | \_ ___/
| / | ||
| \ /_ / //
\ \____/ / /
\ /
\_____,


Will Dockery October 26th 06 05:31 PM

Rusty B Waters questions
 
Wavy G wrote:

plenty of snips for brevity

That's not our Russell B, you moron.

Are you quite sure about that? He posted poetry to

rec.arts.poems
last April. I mean, two guys nicknamed "Rusty"

Waters, both of them
k00ks, both of them apparently very large, both of

them poets, both
of them pizza delivery drivers, both of them buddies

with Dockery,
Bishop, & Lysaght, and both of them going by "The One

True Rusty",
some of the time? I dunno, the coincidences keep

piling up...

You're talking about "Russell B. Waters," a regular

poster in
rec.arts.poems. I'm talking about "Russell B" (no

last name), a
regular poster in alt.tv.real-world and alt.punk.

THEY ARE
DIFFERENT PEOPLE!!!!!!! RUSSELL B WAS MY BEST FRIEND

AND HE'S DEAD
NOW. I SERIOUSLY DOUBT I WOULD BE BEST FRIENDS WITH

SOME KIND OF
POETRY "WUSS" (NO OFFENSE TO THOSE PEOPLE, THOUGH).

Sheesh.

"Russell B." was "Russell B. Waters", and was known to

have posted as
such to RAP, using the huskydustyrusty addy, as well

as the other.
Really, I don't think Russell B. is dead...

Russell B (*our* Russell B) was never "Russell B.

Waters," so you can
take that theory and stick it in a big dark hole

somewhere (use your
imagination, lol).

Uh, no, I double-checked him a long time ago, and it's

him.

i can't believe that russel b waters is 'our' russel b

mind posting
proof?

Can you ask him again? I didn't hear his response over

the crickets.

Don't worry about it, Wavy. It's way too much trouble to

check (two vast
posting histories to pore through to find what I remember

seeing years
ago), and nothing is gained if I'm right but a flamewar that

could last
for several months. I only mentioned it because I didn't

realise it was a
major point of contention...Pointless flamewars about this

sort of thing
bore me to tears, so you'll excuse me, hmmm? You can be teh

victor.

is it me or wavy g that can claim spank on you?
;-)
but i honestly think you were mistaken. i just can't believe

that
those russels where the same people.

They are most assuredly not the same.

RusselB is a person with a gift that placed him as one of the

best in
UPA.

He was the best. *We* were the best. The "A-Team," if you

will.

*Sniff* Russell B was the "Hannibal" to my "Murdock."

Nah, Pinch and Russell B were UseNet Gold.

Would they make me look like silver?

Bronze.

I can accept that. Are they still around?


Crossposted to:

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.p...s?lnk=oa&hl=en

so Rusty can perhaps answer some of these questions!

--
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http://www.myspace.com/willdockery

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Orson Wells as Citizen_Cain October 27th 06 04:38 AM

Rusty B Waters questions
 

"Will Dockery" wrote in message
...
Wavy G wrote:

plenty of snips for brevity

That's not our Russell B, you moron.

Are you quite sure about that? He posted poetry to

rec.arts.poems
last April. I mean, two guys nicknamed "Rusty"

Waters, both of them
k00ks, both of them apparently very large, both of

them poets, both
of them pizza delivery drivers, both of them

buddies
with Dockery,
Bishop, & Lysaght, and both of them going by "The

One
True Rusty",
some of the time? I dunno, the coincidences keep

piling up...

You're talking about "Russell B. Waters," a regular

poster in
rec.arts.poems. I'm talking about "Russell B" (no

last name), a
regular poster in alt.tv.real-world and alt.punk.

THEY ARE
DIFFERENT PEOPLE!!!!!!! RUSSELL B WAS MY BEST

FRIEND
AND HE'S DEAD
NOW. I SERIOUSLY DOUBT I WOULD BE BEST FRIENDS

WITH
SOME KIND OF
POETRY "WUSS" (NO OFFENSE TO THOSE PEOPLE, THOUGH).

Sheesh.

"Russell B." was "Russell B. Waters", and was known

to
have posted as
such to RAP, using the huskydustyrusty addy, as

well
as the other.
Really, I don't think Russell B. is dead...

Russell B (*our* Russell B) was never "Russell B.

Waters," so you can
take that theory and stick it in a big dark hole

somewhere (use your
imagination, lol).

Uh, no, I double-checked him a long time ago, and it's

him.

i can't believe that russel b waters is 'our' russel b

mind posting
proof?

Can you ask him again? I didn't hear his response over

the crickets.

Don't worry about it, Wavy. It's way too much trouble to

check (two vast
posting histories to pore through to find what I remember

seeing years
ago), and nothing is gained if I'm right but a flamewar

that
could last
for several months. I only mentioned it because I didn't

realise it was a
major point of contention...Pointless flamewars about this

sort of thing
bore me to tears, so you'll excuse me, hmmm? You can be

teh
victor.

is it me or wavy g that can claim spank on you?
;-)
but i honestly think you were mistaken. i just can't

believe
that
those russels where the same people.

They are most assuredly not the same.

RusselB is a person with a gift that placed him as one of

the
best in
UPA.

He was the best. *We* were the best. The "A-Team," if you

will.

*Sniff* Russell B was the "Hannibal" to my "Murdock."

Nah, Pinch and Russell B were UseNet Gold.

Would they make me look like silver?

Bronze.

I can accept that. Are they still around?


Crossposted to:

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.p...s?lnk=oa&hl=en

so Rusty can perhaps answer some of these questions!


The only question Rusty needs to answer is why he acts like such a bloated
racist douchebag pizza boy homosexual pedarast.



The One True Rusty October 27th 06 05:32 PM

Rusty B Waters questions
 

Will Dockery wrote:
Wavy G wrote:

plenty of snips for brevity

That's not our Russell B, you moron.

Are you quite sure about that? He posted poetry to

rec.arts.poems
last April. I mean, two guys nicknamed "Rusty"

Waters, both of them
k00ks, both of them apparently very large, both of

them poets, both
of them pizza delivery drivers, both of them buddies

with Dockery,
Bishop, & Lysaght, and both of them going by "The One

True Rusty",
some of the time? I dunno, the coincidences keep

piling up...

You're talking about "Russell B. Waters," a regular

poster in
rec.arts.poems. I'm talking about "Russell B" (no

last name), a
regular poster in alt.tv.real-world and alt.punk.

THEY ARE
DIFFERENT PEOPLE!!!!!!! RUSSELL B WAS MY BEST FRIEND

AND HE'S DEAD
NOW. I SERIOUSLY DOUBT I WOULD BE BEST FRIENDS WITH

SOME KIND OF
POETRY "WUSS" (NO OFFENSE TO THOSE PEOPLE, THOUGH).

Sheesh.

"Russell B." was "Russell B. Waters", and was known to

have posted as
such to RAP, using the huskydustyrusty addy, as well

as the other.
Really, I don't think Russell B. is dead...

Russell B (*our* Russell B) was never "Russell B.

Waters," so you can
take that theory and stick it in a big dark hole

somewhere (use your
imagination, lol).

Uh, no, I double-checked him a long time ago, and it's

him.

i can't believe that russel b waters is 'our' russel b

mind posting
proof?

Can you ask him again? I didn't hear his response over

the crickets.

Don't worry about it, Wavy. It's way too much trouble to

check (two vast
posting histories to pore through to find what I remember

seeing years
ago), and nothing is gained if I'm right but a flamewar that

could last
for several months. I only mentioned it because I didn't

realise it was a
major point of contention...Pointless flamewars about this

sort of thing
bore me to tears, so you'll excuse me, hmmm? You can be teh

victor.

is it me or wavy g that can claim spank on you?
;-)
but i honestly think you were mistaken. i just can't believe

that
those russels where the same people.

They are most assuredly not the same.

RusselB is a person with a gift that placed him as one of the

best in
UPA.

He was the best. *We* were the best. The "A-Team," if you

will.

*Sniff* Russell B was the "Hannibal" to my "Murdock."

Nah, Pinch and Russell B were UseNet Gold.

Would they make me look like silver?

Bronze.

I can accept that. Are they still around?


Crossposted to:

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.p...s?lnk=oa&hl=en

so Rusty can perhaps answer some of these questions!

--
"Ozone Stigmata" by Will Dockery
http://www.myspace.com/willdockery

Will Dockery videos:
http://tinyurl.com/yfmzeq


Hey buddy, the other Russell B. I've not even heard of except the
occasional mention of him on some of the groups I visit.
Not me, for certain.
I had no idea anyone else uses or used the "The One True Rusty"
moniker.
Oh well.
Hey, I would be remiss if I didn't take this opportunity to mention
that Alex "Dink" Cain is a midget and a homosexual, and also Meat Plow
is a drug-addled penniless loser who spawned retarded offspring.
Later!


Will Dockery October 27th 06 05:46 PM

Rusty B Waters questions
 

The One True Rusty wrote:
Will Dockery wrote:
Wavy G wrote:


snipped debate over whether Rusty is alive or dead

so Rusty can perhaps answer some of these questions!


Hey buddy, the other Russell B. I've not even heard of except the
occasional mention of him on some of the groups I visit.
Not me, for certain.


Good to hear, and rather than all this argument and speculation I just
used common sense and asked "Rusty Waters" himself.

I had no idea anyone else uses or used the "The One True Rusty"
moniker.
Oh well.
Hey, I would be remiss if I didn't take this opportunity to mention
that Alex "Dink" Cain is a midget and a homosexual,


And in fact has come out of the closet, announcing on Usenet: "I will
personally come to Shadowville and suck your dick, Will"... amazing,
when Dink came out, he came out big time!

and also Meat Plow
is a drug-addled penniless loser who spawned retarded offspring.


He can't seem to manage to write his first song, either, after bragging
for weeks about his "superior musical abilities".

Later!


Don't be so scarce, pal!

--
"In my opinion Will Dockery is easily one of the most authentic
American poets around. A real coffeehouse poet who is not scared of
mingling some real American elements such as country music into his
poetry. Whileas you just try to appear as European as possible with all
your sucking up to 80 year old European surrealists..." -MH Benders

(Zorro press release, 2005 http://www.kannibaal.nl/shadowville.htm )

"Ozone Stigmata" by Will Dockery-Henry Conley
http://www.myspace.com/willdockery


Orson Wells as Citizen_Cain October 28th 06 05:30 AM

Rusty B Waters questions
 

"The One True Rusty" wrote in message
ups.com...

Will Dockery wrote:
Wavy G wrote:

plenty of snips for brevity

That's not our Russell B, you moron.

Are you quite sure about that? He posted poetry

to
rec.arts.poems
last April. I mean, two guys nicknamed "Rusty"

Waters, both of them
k00ks, both of them apparently very large, both

of
them poets, both
of them pizza delivery drivers, both of them

buddies
with Dockery,
Bishop, & Lysaght, and both of them going by "The

One
True Rusty",
some of the time? I dunno, the coincidences keep

piling up...

You're talking about "Russell B. Waters," a

regular
poster in
rec.arts.poems. I'm talking about "Russell B"

(no
last name), a
regular poster in alt.tv.real-world and alt.punk.

THEY ARE
DIFFERENT PEOPLE!!!!!!! RUSSELL B WAS MY BEST

FRIEND
AND HE'S DEAD
NOW. I SERIOUSLY DOUBT I WOULD BE BEST FRIENDS

WITH
SOME KIND OF
POETRY "WUSS" (NO OFFENSE TO THOSE PEOPLE,

THOUGH).

Sheesh.

"Russell B." was "Russell B. Waters", and was known

to
have posted as
such to RAP, using the huskydustyrusty addy, as

well
as the other.
Really, I don't think Russell B. is dead...

Russell B (*our* Russell B) was never "Russell B.

Waters," so you can
take that theory and stick it in a big dark hole

somewhere (use your
imagination, lol).

Uh, no, I double-checked him a long time ago, and

it's
him.

i can't believe that russel b waters is 'our' russel b

mind posting
proof?

Can you ask him again? I didn't hear his response

over
the crickets.

Don't worry about it, Wavy. It's way too much trouble to

check (two vast
posting histories to pore through to find what I

remember
seeing years
ago), and nothing is gained if I'm right but a flamewar

that
could last
for several months. I only mentioned it because I didn't

realise it was a
major point of contention...Pointless flamewars about

this
sort of thing
bore me to tears, so you'll excuse me, hmmm? You can be

teh
victor.

is it me or wavy g that can claim spank on you?
;-)
but i honestly think you were mistaken. i just can't

believe
that
those russels where the same people.

They are most assuredly not the same.

RusselB is a person with a gift that placed him as one of

the
best in
UPA.

He was the best. *We* were the best. The "A-Team," if you

will.

*Sniff* Russell B was the "Hannibal" to my "Murdock."

Nah, Pinch and Russell B were UseNet Gold.

Would they make me look like silver?

Bronze.

I can accept that. Are they still around?


Crossposted to:

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.p...s?lnk=oa&hl=en

so Rusty can perhaps answer some of these questions!

--
"Ozone Stigmata" by Will Dockery
http://www.myspace.com/willdockery

Will Dockery videos:
http://tinyurl.com/yfmzeq


Hey buddy, the other Russell B. I've not even heard of except the
occasional mention of him on some of the groups I visit.
Not me, for certain.
I had no idea anyone else uses or used the "The One True Rusty"
moniker.
Oh well.
Hey, I would be remiss if I didn't take this opportunity to mention
that Alex "Dink" Cain is a midget and a homosexual, and also Meat Plow
is a drug-addled penniless loser who spawned retarded offspring.
Later!



You are such a little bitch, Rusty. You would probably be worth at least 20
packs of smokes in prison.



Orson Wells as Citizen_Cain October 28th 06 05:32 AM

Rusty B Waters questions
 

"Will Dockery" wrote in message
oups.com...

The One True Rusty wrote:
Will Dockery wrote:
Wavy G wrote:


snipped debate over whether Rusty is alive or dead

so Rusty can perhaps answer some of these questions!


Hey buddy, the other Russell B. I've not even heard of except the
occasional mention of him on some of the groups I visit.
Not me, for certain.


Good to hear, and rather than all this argument and speculation I just
used common sense and asked "Rusty Waters" himself.

I had no idea anyone else uses or used the "The One True Rusty"
moniker.
Oh well.
Hey, I would be remiss if I didn't take this opportunity to mention
that Alex "Dink" Cain is a midget and a homosexual,


And in fact has come out of the closet, announcing on Usenet: "I will
personally come to Shadowville and suck your dick, Will"... amazing,
when Dink came out, he came out big time!



Dorkery, your reading comprehension is about as poor as a deaf mute in a
sensory depravation chamber with an audiotape.



Will Dockery October 29th 06 07:16 PM

Rusty B Waters questions
 
Dink wrote:
Will Dockery wrote:
Wavy G wrote:


snipped debate over whether Rusty is alive or dead

so Rusty can perhaps answer some of these questions!

Hey buddy, the other Russell B. I've not even heard of except the
occasional mention of him on some of the groups I visit.
Not me, for certain.


Good to hear, and rather than all this argument and speculation I just
used common sense and asked "Rusty Waters" himself.

I had no idea anyone else uses or used the "The One True Rusty"
moniker.
Oh well.
Hey, I would be remiss if I didn't take this opportunity to mention
that Alex "Dink" Cain is a midget and a homosexual,


And in fact has come out of the closet, announcing on Usenet: "I will
personally come to Shadowville and suck your dick, Will"... amazing,
when Dink came out, he came out big time!


Your reading comprehension is about as poor as a deaf mute in a
sensory depravation chamber with an audiotape.


That was a direct quote, Dink... do you deny you wrote it now?

--
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http://www.myspace.com/willdockery

Will Dockery videos:
http://tinyurl.com/yfmzeq



Barbara's Cat October 30th 06 12:52 PM

"The Queen of Alchohol is Alchohol"/Shadowy Ball-Scars
 
Goober Duck Will "Bad Talent Hack" Dockery quacked:

deny you wrote it


"I'm saying when it comes to serious drinking
name brands are bull****. Alchohol is alchohol."
- Will "Goober Duck" Dockery, 15 Oct 2006

Message-ID:

--
Cm~

Mousy Tom Bishop LARTed me
for "moronic harassment".
You can't see this post.


Will Dockery October 30th 06 02:27 PM

Barbara's Cat spelling (advice/advise)
 

Barbara's Cat wrote:

deny you wrote it


Deny you wrote the embarrassments below, Barbie?

Barbara's Cat wrote:

"stop typing stupid, stupid."
- Renay's advise

You mean /advice/, right Barbie?

Look it up: http://wsu.edu/~brians/errors/advice.html

Heh... another for the collection.

Here's a short list of a few of the misspellings Barbie has put out,
sometimes in the subject lines of threads:

Harlot:

But Dad got mad and beat the lad.
"You little harlet you!
Get out my door, you little whore,
forget I ever knew you!"
-Barbara's Cat (Fri, Nov 26 2004 10:23 pm and several other reposts)

Testicles:

"Missing Testicals" (Mar 25, 11:57 am by Barbara Cat)

Eaten:

Children too free for the dangers out there,
you were a mother who took care of me,
and would feed us whatever you could find.
You shouldn't have ate that day, Vonnie Leigh.
-Barbara's Cat (Sun, Sep 21 2003 6:29 pm)

Eaten:

when everything digests just as it should.
Instead, they call when it's bad. Like after
you'd ate seven Soft-Shell Taco Supremes
-Barbara's Cat**** (Fri, Jun 4 2004 12:31 am)

Breathe:

I want to warm my face
in your sapphire splendor.
I want to breath your air
until our mouths go dry.
I want to wash my hands
in your silver river.
-Barbara's Cat (Sun, Feb 1 2004 8:30 am

"Barbara's Cat" shrieked:

Mommy

--
Cm~


----
From: Barbara's Cat - view profile
Date: Mon, Sep 22 2003 7:43 am
Email: Barbara's Cat
Groups: alt.arts.poetry.comments, rec.arts.poems
Not yet ratedRating:
show options

In article ,
"Bindi" ) wrote ...


Barbara's Cat wrote:

My sister, born: Sep 22, 1953, died: Oct 19, 1959


[...]

Children too free for the dangers out there,
you were a mother who took care of me,
and would feed us whatever you could find.
You shouldn't have ate that day, Vonnie Leigh.


eaten. Eaten what?


The berries. I ate them too, but I survived because I swallowed them whole
instead of chewing them (according to my father).

This is confusing.
From the intro, Vonnie Leigh is 5/6 years old
and now a mother?
I know what you are getting at but it is not clear.


My sister always acted like a mother to me and the other children.
Our real mother was not a good one and left us alone way too often.

[...]

----

'Nuff said.


'Samatter?


Sounds like Cat**** needs a /hallmark polishing/, apparently, Hammy...

"Perhaps I made it sound like I was complaining, however I was doing
just the opposite. This world would be a much better place if
everyone was just a little like Barbara. I am happy and grateful to be
solely owned and operated, declawed and neutered, and
house-broken by her. "-Baebara's Cat

Urm... that's enough Barbie Cat**** for one morning, but ya'll get the
idea.

--
"Ozone Stigmata" by Will Dockery
http://www.myspace.com/willdockery

Will Dockery videos:
http://tinyurl.com/yfmzeq


Barbara's Cat October 30th 06 02:58 PM

Goober Duck Humiliates Himself... Again!
 
Goober Duck Will "Bad Talent Hack" Dockery quacked:

Barbara's Cat wrote:

Goober Duck Will "Bad Talent Hack" Dockery quacked:

deny you wrote it


"I'm saying when it comes to serious drinking
name brands are bull****. Alchohol is alchohol."
- Will "Goober Duck" Dockery, 15 Oct 2006

Message-ID:



quack


--
Cm~

Mousy Tom Bishop LARTed me
for "moronic harassment".
You can't see this post.






Will Dockery October 30th 06 03:00 PM

Barbara's Cat spelling (advice/advise)
 

Meat Plow wrote:

Deny


You seem a little snippy this morning, Meat... looking out for your
slurp-buddy Barbie?

Barbara's Cat wrote:

"stop typing stupid, stupid."
- Renay's advise


You mean /advice/, right Barbie?

Look it up: http://wsu.edu/~brians/errors/advice.html

Heh... another for the collection.

Here's a short list of a few of the misspellings Barbie has put out,
sometimes in the subject lines of threads:

Harlot:

But Dad got mad and beat the lad.
"You little harlet you!
Get out my door, you little whore,
forget I ever knew you!"
-Barbara's Cat (Fri, Nov 26 2004 10:23 pm and several other reposts)

Testicles:

"Missing Testicals" (Mar 25, 11:57 am by Barbara Cat)

Eaten:

Children too free for the dangers out there,
you were a mother who took care of me,
and would feed us whatever you could find.
You shouldn't have ate that day, Vonnie Leigh.
-Barbara's Cat (Sun, Sep 21 2003 6:29 pm)

Eaten:

when everything digests just as it should.
Instead, they call when it's bad. Like after
you'd ate seven Soft-Shell Taco Supremes
-Barbara's Cat**** (Fri, Jun 4 2004 12:31 am)

Breathe:

I want to warm my face
in your sapphire splendor.
I want to breath your air
until our mouths go dry.
I want to wash my hands
in your silver river.
-Barbara's Cat (Sun, Feb 1 2004 8:30 am

Urm... that's enough Barbie Cat**** for one morning, but ya'll get the
idea.

--
"Ozone Stigmata" by Will Dockery
http://www.myspace.com/willdockery

Will Dockery videos:
http://tinyurl.com/yfmzeq


Will Dockery October 30th 06 03:20 PM

Barbara's Cat spelling (advice/advise)
 

Meat Plow wrote:
On Mon, 30 Oct 2006 07:00:43 -0800, Will Dockery Has Frothed:

Deny

"Alchohol is Alchohol" -Will Dockery Oct, 2006


You seem


You seem drunk already Will.


You seem a bit /protective/ of Barbie Cat, Meat:

Barbara's Cat wrote:

"stop typing stupid, stupid."
- Renay's advise


You mean /advice/, right Barbie?

Look it up: http://wsu.edu/~brians/errors/advice.html

Heh... another for the collection.

Here's a short list of a few of the misspellings Barbie has put out,
sometimes in the subject lines of threads:

Harlot:

But Dad got mad and beat the lad.
"You little harlet you!
Get out my door, you little whore,
forget I ever knew you!"
-Barbara's Cat (Fri, Nov 26 2004 10:23 pm and several other reposts)

Testicles:

"Missing Testicals" (Mar 25, 11:57 am by Barbara Cat)

Eaten:

Children too free for the dangers out there,
you were a mother who took care of me,
and would feed us whatever you could find.
You shouldn't have ate that day, Vonnie Leigh.
-Barbara's Cat (Sun, Sep 21 2003 6:29 pm)

Eaten:

when everything digests just as it should.
Instead, they call when it's bad. Like after
you'd ate seven Soft-Shell Taco Supremes
-Barbara's Cat**** (Fri, Jun 4 2004 12:31 am)

Breathe:

I want to warm my face
in your sapphire splendor.
I want to breath your air
until our mouths go dry.
I want to wash my hands
in your silver river.
-Barbara's Cat (Sun, Feb 1 2004 8:30 am

Urm... that's enough Barbie Cat**** for one morning, but ya'll get the
idea.

--
"Ozone Stigmata" by Will Dockery
http://www.myspace.com/willdockery

Will Dockery videos:
http://tinyurl.com/yfmzeq


Will Dockery October 30th 06 04:16 PM

Will Dockery on "ABarbara's Cat spelling (advice/advise)
 

Meat Plow wrote:

I'd say slightly more than "a bit".


Got that right, Meat:

"Barbara's Cat" shrieked:

Mommy

--
Cm~


----
From: Barbara's Cat - view profile
Date: Mon, Sep 22 2003 7:43 am
Email: Barbara's Cat
Groups: alt.arts.poetry.comments, rec.arts.poems
Not yet ratedRating:
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In article ,
"Bindi" ) wrote ...


Barbara's Cat wrote:

My sister, born: Sep 22, 1953, died: Oct 19, 1959


[...]

Children too free for the dangers out there,
you were a mother who took care of me,
and would feed us whatever you could find.
You shouldn't have ate that day, Vonnie Leigh.


eaten. Eaten what?


The berries. I ate them too, but I survived because I swallowed them

whole
instead of chewing them (according to my father).

This is confusing.
From the intro, Vonnie Leigh is 5/6 years old
and now a mother?
I know what you are getting at but it is not clear.


My sister always acted like a mother to me and the other children.
Our real mother was not a good one and left us alone way too often.

[...]

----

'Nuff said.


'Samatter?


Sounds like Cat**** needs a /m0mmy/, Meat... and you sure seem to be
sniffing for the role... heh.

--
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http://www.myspace.com/willdockery

Will Dockery videos:
http://tinyurl.com/yfmzeq



Will Dockery October 30th 06 08:00 PM

Will Dockery & Shadowville All-Stars
 

Meat Plow wrote:
On Mon, 30 Oct 2006 11:35:00 -0500, Will Dockery wrote:

Do you get drunk every morning Will?


Got that right, Meat


Well thanks for the candid replies Will. I kind of figured that anyone who
posts the way you do probably wakes up and gets drunk to get over
their hangover.


Ah, Meat, you seem to be having a memory loss problem.

You know good and well that I drink like a fish (in fact I stayed
roaring drunk most of the weekend in honor of Dylan Thomas) and most
mornings I enjoy black coffee spiked with George Dickel... you seem to
have a problem with that, but not me, pal.

--
"I just had eighteen shots of whiskey, that must be a record."
-Dylan Thomas

"Ozone Stigmata" by Will Dockery
http://www.myspace.com/willdockery

Will Dockery videos:
http://tinyurl.com/yfmzeq

Barbara's Cat wrote:
"stop typing stupid, stupid."
- Renay's advise

You mean /advice/, right Barbie?


Now available in condensed, /cat****-poetry free/ version:
You little harlet you!
^^^^^^
SCAT "Missing Testicals"
^^^^^^^^^
SCAT You shouldn't have ate that day, Vonnie Leigh.
^^^
SCAT you'd ate seven Soft-Shell Taco Supremes
^^^
SCAT I want to breath your air
^^^^^^

Ready for Hallmark Hammy's /slurp polish/.


Will Dockery October 30th 06 09:13 PM

Will Dockery & Shadowville All-Stars
 

"Meat Plow" wrote:
On Mon, 30 Oct 2006 12:00:40 -0800, Will Dockery wrote:

You know good and well that I drink like a fish


Everyone knows, Will. It's just nice for a change to see you post without
snipping out the truth.


Wonder if you'll ever give that a try?

--
"I just had eighteen shots of whiskey, that must be a record."
-Dylan Thomas

"Ozone Stigmata" by Will Dockery
http://www.myspace.com/willdockery

Will Dockery videos:
http://tinyurl.com/yfmzeq

Barbara's Cat wrote:
"stop typing stupid, stupid."
- Renay's advise

You mean /advice/, right Barbie?


Now available in condensed, /cat****-poetry free/ version:
You little harlet you!
^^^^^^
SCAT "Missing Testicals"
^^^^^^^^^
SCAT You shouldn't have ate that day, Vonnie Leigh.
^^^
SCAT you'd ate seven Soft-Shell Taco Supremes
^^^
SCAT I want to breath your air
^^^^^^

Ready for Hallmark Hammy's /slurp polish/.




Will Dockery October 31st 06 01:11 PM

Will Dockery & Shadowville All-Stars
 

"Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:

He doesn't have hangovers.
He stays drunk.


Start the day with black coffee spiked with just a nip of Dickel and things
get rolling right.

--
"Ozone Stigmata" by Will Dockery
http://www.myspace.com/willdockery

Will Dockery videos:
http://tinyurl.com/yfmzeq



Orson Wells as Citizen_Cain October 31st 06 02:37 PM

Will Dockery & Shadowville All-Stars
 

"Will Dockery" wrote in message
...

"Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:

He doesn't have hangovers.
He stays drunk.


Start the day with vodka spiked with just a nip of beer and things
get rolling right.


That's what I figured.



Barbara's Cat October 31st 06 02:50 PM

Goober Duck & His Swollen Ball-Scars
 
In article ,
Goober Duck Will "Bad Talent Hack" Dockery quacked:

"Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:

He doesn't have hangovers.
He stays drunk.


Start the day with black coffee spiked with just a nip
of Dickel and things get rolling right.


Pathetic and proud of it, eh?

--
Cm~

Mousy Tom Bishop LARTed me
for "moronic harassment".
You can't see this post.


Will Dockery October 31st 06 03:22 PM

Will Dockery & Shadowville All-Stars
 

"Barbara's Cat" wrote:
Will Dockery wrote:
"Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:

He doesn't have hangovers.
He stays drunk.


Start the day with black coffee spiked with just a nip
of Dickel and things get rolling right.


Proud of it, eh?


Just a good way to kick off the day... each to his own, you know.

--
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Barbara's Cat October 31st 06 03:46 PM

Goober Duck & His Swollen Ball-Scars
 
In article ,
Goober Duck Will "Bad Talent Hack" Dockery quacked:

"Barbara's Cat" wrote:

Goober Duck Will "Bad Talent Hack" Dockery quacked:

"Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:

He doesn't have hangovers.
He stays drunk.

Start the day with black coffee spiked with just a nip
of Dickel and things get rolling right.


Pathetic and proud of it, eh?


Just a good way to kick off the day... each to his own, you know.


And you prefer the "pathetic" route.
Got it.

The Drunk Goober Duck says: "Each to his own."
The Rest of the World says: "To each his own."

Do you always buy your shirts from Target?

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Barbara's Cat October 31st 06 03:57 PM

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Meat Plow said:

On Tue, 31 Oct 2006 09:50:48 -0500, Barbara's Cat Has Frothed:

In article , Goober Duck Will
"Bad Talent Hack" Dockery quacked:

"Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:

He doesn't have hangovers.
He stays drunk.

Start the day with black coffee spiked with just a nip of Dickel and
things get rolling right.


Pathetic and proud of it, eh?


Most Alchohollohics start their day with the hair of the dog.
Will is proud to have you know he drinks like a fish.


I've no doubt "Pathetic and Proud of It" is
the motto on Duck's Coat of Arm^H^H^HWings.

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Will Dockery October 31st 06 05:36 PM

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"Orson Wells as Citizen_Cain" wrote:
"Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:

He doesn't have hangovers.
He stays drunk.

Start the day with vodka spiked with just a nip of beer and things
get rolling right.


That's what I figured.


That sounds more like lunch.

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Pimp of the Holy Sugir October 31st 06 09:09 PM

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"Will Dockery" wrote in message ...

"Barbara's Cat" wrote:
Will Dockery wrote:
"Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:

He doesn't have hangovers.
He stays drunk.

Start the day with black coffee spiked with just a nip
of Dickel and things get rolling right.


Proud of it, eh?


Just a good way to kick off the day... each to his own, you know.


I have to assume ghetto mikey starts out by lighting up
his crack pipe. Or did he go to meth?

I just got a script for Vicodin, which is kicking in now...

Did you know that Coffee is the biggest (legal) cash crop (after Oil)
on the planet.

You can see it in American exploitation...

The Oil producers we **** with using computer driven
missles... The lessor $$$ we just jerk around.


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Steveo October 31st 06 09:44 PM

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"Will Dockery" wrote:
"Barbara's Cat" wrote:
Will Dockery wrote:
"Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:

He doesn't have hangovers.
He stays drunk.

Start the day with black coffee spiked with just a nip
of Dickel and things get rolling right.


Proud of it, eh?


Just a good way to kick off the day... each to his own, you know.

Some get stoned...some get strange. ($1 N Young)

Orson Wells as Citizen_Cain November 1st 06 03:22 AM

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"Will Dockery" wrote in message
...

stays drunk.

Start the day with vodka spiked with just a nip of beer and things
get rolling right.




Pathetic lush.



Landshark November 1st 06 03:13 PM

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"Steveo" wrote in message
...
"Will Dockery" wrote:
"Barbara's Cat" wrote:
Will Dockery wrote:
"Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:

He doesn't have hangovers.
He stays drunk.

Start the day with black coffee spiked with just a nip
of Dickel and things get rolling right.

Proud of it, eh?


Just a good way to kick off the day... each to his own, you know.

Some get stoned...some get strange. ($1 N Young)


Walk on, walk on............................

Landshark



Landshark November 1st 06 03:13 PM

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"Steveo" wrote in message
...
"Will Dockery" wrote:
"Barbara's Cat" wrote:
Will Dockery wrote:
"Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:

He doesn't have hangovers.
He stays drunk.

Start the day with black coffee spiked with just a nip
of Dickel and things get rolling right.

Proud of it, eh?


Just a good way to kick off the day... each to his own, you know.

Some get stoned...some get strange. ($1 N Young)




Will Dockery November 2nd 06 12:07 PM

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Steveo wrote:
Will Dockery wrote:
"Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:


He doesn't have hangovers.
He stays drunk.

Start the day with black coffee spiked with just a nip
of Dickel and things get rolling right.

Proud of it, eh?


Just a good way to kick off the day... each to his own, you know.

Some get stoned...some get strange. ($1 N Young)


I wasn't going to mention it since illegal, but a joint /does/ smooth
the whole thing out...

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Steveo November 2nd 06 12:13 PM

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"Landshark" wrote:
"Steveo" wrote in message
...
"Will Dockery" wrote:
"Barbara's Cat" wrote:
Will Dockery wrote:
"Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:

He doesn't have hangovers.
He stays drunk.

Start the day with black coffee spiked with just a nip
of Dickel and things get rolling right.

Proud of it, eh?

Just a good way to kick off the day... each to his own, you know.

Some get stoned...some get strange. ($1 N Young)


Walk on, walk on............................

Landshark

Words to live by. :)

Orson Wells as Citizen_Cain November 2nd 06 02:57 PM

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"Will Dockery" wrote in message
oups.com...

Steveo wrote:
Will Dockery wrote:
"Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:


He doesn't have hangovers.
He stays drunk.

Start the day with black coffee spiked with just a nip
of Dickel and things get rolling right.

Proud of it, eh?

Just a good way to kick off the day... each to his own, you know.

Some get stoned...some get strange. ($1 N Young)


I wasn't going to mention it since illegal, but a joint /does/ smooth
the whole thing out...



The fact that you get high and drunk in the morning only proves what a
worthless drug addict alcoholic you are, Will.



Will Dockery November 2nd 06 03:37 PM

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Pimp of the Holy Sugir wrote:
Will Dockery wrote:
"Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:


He doesn't have hangovers.
He stays drunk.

Start the day with black coffee spiked with just a nip
of Dickel and things get rolling right.

Proud of it, eh?


Just a good way to kick off the day... each to his own, you know.


I have to assume ghetto mikey starts out by lighting up
his crack pipe. Or did he go to meth?

I just got a script for Vicodin, which is kicking in now...

Did you know that Coffee is the biggest (legal) cash crop (after Oil)
on the planet.


No, but not surprising...

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"stop typing stupid, stupid."
- Renay's advise
You mean /advice/, right Barbie?

Now available in condensed, /cat****-poetry free/ version:
You little harlet you!
^^^^^^
SCAT "Missing Testicals"
^^^^^^^^^
SCAT You shouldn't have ate that day, Vonnie Leigh.
^^^
SCAT you'd ate seven Soft-Shell Taco Supremes
^^^
SCAT I want to breath your air
^^^^^^
Ready for Hallmark Hammy's /slurp polish/.


You can see it in American exploitation...

The Oil producers we **** with using computer driven
missles... The lessor $$$ we just jerk around.



Pimp of the Holy Sugir November 3rd 06 02:25 AM

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"Will Dockery" wrote in message oups.com...

Pimp of the Holy Sugir wrote:
Will Dockery wrote:
"Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:


He doesn't have hangovers.
He stays drunk.

Start the day with black coffee spiked with just a nip
of Dickel and things get rolling right.

Proud of it, eh?

Just a good way to kick off the day... each to his own, you know.


I have to assume ghetto mikey starts out by lighting up
his crack pipe. Or did he go to meth?

I just got a script for Vicodin, which is kicking in now...

Did you know that Coffee is the biggest (legal) cash crop (after Oil)
on the planet.


No, but not surprising...


Fresh ground... :)


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http://www.myspace.com/willdockery

Will Dockery videos:
http://tinyurl.com/yfmzeq

Barbara's Cat wrote:
"stop typing stupid, stupid."
- Renay's advise
You mean /advice/, right Barbie?

Now available in condensed, /cat****-poetry free/ version:
You little harlet you!
^^^^^^
SCAT "Missing Testicals"
^^^^^^^^^
SCAT You shouldn't have ate that day, Vonnie Leigh.
^^^
SCAT you'd ate seven Soft-Shell Taco Supremes
^^^
SCAT I want to breath your air
^^^^^^
Ready for Hallmark Hammy's /slurp polish/.


You can see it in American exploitation...

The Oil producers we **** with using computer driven
missles... The lessor $$$ we just jerk around.





Orson Wells as Citizen_Cain November 3rd 06 04:00 AM

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"Will Dockery" wrote in message
ups.com...

Meat Plow wrote:
On Mon, 30 Oct 2006 11:35:00 -0500, Will Dockery wrote:

Do you get drunk every morning Will?


Got that right, Meat


Well thanks for the candid replies Will. I kind of figured that anyone

who
posts the way you do probably wakes up and gets drunk to get over
their hangover.


Ah, Meat, you seem to be having a memory loss problem.

You know good and well that I drink like a fish



Fish don't drink alcohol, Dorkery.



Dennis M. Hammes November 3rd 06 02:16 PM

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Orson Wells as Citizen_Cain wrote:

"Will Dockery" wrote in message
ups.com...



You know good and well that I drink like a fish



Fish don't drink alcohol, Dorkery.


Yabut what about alchohol?

(Or would that be only alchovies?)

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Dennis M. Hammes November 3rd 06 02:20 PM

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Pimp of the Holy Sugir wrote:

"Will Dockery" wrote in message oups.com...

Pimp of the Holy Sugir wrote:



Did you know that Coffee is the biggest (legal) cash crop (after Oil)
on the planet.


No, but not surprising...



Fresh ground... :)


Actually, it would be fresh-ground babies, but they're legal only in
Muslim countries and countries Muslims don't like.

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