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Ninjaman808 July 16th 03 08:07 PM

You CB'ers will never be the elite, will never know true radio.
 
I for one have many problems with so called "CB'ers". Everything from
the body odor to the frequent trips to the uneducated manner with
which they speak offends me. This collection of cretins and manual
laborers MUST be held accountable for their collective actions... by
collective actions I do not mean simply them running their mouths off
at whatever rate pleases their simple intellects.... but rather I
mean to address one issue in this forum and one issue only:

THE SATURATION OF OUR 10 METER BAND!!! I worked hard getting my
amateur license, as did my Father and his Father before him. The
last thing I need is some miscreant blabbering on about his new "Dave
Made" whilst shoving his mouth full of "Hungry Man TV Dinners" while I
am trying to have a converstion with my friend across town.

I realize that this is a CB Radio forum and not a Ham radio forum.
However, I am so very, very lonely that I cannot resist the urge to
post my feelings and thoughts here. I have a combination of personal
problems including but not limited to. Napoleonic Complex, Bi-Polar
disorder, and severe Anti-Social behavior. To add to this mess my
belly has grown so large that I can no longer see my penis in the
shower.

My own problems aside, lets focus on the larger underlying problem of
ILLEGAL CB USAGE!!! My good friend ERIN VOOBNER and I have come up
with a strategy. Every time someone posts something illegal we will
call them on it by typing "ILLEGAL" as many times as possible, and
then cutting and pasting whatever documentation we can find to support
it. It might not work.... hell, I bet it works about as well as
telling people not to tear the tag off a mattress. But it sure feels
good. Almost feels as good as when ERIN VOOBNER fellates me
repeatedly while watching animal porn.

So please fellow HAMMIES and concerned citizens... Help me by
complaining as vigorously as possible. These fools must be held
accountable for their ILLEGAL ACTIONS!!!! even if the rest of the
world could give a ****.



(Takes off fatman suit and laughs)

Scott Unit 69 July 16th 03 08:25 PM

And amateurs have never cast the first stone?

Back under your bridge.



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MIT July 16th 03 10:42 PM

why dont you try it on the mexican ng.your time would be way more usefull
..leave us poor moronic malcontents to our tv dinners.
mit
"Ninjaman808" wrote in message
m...
I for one have many problems with so called "CB'ers". Everything from
the body odor to the frequent trips to the uneducated manner with
which they speak offends me. This collection of cretins and manual
laborers MUST be held accountable for their collective actions... by
collective actions I do not mean simply them running their mouths off
at whatever rate pleases their simple intellects.... but rather I
mean to address one issue in this forum and one issue only:

THE SATURATION OF OUR 10 METER BAND!!! I worked hard getting my
amateur license, as did my Father and his Father before him. The
last thing I need is some miscreant blabbering on about his new "Dave
Made" whilst shoving his mouth full of "Hungry Man TV Dinners" while I
am trying to have a converstion with my friend across town.

I realize that this is a CB Radio forum and not a Ham radio forum.
However, I am so very, very lonely that I cannot resist the urge to
post my feelings and thoughts here. I have a combination of personal
problems including but not limited to. Napoleonic Complex, Bi-Polar
disorder, and severe Anti-Social behavior. To add to this mess my
belly has grown so large that I can no longer see my penis in the
shower.

My own problems aside, lets focus on the larger underlying problem of
ILLEGAL CB USAGE!!! My good friend ERIN VOOBNER and I have come up
with a strategy. Every time someone posts something illegal we will
call them on it by typing "ILLEGAL" as many times as possible, and
then cutting and pasting whatever documentation we can find to support
it. It might not work.... hell, I bet it works about as well as
telling people not to tear the tag off a mattress. But it sure feels
good. Almost feels as good as when ERIN VOOBNER fellates me
repeatedly while watching animal porn.

So please fellow HAMMIES and concerned citizens... Help me by
complaining as vigorously as possible. These fools must be held
accountable for their ILLEGAL ACTIONS!!!! even if the rest of the
world could give a ****.



(Takes off fatman suit and laughs)




[email protected] July 16th 03 11:25 PM

Scott Unit 69 wrote:
And amateurs have never cast the first stone?

Back under your bridge.

.:\:/:.
+-------------------+ .:\:\:/:/:.
| PLEASE DO NOT | :.:\:\:/:/:.:
| FEED THE TROLLS! | :=.' - - '.=:
| | '=(\ 9 9 /)='
| Thank you, | ( (_) )
| rec.radio.cb NG | /`-vvv-'\
+-------------------+ / TROLL \
| | @@@ / /|,,,,,|\ \
| | @@@ /_// /^\ \\_\
@x@@x@ | | |/ WW( ( ) )WW
\||||/ | | \| __\,,\ /,,/__
\||/ | | | (______Y______) jgs
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\//\/\\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\



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CB Veteran July 16th 03 11:31 PM

Isn't that the truth about Hamfests. I'm a ham myself and also do some CB
communications as well. And the truth is of the several hamfest I have been
to the past few years, is that the Hams there could use some deodorant and a
truckload of bar soap. Not to mention they don't really know what
cleanliness is and you can tell in regards to some of their ****ty looking
overpriced gear. I enjoy both modes being CB and Ham but these guys wouldn't
know what a shower was if it was showed to them. In fact, I'll be going to a
couple of hamfests here pretty soon and I can expect the usual stinky
lardassed guys sitting around their beat up Ten Tec Corsairs they want 500
bucks for. There are a lot of quality hams but even amateur radio has it
share of nasty ones.

wrote in message
...
On 16 Jul 2003 12:07:03 -0700, (Ninjaman808)
wrote:

I for one have many problems with so called "CB'ers". Everything from
the body odor to the frequent trips to the uneducated manner with
which they speak offends me.



Body odor? You must be talking about a Hamfest.




[email protected] July 16th 03 11:35 PM

"CB Veteran" wrote:
Isn't that the truth about Hamfests. I'm a ham myself and also do some CB
communications as well. And the truth is of the several hamfest I have
been to the past few years, is that the Hams there could use some
deodorant and a truckload of bar soap. Not to mention they don't really
know what cleanliness is and you can tell in regards to some of their
****ty looking overpriced gear. I enjoy both modes being CB and Ham but
these guys wouldn't know what a shower was if it was showed to them. In
fact, I'll be going to a couple of hamfests here pretty soon and I can
expect the usual stinky lardassed guys sitting around their beat up Ten
Tec Corsairs they want 500 bucks for. There are a lot of quality hams but
even amateur radio has it share of nasty ones.

The greasy hair combed over to cover the bald dome is a
nice touch too. (right dogie?)

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Jim Hampton July 17th 03 05:10 AM

I can appreciate how you feel. I was active in CB back a few years ago.
What a dunderhead I must be. Perhaps someday we might have the pleasure of
meeting on 10 meters. No computers, please. Make it around 28.010 or so.
No computers. Cheating is too easy. Please try and have perfect copy. I
hope you can type 40 words per minute :))

Nice troll, however! (and I'm chuckling over your post - yep, I've know some
*darn* sharp CBers - one who can do probably 30 words per minute CW - he was
a high speed CW operator in WWII - and had his 1st class radiotelephone
license. I wonder why he wanted nothing to do with amateurs?). This should
make an interesting thread :)




73 from Rochester, NY
Jim




"Ninjaman808" wrote in message
m...
I for one have many problems with so called "CB'ers". Everything from
the body odor to the frequent trips to the uneducated manner with
which they speak offends me. This collection of cretins and manual
laborers MUST be held accountable for their collective actions... by
collective actions I do not mean simply them running their mouths off
at whatever rate pleases their simple intellects.... but rather I
mean to address one issue in this forum and one issue only:

THE SATURATION OF OUR 10 METER BAND!!! I worked hard getting my
amateur license, as did my Father and his Father before him. The
last thing I need is some miscreant blabbering on about his new "Dave
Made" whilst shoving his mouth full of "Hungry Man TV Dinners" while I
am trying to have a converstion with my friend across town.

I realize that this is a CB Radio forum and not a Ham radio forum.
However, I am so very, very lonely that I cannot resist the urge to
post my feelings and thoughts here. I have a combination of personal
problems including but not limited to. Napoleonic Complex, Bi-Polar
disorder, and severe Anti-Social behavior. To add to this mess my
belly has grown so large that I can no longer see my penis in the
shower.

My own problems aside, lets focus on the larger underlying problem of
ILLEGAL CB USAGE!!! My good friend ERIN VOOBNER and I have come up
with a strategy. Every time someone posts something illegal we will
call them on it by typing "ILLEGAL" as many times as possible, and
then cutting and pasting whatever documentation we can find to support
it. It might not work.... hell, I bet it works about as well as
telling people not to tear the tag off a mattress. But it sure feels
good. Almost feels as good as when ERIN VOOBNER fellates me
repeatedly while watching animal porn.

So please fellow HAMMIES and concerned citizens... Help me by
complaining as vigorously as possible. These fools must be held
accountable for their ILLEGAL ACTIONS!!!! even if the rest of the
world could give a ****.



(Takes off fatman suit and laughs)



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Jim Hampton July 17th 03 05:11 AM

Mopar,

You sure you didn't use to run teletype back in the 50s or 60s?

You gotta be getting to be an old f*** like me :)

73 from Rochester, NY
Jim


wrote in message
...
Scott Unit 69 wrote:
And amateurs have never cast the first stone?

Back under your bridge.

.:\:/:.
+-------------------+ .:\:\:/:/:.
| PLEASE DO NOT | :.:\:\:/:/:.:
| FEED THE TROLLS! | :=.' - - '.=:
| | '=(\ 9 9 /)='
| Thank you, | ( (_) )
| rec.radio.cb NG | /`-vvv-'\
+-------------------+ / TROLL \
| | @@@ / /|,,,,,|\ \
| | @@@ /_// /^\ \\_\
@x@@x@ | | |/ WW( ( ) )WW
\||||/ | | \| __\,,\ /,,/__
\||/ | | | (______Y______) jgs
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\//\/\\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\



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[email protected] July 17th 03 05:40 AM

"Jim Hampton" wrote:
Mopar,

You sure you didn't use to run teletype back in the 50s or 60s?

You gotta be getting to be an old f*** like me :)

73 from Rochester, NY
Jim

C'mon Jim, my teeth aren't wooden like yours! ;)

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[email protected] July 17th 03 05:43 AM

"Jim Hampton" wrote:
This should make an interesting thread :)

The flame value is high.

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