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Night Ranger January 20th 04 06:02 PM

Now that's funny. Sad...but funny.
 
If you know anything at all about legitimate radio antenna theory then
the following CB antenna is worth a chuckle. I don't know if this guy
is clueless or just dishonest, but which ever it is you definitly do
not want him repairing your CB radio.

Star Gun Mobile Beam Antenna (laugh)

http://cbrepairs.com/index.htm

Just in case he takes the picture down from embarrasement I've achived
the picture at;

http://www.shadowstorm.com/cb/images/Stargun-vert-1.jpg

Now that's funny. Sad....but funny.

SCI-FI GUY January 20th 04 11:02 PM

On 20 Jan 2004 10:02:43 -0800, (Night Ranger)
wrote:

If you know anything at all about legitimate radio antenna theory then
the following CB antenna is worth a chuckle. I don't know if this guy
is clueless or just dishonest, but which ever it is you definitly do
not want him repairing your CB radio.

Star Gun Mobile Beam Antenna (laugh)

http://cbrepairs.com/index.htm

Just in case he takes the picture down from embarrasement I've achived
the picture at;

http://www.shadowstorm.com/cb/images/Stargun-vert-1.jpg

Now that's funny. Sad....but funny.


His antennas have been around for quite a long time. Not new maybe
since the 80's.

'Doc January 21st 04 12:23 AM



Which actually makes it even funnier, and pathetic.
Not that I can blame him for selling what people want
to buy. I do blame him for not telling the truth about
his products, and misleading the poor fools who bought
it.
'Doc

jim January 21st 04 12:23 AM



Steveo wrote:
(Night Ranger) wrote:

If you know anything at all about legitimate radio antenna theory then
the following CB antenna is worth a chuckle. I don't know if this guy
is clueless or just dishonest, but which ever it is you definitly do
not want him repairing your CB radio.

Star Gun Mobile Beam Antenna (laugh)

http://cbrepairs.com/index.htm

Just in case he takes the picture down from embarrasement I've achived
the picture at;

http://www.shadowstorm.com/cb/images/Stargun-vert-1.jpg

Now that's funny. Sad....but funny.


Which band is that for?


doesn't the 'star gun' sound like a star series jogunn which he has a
picture of stacked ones on his site? not to original but then again....


Lancer January 21st 04 12:49 AM

On 20 Jan 2004 21:24:04 GMT, Steveo
wrote:

(Night Ranger) wrote:
If you know anything at all about legitimate radio antenna theory then
the following CB antenna is worth a chuckle. I don't know if this guy
is clueless or just dishonest, but which ever it is you definitly do
not want him repairing your CB radio.

Star Gun Mobile Beam Antenna (laugh)

http://cbrepairs.com/index.htm

Just in case he takes the picture down from embarrasement I've achived
the picture at;

http://www.shadowstorm.com/cb/images/Stargun-vert-1.jpg

Now that's funny. Sad....but funny.

Which band is that for?


The vertical whip is for 11 meters. The Beam part looks like it
could be for 220 to 300 mhz, but its not active. Put it on top of a
black blazer and scare your paranoid neighbors by pointing it that
their house.

Steveo January 21st 04 12:58 AM

Lancer wrote:
On 20 Jan 2004 21:24:04 GMT, Steveo
wrote:

(Night Ranger) wrote:
If you know anything at all about legitimate radio antenna theory then
the following CB antenna is worth a chuckle. I don't know if this guy
is clueless or just dishonest, but which ever it is you definitly do
not want him repairing your CB radio.

Star Gun Mobile Beam Antenna (laugh)

http://cbrepairs.com/index.htm

Just in case he takes the picture down from embarrasement I've achived
the picture at;

http://www.shadowstorm.com/cb/images/Stargun-vert-1.jpg

Now that's funny. Sad....but funny.

Which band is that for?


The vertical whip is for 11 meters. The Beam part looks like it
could be for 220 to 300 mhz, but its not active. Put it on top of a
black blazer and scare your paranoid neighbors by pointing it that
their house.

With bottle rockets scotch taped to the flat side..have strobe
lights going off inside the mini van, with a mega-rocket or jet
vehicle sound track blowing out your kraco's. lol

Gotta have the boy screaming "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES" with his
imitation led shield garbage can lid defending them!

Steveo January 21st 04 01:10 AM

jim wrote:
Steveo wrote:
(Night Ranger) wrote:

If you know anything at all about legitimate radio antenna theory then
the following CB antenna is worth a chuckle. I don't know if this guy
is clueless or just dishonest, but which ever it is you definitly do
not want him repairing your CB radio.

Star Gun Mobile Beam Antenna (laugh)

http://cbrepairs.com/index.htm

Just in case he takes the picture down from embarrasement I've achived
the picture at;

http://www.shadowstorm.com/cb/images/Stargun-vert-1.jpg

Now that's funny. Sad....but funny.


Which band is that for?


doesn't the 'star gun' sound like a star series jogunn which he has a
picture of stacked ones on his site? not to original but then again....

It looks like a keyclowns two meter portable beam to me. Perfect
for jamming repeaters like dogie does. Only difference is the
key-clowns will have their knees in the breeze, and dogie will
be drowning in his own low power swill.

Steveo January 21st 04 01:19 AM

jim wrote:
Steveo wrote:
(Night Ranger) wrote:

If you know anything at all about legitimate radio antenna theory then
the following CB antenna is worth a chuckle. I don't know if this guy
is clueless or just dishonest, but which ever it is you definitly do
not want him repairing your CB radio.

Star Gun Mobile Beam Antenna (laugh)

http://cbrepairs.com/index.htm

Just in case he takes the picture down from embarrasement I've achived
the picture at;

http://www.shadowstorm.com/cb/images/Stargun-vert-1.jpg

Now that's funny. Sad....but funny.


Which band is that for?


doesn't the 'star gun' sound like a star series jogunn which he has a
picture of stacked ones on his site? not to original but then again....

I couldn't get past the first pic, but I've heard that comparison
before.

I swear that first antenna looks like a real tunable widow maker
for certain vhf frequencies, and directional. Shorten the vertical
till it's close enuff to transmit.

Look at it again. I'll turn it with the vice grips while you talk.

My alternator is only 170 amps so don't be long winded!

Randy January 21st 04 01:49 AM


"Night Ranger" wrote in message
m...
If you know anything at all about legitimate radio antenna theory then
the following CB antenna is worth a chuckle. I don't know if this guy
is clueless or just dishonest, but which ever it is you definitly do
not want him repairing your CB radio.

Star Gun Mobile Beam Antenna (laugh)

http://cbrepairs.com/index.htm

Just in case he takes the picture down from embarrasement I've achived
the picture at;

http://www.shadowstorm.com/cb/images/Stargun-vert-1.jpg

Now that's funny. Sad....but funny.


Might make a decent 440 yagi tho.



Duke Of Windsor January 21st 04 02:12 AM

Steveo wrote in news:20040120201006.419
:

It looks like a keyclowns two meter portable beam to me. Perfect
for jamming repeaters like dogie does. Only difference is the
key-clowns will have their knees in the breeze, and dogie will
be drowning in his own low power swill.




That shows how much you know Steveo, a quick search of this NG will reveal
a guy named Brass who was peddlin these star gun CB antennas.


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