Dear sir,
You may surprise to receive such letter from me, since I do not know you
personally. I am Iwanna B Frito Yupgrade.
Voobed, the eldest son of Igotta Kry and Whywonchoo Lis'na mi, was
recently laid to rest in the threads on rrcb.
I write you for was looking for reputable and reliable people to assist
I with you for a very confidential money making opportunity. Such
endeavor will cause I the transfer of a very large sum of money to
anyone who can provide me with information on twistedhed including
foreign recipients as yourself. I decide write you for this. My dead and
late father is among the small clique of flamers and lids who wanted
attempt rule rrcb. Deposed by Generalissimo
"Twiztid mzt di" for not acting swiftly and violently enough to rules
said by Voobed, sympathy and oppositional support for twistedhed must
be stopped at any cost.
Alleged sympathizers have defected from the Keystone party. Prior to our
father's death, he was fortunate to have traveled your far away land to
the town of Timz Budds Two and deposited the very smelly sum of several
hundred thousand freeband radios with truck stops, golden screwdrivers,
and cb hacks all over the country. The radios are now being held for
inspection by cbers to purchase across the United States. Those not
making the grade will be shipped aboard the very old and out of shape
"USS Busch." These radios wil be allocated for the needy cbers who for
their own sanity, claim only a hammie call, deny all use of cb, and live
in rec.radio.cb
Such diversions will go to reduce the deficits suffered by many
infinitely smaller countries and lands, affectionately nominated by
Voobed.
Schools may be need erected to unlearn
years of oppression, rhetoric, hyperbole and suffering .
The old schools were closed when self-declared Emperors-for-Life of
rrcb were
in charge and left to their own devices.
Freebanders and good ol boy cbers
introduced a new radio act, one that adversely affected such past
recreation in their fascist controlled waters.
Such behavior resulted in rampant off-topic posting hysteria.
Sock-puppet mob action by the veterans of self-professed pschological
wars. More than ten thousand posts from the former rulers in less than
six months.
Heads of radio government from the west, The Prime Minister of the land,
from the east: President Black Shadow, from the South: His Highness
Lucky 13,,from the north: Still undercover by request,,,all uniting on
the airways as always, overcoming posted conflicts with ease,
condemnation of evil by dropping the maul.
It is this current area of conflict which my relatives have unanimously
voted to transfer father's wealth to the US. Upstream providers employ
wonderful, trusting souls. As a family of business owners I trust you
with our radios and hearts.
This transaction is risk-free for we must know the ARRL is our support
and we are free to abuse it. For your assistance, we are offering 40%
radios to you and great deal more for information on twistedhed. That is
60% my family 40% yours for doing nothing. You are part of problems or
solutions only no other.
In close I demand you not use radios for subversive use but proper only.
Information on Twistedhed must be certfied and credible, sender
certifiable. Please act send now confirm interest. Send fax or email to
Iwanna B Frito ,
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