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While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco, a man came
upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree.

Seeing this he inquired, 'Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you
doing?'

I'm listening to the music of the tree,' the other man replied.

You've gotta be kiddin' me.'

No, would you like to give it a try?'

Understandably curious, the man says, 'Well, OK...' So he wrapped his
arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it.

With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his
wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.

Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to
the tree stark naked, and asked, 'What the heck happened to you?'

He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there.

When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in
sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear and
said, 'This just ain't gonna be your day, cupcake...'


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On Mar 18, 3:25*pm, "Channel Cop" wrote:
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only a sick posts jokes about rape
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On Mar 18, 3:25 pm, "Channel Cop" wrote:
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only a sick posts jokes about rape

UM, where did he say anything about rape?


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On Mar 18, 3:34*pm, "Pyle, Gomer"
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On Mar 18, 3:25 pm, "Channel Cop" wrote: While walking through Golden Gate Park in San

only a sick posts jokes about rape

UM, where did he say anything about rape?

all thorugh it

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On Mar 18, 3:25 pm, "Channel Cop" wrote: While walking

through Golden Gate Park in San

only a sick posts jokes about rape

UM, where did he say anything about rape?

all thorugh it


Well you must know some thing that most other do when people
say those things. I didn't see one thing that mentioned rape.




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On Mar 18, 3:50*pm, "Pyle, Gomer"
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Well you must know some thing that most other do when people
say those things. I didn't see one thing that mentioned rape.


that is becuase you are a stupid wannabe marine

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On Mar 18, 3:50 pm, "Pyle, Gomer"
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Well you must know some thing that most other do when people
say those things. I didn't see one thing that mentioned rape.


that is becuase you are a stupid wannabe marine

Ok, I'm not stupid, but maybe you can make the rest of us privey to what you
see:

While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco, a man came
upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree.


I don't see anything about rape here


Seeing this he inquired, 'Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you
doing?'

I'm listening to the music of the tree,' the other man replied.

You've gotta be kiddin' me.'

No, would you like to give it a try?'

Understandably curious, the man says, 'Well, OK...' So he wrapped his
arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it.


Same thing, don't see a damn thing about rape.


With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his
wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.


Again, nothing about rape, got robbed, but nothing about rape.



Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to
the tree stark naked, and asked, 'What the heck happened to you?'


I see nature lover, does that mean he's a rapist??



He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there.

When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in
sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear and
said, 'This just ain't gonna be your day, cupcake...'



OK, again nothing about "Squeal like pig, or watch out son here it comes or
anything about rape.


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stop the lies gomer


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"an old freind" wrote in message
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On Mar 18, 7:10 pm, "Pyle, Gomer"
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stop the lies gomer


"that is becuase you are a stupid wannabe marine"

Ok, I'm not stupid, but maybe you can make the rest of us privy to what you
see:

While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco, a man came
upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree.


I don't see anything about rape here


Seeing this he inquired, 'Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you
doing?'

I'm listening to the music of the tree,' the other man replied.

You've gotta be kiddin' me.'

No, would you like to give it a try?'

Understandably curious, the man says, 'Well, OK...' So he wrapped his
arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it.


Same thing, don't see a damn thing about rape.


With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his
wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.


Again, nothing about rape, got robbed, but nothing about rape.



Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to
the tree stark naked, and asked, 'What the heck happened to you?'


I see nature lover, does that mean he's a rapist??



He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there.

When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in
sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear and
said, 'This just ain't gonna be your day, cupcake...'



OK, again nothing about "Squeal like pig, or watch out son here it comes or
anything about rape.



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On Mar 18, 7:23 pm, "Pyle, Gomer"
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get help sicko

"that is becuase you are a stupid wannabe marine"

Ok, I'm not stupid, but maybe you can make the rest of us privy to what you
see:

While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco, a man came
upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree.


I don't see anything about rape here


Seeing this he inquired, 'Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you
doing?'

I'm listening to the music of the tree,' the other man replied.

You've gotta be kiddin' me.'

No, would you like to give it a try?'

Understandably curious, the man says, 'Well, OK...' So he wrapped his
arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it.


Same thing, don't see a damn thing about rape.


With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his
wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.


Again, nothing about rape, got robbed, but nothing about rape.



Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to
the tree stark naked, and asked, 'What the heck happened to you?'


I see nature lover, does that mean he's a rapist??



He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there.

When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in
sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear and
said, 'This just ain't gonna be your day, cupcake...'



OK, again nothing about "Squeal like pig, or watch out son here it comes or
anything about rape.




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