Steveo wrote:
wrote:
Steveo wrote:
Nope. A crisp new $20. And she better swallow. And nothing
darker than Jennifer Lopez. White meat is better for your
cholesterol.

Look out for that mad cow lopez ass. You'll have the runs to de
border.

I would lay 500 miles of wire through the desert just to hear her
fart over the telephone.

I would crawl through 10 miles of her **** just to sniff her pussy
farts through a screen door.

Eat the tires that ran over her **** trail!?

Yeah, I'd do that. Jennifer Lopez could bottle her **** and sell it at
Bloomies.

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wrote:
Steveo wrote:
wrote:
Steveo wrote:
Nope. A crisp new $20. And she better swallow. And nothing
darker than Jennifer Lopez. White meat is better for your
cholesterol.

Look out for that mad cow lopez ass. You'll have the runs to de
border.

I would lay 500 miles of wire through the desert just to hear her
fart over the telephone.

I would crawl through 10 miles of her **** just to sniff her pussy
farts through a screen door.

Eat the tires that ran over her **** trail!?

Yeah, I'd do that. Jennifer Lopez could bottle her **** and sell it at
Bloomies.

Or at taco bell as lo-****.

Steveo wrote:
Yeah, I'd do that. Jennifer Lopez could bottle her **** and sell
it at Bloomies.

Or at taco bell as lo-****.

Perfect for a bean and cheese burrito. Spic pussy is a delicacy.

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wrote:
Steveo wrote:
Yeah, I'd do that. Jennifer Lopez could bottle her **** and sell
it at Bloomies.

Or at taco bell as lo-****.

Perfect for a bean and cheese burrito. Spic pussy is a delicacy.

I'd have to see it come out of the dispenser!

Steveo wrote:
I'd have to see it come out of the dispenser!

That goes without saying, and it better not smell like Ben.


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