"Randy" wrote in message . ..
"Shane D. Maudiss" wrote in message
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If my penis is erected, it´s a perfect antenna and I´ll receive
everything arounf hundreds of miles !

My balls have perfect audio quality!

So use your balls for something useful, too !!!

My kidney is an illegal satellite receiver. Don't tell anyone.

Your mouth is a semen receptacle too, not to mention yer nose as a coke sniffer.