If you know anything at all about legitimate radio antenna theory then
the following CB antenna is worth a chuckle. I don't know if this guy
is clueless or just dishonest, but which ever it is you definitly do
not want him repairing your CB radio.

Star Gun Mobile Beam Antenna (laugh)

http://cbrepairs.com/index.htm

Just in case he takes the picture down from embarrasement I've achived
the picture at;

http://www.shadowstorm.com/cb/images/Stargun-vert-1.jpg

Now that's funny. Sad....but funny.