I for one have many problems with so called "CB'ers". Everything from
the body odor to the frequent trips to the uneducated manner with
which they speak offends me. This collection of cretins and manual
laborers MUST be held accountable for their collective actions... by
collective actions I do not mean simply them running their mouths off
at whatever rate pleases their simple intellects.... but rather I
mean to address one issue in this forum and one issue only:

THE SATURATION OF OUR 10 METER BAND!!! I worked hard getting my
amateur license, as did my Father and his Father before him. The
last thing I need is some miscreant blabbering on about his new "Dave
Made" whilst shoving his mouth full of "Hungry Man TV Dinners" while I
am trying to have a converstion with my friend across town.

I realize that this is a CB Radio forum and not a Ham radio forum.
However, I am so very, very lonely that I cannot resist the urge to
post my feelings and thoughts here. I have a combination of personal
problems including but not limited to. Napoleonic Complex, Bi-Polar
disorder, and severe Anti-Social behavior. To add to this mess my
belly has grown so large that I can no longer see my penis in the
shower.

My own problems aside, lets focus on the larger underlying problem of
ILLEGAL CB USAGE!!! My good friend ERIN VOOBNER and I have come up
with a strategy. Every time someone posts something illegal we will
call them on it by typing "ILLEGAL" as many times as possible, and
then cutting and pasting whatever documentation we can find to support
it. It might not work.... hell, I bet it works about as well as
telling people not to tear the tag off a mattress. But it sure feels
good. Almost feels as good as when ERIN VOOBNER fellates me
repeatedly while watching animal porn.

So please fellow HAMMIES and concerned citizens... Help me by
complaining as vigorously as possible. These fools must be held
accountable for their ILLEGAL ACTIONS!!!! even if the rest of the
world could give a ****.



(Takes off fatman suit and laughs)