While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco, a man came
upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree.

Seeing this he inquired, 'Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you
doing?'

I'm listening to the music of the tree,' the other man replied.

You've gotta be kiddin' me.'

No, would you like to give it a try?'

Understandably curious, the man says, 'Well, OK...' So he wrapped his
arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it.

With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his
wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.

Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to
the tree stark naked, and asked, 'What the heck happened to you?'

He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there.

When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in
sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear and
said, 'This just ain't gonna be your day, cupcake...'

On Mar 18, 3:25*pm, "Channel Cop" wrote:
While walking through Golden Gate Park in San
only a sick posts jokes about rape

"an_old_friend" wrote in message
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On Mar 18, 3:25 pm, "Channel Cop" wrote:
While walking through Golden Gate Park in San
only a sick posts jokes about rape

UM, where did he say anything about rape?

On Mar 18, 3:34*pm, "Pyle, Gomer"
wrote:
"an_old_friend" wrote in message

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On Mar 18, 3:25 pm, "Channel Cop" wrote: While walking through Golden Gate Park in San

only a sick posts jokes about rape

UM, where did he say anything about rape?
all thorugh it

"an_old_friend" wrote in message
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On Mar 18, 3:34 pm, "Pyle, Gomer"
wrote:
"an_old_friend" wrote in message

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On Mar 18, 3:25 pm, "Channel Cop" wrote: While walking
through Golden Gate Park in San

only a sick posts jokes about rape

UM, where did he say anything about rape?
all thorugh it


Well you must know some thing that most other do when people
say those things. I didn't see one thing that mentioned rape.

On Mar 18, 3:50*pm, "Pyle, Gomer"
wrote:
"an_old_friend" wrote in message

Well you must know some thing that most other do when people
say those things. I didn't see one thing that mentioned rape.

that is becuase you are a stupid wannabe marine

"an_old_friend" wrote in message
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On Mar 18, 3:34 pm, "Pyle, Gomer"
wrote:
"an_old_friend" wrote in message

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On Mar 18, 3:25 pm, "Channel Cop" wrote: While walking
through Golden Gate Park in San

only a sick posts jokes about rape

UM, where did he say anything about rape?
all thorugh it


Must be about you pervert. No wonder you are all hot and bothered about it