Mopey Steve wrote:
Hey Drew shoot me an email, you too BT. (it's me)

Mopey died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue
needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best
friends, DrooBee and BeeTee. The three men had always done everything
together.

DrooBee arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet,
DrooBee said, "Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better roll him
over."

The mortician rolled him over, and DrooBee said, "Nope, ain't Mopey."

The mortician thought that was rather strange.

Then he brought BeeTee in to identify the body. BeeTee took a look at
the body and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over."

The mortician rolled him over and BeeTee said, "No, it ain't Mopey."

The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"

BeeTee said, "Well, Mopey had two assholes."

"What? He had two assholes?!" said the mortician.

"Yup, everyone knew he had two assholes. Every time we went to town,
folks would say, 'Here comes Mopey with them two assholes.'"