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Night Ranger January 20th 04 06:02 PM

Now that's funny. Sad...but funny.
 
If you know anything at all about legitimate radio antenna theory then
the following CB antenna is worth a chuckle. I don't know if this guy
is clueless or just dishonest, but which ever it is you definitly do
not want him repairing your CB radio.

Star Gun Mobile Beam Antenna (laugh)

http://cbrepairs.com/index.htm

Just in case he takes the picture down from embarrasement I've achived
the picture at;

http://www.shadowstorm.com/cb/images/Stargun-vert-1.jpg

Now that's funny. Sad....but funny.

SCI-FI GUY January 20th 04 11:02 PM

On 20 Jan 2004 10:02:43 -0800, (Night Ranger)
wrote:

If you know anything at all about legitimate radio antenna theory then
the following CB antenna is worth a chuckle. I don't know if this guy
is clueless or just dishonest, but which ever it is you definitly do
not want him repairing your CB radio.

Star Gun Mobile Beam Antenna (laugh)

http://cbrepairs.com/index.htm

Just in case he takes the picture down from embarrasement I've achived
the picture at;

http://www.shadowstorm.com/cb/images/Stargun-vert-1.jpg

Now that's funny. Sad....but funny.


His antennas have been around for quite a long time. Not new maybe
since the 80's.

'Doc January 21st 04 12:23 AM



Which actually makes it even funnier, and pathetic.
Not that I can blame him for selling what people want
to buy. I do blame him for not telling the truth about
his products, and misleading the poor fools who bought
it.
'Doc

jim January 21st 04 12:23 AM



Steveo wrote:
(Night Ranger) wrote:

If you know anything at all about legitimate radio antenna theory then
the following CB antenna is worth a chuckle. I don't know if this guy
is clueless or just dishonest, but which ever it is you definitly do
not want him repairing your CB radio.

Star Gun Mobile Beam Antenna (laugh)

http://cbrepairs.com/index.htm

Just in case he takes the picture down from embarrasement I've achived
the picture at;

http://www.shadowstorm.com/cb/images/Stargun-vert-1.jpg

Now that's funny. Sad....but funny.


Which band is that for?


doesn't the 'star gun' sound like a star series jogunn which he has a
picture of stacked ones on his site? not to original but then again....


Lancer January 21st 04 12:49 AM

On 20 Jan 2004 21:24:04 GMT, Steveo
wrote:

(Night Ranger) wrote:
If you know anything at all about legitimate radio antenna theory then
the following CB antenna is worth a chuckle. I don't know if this guy
is clueless or just dishonest, but which ever it is you definitly do
not want him repairing your CB radio.

Star Gun Mobile Beam Antenna (laugh)

http://cbrepairs.com/index.htm

Just in case he takes the picture down from embarrasement I've achived
the picture at;

http://www.shadowstorm.com/cb/images/Stargun-vert-1.jpg

Now that's funny. Sad....but funny.

Which band is that for?


The vertical whip is for 11 meters. The Beam part looks like it
could be for 220 to 300 mhz, but its not active. Put it on top of a
black blazer and scare your paranoid neighbors by pointing it that
their house.

Steveo January 21st 04 12:58 AM

Lancer wrote:
On 20 Jan 2004 21:24:04 GMT, Steveo
wrote:

(Night Ranger) wrote:
If you know anything at all about legitimate radio antenna theory then
the following CB antenna is worth a chuckle. I don't know if this guy
is clueless or just dishonest, but which ever it is you definitly do
not want him repairing your CB radio.

Star Gun Mobile Beam Antenna (laugh)

http://cbrepairs.com/index.htm

Just in case he takes the picture down from embarrasement I've achived
the picture at;

http://www.shadowstorm.com/cb/images/Stargun-vert-1.jpg

Now that's funny. Sad....but funny.

Which band is that for?


The vertical whip is for 11 meters. The Beam part looks like it
could be for 220 to 300 mhz, but its not active. Put it on top of a
black blazer and scare your paranoid neighbors by pointing it that
their house.

With bottle rockets scotch taped to the flat side..have strobe
lights going off inside the mini van, with a mega-rocket or jet
vehicle sound track blowing out your kraco's. lol

Gotta have the boy screaming "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES" with his
imitation led shield garbage can lid defending them!

Steveo January 21st 04 01:10 AM

jim wrote:
Steveo wrote:
(Night Ranger) wrote:

If you know anything at all about legitimate radio antenna theory then
the following CB antenna is worth a chuckle. I don't know if this guy
is clueless or just dishonest, but which ever it is you definitly do
not want him repairing your CB radio.

Star Gun Mobile Beam Antenna (laugh)

http://cbrepairs.com/index.htm

Just in case he takes the picture down from embarrasement I've achived
the picture at;

http://www.shadowstorm.com/cb/images/Stargun-vert-1.jpg

Now that's funny. Sad....but funny.


Which band is that for?


doesn't the 'star gun' sound like a star series jogunn which he has a
picture of stacked ones on his site? not to original but then again....

It looks like a keyclowns two meter portable beam to me. Perfect
for jamming repeaters like dogie does. Only difference is the
key-clowns will have their knees in the breeze, and dogie will
be drowning in his own low power swill.

Steveo January 21st 04 01:19 AM

jim wrote:
Steveo wrote:
(Night Ranger) wrote:

If you know anything at all about legitimate radio antenna theory then
the following CB antenna is worth a chuckle. I don't know if this guy
is clueless or just dishonest, but which ever it is you definitly do
not want him repairing your CB radio.

Star Gun Mobile Beam Antenna (laugh)

http://cbrepairs.com/index.htm

Just in case he takes the picture down from embarrasement I've achived
the picture at;

http://www.shadowstorm.com/cb/images/Stargun-vert-1.jpg

Now that's funny. Sad....but funny.


Which band is that for?


doesn't the 'star gun' sound like a star series jogunn which he has a
picture of stacked ones on his site? not to original but then again....

I couldn't get past the first pic, but I've heard that comparison
before.

I swear that first antenna looks like a real tunable widow maker
for certain vhf frequencies, and directional. Shorten the vertical
till it's close enuff to transmit.

Look at it again. I'll turn it with the vice grips while you talk.

My alternator is only 170 amps so don't be long winded!

Randy January 21st 04 01:49 AM


"Night Ranger" wrote in message
m...
If you know anything at all about legitimate radio antenna theory then
the following CB antenna is worth a chuckle. I don't know if this guy
is clueless or just dishonest, but which ever it is you definitly do
not want him repairing your CB radio.

Star Gun Mobile Beam Antenna (laugh)

http://cbrepairs.com/index.htm

Just in case he takes the picture down from embarrasement I've achived
the picture at;

http://www.shadowstorm.com/cb/images/Stargun-vert-1.jpg

Now that's funny. Sad....but funny.


Might make a decent 440 yagi tho.



Duke Of Windsor January 21st 04 02:12 AM

Steveo wrote in news:20040120201006.419
:

It looks like a keyclowns two meter portable beam to me. Perfect
for jamming repeaters like dogie does. Only difference is the
key-clowns will have their knees in the breeze, and dogie will
be drowning in his own low power swill.




That shows how much you know Steveo, a quick search of this NG will reveal
a guy named Brass who was peddlin these star gun CB antennas.

Steveo January 21st 04 02:13 AM

"Randy" wrote:
"Night Ranger" wrote in message
m...
If you know anything at all about legitimate radio antenna theory then
the following CB antenna is worth a chuckle. I don't know if this guy
is clueless or just dishonest, but which ever it is you definitly do
not want him repairing your CB radio.

Star Gun Mobile Beam Antenna (laugh)

http://cbrepairs.com/index.htm

Just in case he takes the picture down from embarrasement I've achived
the picture at;

http://www.shadowstorm.com/cb/images/Stargun-vert-1.jpg

Now that's funny. Sad....but funny.


Might make a decent 440 yagi tho.

Throw a tuner on that little guy and it might tune broadband,
and it could be portable. Too much fun for one keyclown rolling
down the highway, should be a law against it.

Steveo January 21st 04 02:15 AM

Duke Of Windsor wrote:
Steveo wrote in news:20040120201006.419
:

It looks like a keyclowns two meter portable beam to me. Perfect
for jamming repeaters like dogie does. Only difference is the
key-clowns will have their knees in the breeze, and dogie will
be drowning in his own low power swill.


That shows how much you know Steveo, a quick search of this NG will
reveal a guy named Brass who was peddlin these star gun CB antennas.

Umm, did you see how small they are after trimming the vertical
to the happy medium?

Train January 21st 04 03:54 AM

After all the assholes have their ****ing contest to see who can make the
most inane comment about the Star Gun, This is the bottom
line.........................Troy builds them and they WORK!
Train

"Night Ranger" wrote in message
m...
If you know anything at all about legitimate radio antenna theory then
the following CB antenna is worth a chuckle. I don't know if this guy
is clueless or just dishonest, but which ever it is you definitly do
not want him repairing your CB radio.

Star Gun Mobile Beam Antenna (laugh)

http://cbrepairs.com/index.htm

Just in case he takes the picture down from embarrasement I've achived
the picture at;

http://www.shadowstorm.com/cb/images/Stargun-vert-1.jpg

Now that's funny. Sad....but funny.




Randy January 21st 04 05:35 AM

Since he top-posted, I'll do the same. They work only in the mind of the
fool who buys one.

"Train" wrote in message
...
After all the assholes have their ****ing contest to see who can make the
most inane comment about the Star Gun, This is the bottom
line.........................Troy builds them and they WORK!
Train

"Night Ranger" wrote in message
m...
If you know anything at all about legitimate radio antenna theory then
the following CB antenna is worth a chuckle. I don't know if this guy
is clueless or just dishonest, but which ever it is you definitly do
not want him repairing your CB radio.

Star Gun Mobile Beam Antenna (laugh)

http://cbrepairs.com/index.htm

Just in case he takes the picture down from embarrasement I've achived
the picture at;

http://www.shadowstorm.com/cb/images/Stargun-vert-1.jpg

Now that's funny. Sad....but funny.






gw January 21st 04 02:54 PM

"Train" wrote in message ...
After all the assholes have their ****ing contest to see who can make the
most inane comment about the Star Gun, This is the bottom
line.........................Troy builds them and they WORK!
Train

"Night Ranger" wrote in message
m...
If you know anything at all about legitimate radio antenna theory then
the following CB antenna is worth a chuckle. I don't know if this guy
is clueless or just dishonest, but which ever it is you definitly do
not want him repairing your CB radio.

Star Gun Mobile Beam Antenna (laugh)

http://cbrepairs.com/index.htm

Just in case he takes the picture down from embarrasement I've achived
the picture at;

http://www.shadowstorm.com/cb/images/Stargun-vert-1.jpg

Now that's funny. Sad....but funny.


train that's the problem.......they don't work and they are a waste of
money....now they are well constructed , no doubt about it, but let me
see you or anyone else zero in one of those bad boys and i will stand
by. and how do i know....i have one.....and have tried it and now it
is in the garage in the museum of wasted money projects......and no
one i have ever talked to has got one to work correctly.

Twistedhed January 21st 04 03:40 PM

From: ('Doc)
=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0Which actually makes it even funnier, and


pathetic. Not that I can blame him for selling


what people want to buy. I do blame him for


not telling the truth about his products, and


misleading the poor fools who bought it.

=A0
=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0= A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=

=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A 0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0'Doc
_
Gee, that type thing can apply to almost any product on the market,,,the
hype is always above and beyond what a device is capable of....no
matter, though...folks that throw stones while living in glass houses
and talk smack about others being dishonest is just about what many have
come to expect from this forum of angry degenerates that were forced
underground.


Twistedhed January 21st 04 03:42 PM

Moparman wrote:
With bottle rockets scotch taped to the flat


side..have strobe lights going off inside the


mini van, with a mega-rocket or jet vehicle


sound track blowing out your kraco's. lol


Gotta have the boy screaming "RUN FOR


YOUR LIVES" with his imitation led shield


garbage can lid defending them!




Playing Iron Maiden's "Run to the Hills" full blast thru the PA system
oughtta add some cool effect....


Twistedhed January 21st 04 03:45 PM

Mopar said:
I couldn't get past the first pic, but I've heard


that comparison before.


I swear that first antenna looks like a real


tunable widow maker for certain vhf


frequencies, and directional. Shorten the


vertical till it's close enuff to transmit.


Look at it again. I'll turn it with the vice grips


while you talk.


My alternator is only 170 amps so don't be


long winded!



Toss a second one in line,,,,maybe a Leece (you know, for back up) g?


Twistedhed January 21st 04 03:48 PM

From: (Night=A0Ranger)
If you know anything at all about legitimate radio antenna theory then
the following CB antenna is worth a chuckle. I don't know if this guy is
clueless or just dishonest, but which ever it is you definitly do not
want him repairing your CB radio.
Star Gun Mobile Beam Antenna (laugh)
http://cbrepairs.com/index.htm
Just in case he takes the picture down from embarrasement I've achived
the picture at;
http://www.shadowstorm.com/cb/images/Stargun-vert-1.jpg
Now that's funny. Sad....but funny.
_
LOL..what a backfire! Why did you prefer to call it a cb antenna? Prhaps
because,,,you know no better? Grab a book, perhaps an ARRL antenna
guide,,,and learn all you can about tuners. It will prevent you from
embarassing yourself to no end.


Twistedhed January 21st 04 03:50 PM

From: (Randy)
Since he top-posted, I'll do the same. They


work only in the mind of the fool who buys


one.


An electric fence can, and has worked, with enough time, energy and
thought placed into it.


Twistedhed January 21st 04 03:56 PM

Curmudgeoned begrudgingly hissed:

train that's the problem.......they don't work


and they are a waste of money....now they are
well constructed , no doubt about it, but let me
see you or anyone else zero in one of those


bad boys and i will stand by. and how do i


know...




User error?


.i have one.....and have tried it and now it is in


the garage in the museum of wasted money


projects......and no one i have ever talked to


has got one to work correctly.




And who have you talked to concerning such? Names or numbers? Try the
manufacturer, young man. Nevertheless, I'll give you 1.98 for it, more
than you can get on ebay for something you broke upon opening.


Lancer January 21st 04 05:15 PM

On Wed, 21 Jan 2004 10:50:44 -0500 (EST),
(Twistedhed) wrote:

From:
(Randy)
Since he top-posted, I'll do the same. They


work only in the mind of the fool who buys


one.


An electric fence can, and has worked, with enough time, energy and
thought placed into it.


Actually, without a lot of time, energy and thought put into it. As
long as you don't have the "charger" hooked up to it, they make a darn
good shortwave receiving antenna.

Twistedhed January 21st 04 05:36 PM

From: (Lancer)
On Wed, 21 Jan 2004 10:50:44 -0500 (EST),

(Twistedhed) wrote:
From:
(Randy)
Since he top-posted, I'll do the same. They
work only in the mind of the fool who buys
one.
_
=A0=A0An electric fence can, and has worked, with enough time, energy
and thought placed into it.


Actually, without a lot of time, energy and


thought put into it. As long as you don't have


the "charger" hooked up to it, they make a


darn good shortwave receiving antenna.




Yea, but for transmit capabilities, it takes a bit of fiddling. Super
long wire antennas via an electric fence,,,in the shape of a huge "V, of
course.
Drug through the water at a high rate of speed, a weighted 18 foot
copper wire being used as an antenna can receive all kinds of
things..,,,when the boat slows, the receive disappears, even when the
weight is removed.


Jerry Oxendine January 21st 04 05:59 PM


"Duke Of Windsor" wrote in message
...
Steveo wrote in news:20040120211528.091
:

Duke Of Windsor wrote:
Steveo wrote in

news:20040120201006.419
:

It looks like a keyclowns two meter portable beam to me. Perfect
for jamming repeaters like dogie does. Only difference is the
key-clowns will have their knees in the breeze, and dogie will
be drowning in his own low power swill.


That shows how much you know Steveo, a quick search of this NG will
reveal a guy named Brass who was peddlin these star gun CB antennas.

Umm, did you see how small they are after trimming the vertical
to the happy medium?


I sure did buddie, does look like a uhf beam.



HAHAHAHAH! That's what I thought. It "might" work as a capacity hat, but
it certainly isn't a driven element (the way I see it). It would work as
well as those "ground" plane adapters you see in CB shops with the
rubber-looking thingies sticking out under the whip. That
is nothing but a capacity hat that does little more than shorten the whip.
BUT! It sells antennas to the unwitting
customers who are most anxious to "git out" the best they
can--and even believe that their antenna is working SOOO much better now the
tech(?) installed his "ground"
plane. It is sad that much "truth" is only a myth promoted
by crooked CB shops-like coax length and "broad-banded" BIG coil antennas!
If an antenna is truly efficient, then its bandwidth is actually narrow(er),
but
makers "dicker" with the impedance to widen bandwidth
because it has been taught as gospel in the CB world. It
is also because the sellers know that selling these "broad-
banded" antennas is important so the buyer can have his cake and eat it,
too!

Those BIG coil antennas aren't as efficient as the makers
make them out to be, but they sell antennas because bigger is "better",
right? Lots of smoke and mirrors, eh?

One day I'll tell you the one about the mobile antenna that
had water and/or vinagar in the lower mast. The sales slogan was "Ever
notice how much better your signal is
over water?" Honest!! Oh, I just told you!


Let the buyer beware. If if sounds too good to be true, it
probably is.


Jerry



'Doc January 21st 04 08:42 PM



Jerry,
Those 'thingys' don't shorten the whip, they lengthen
it...
'Doc

'Doc January 21st 04 08:45 PM



Train,
So will a set of bed springs hanging in a tree, work, I
mean. But they 'whistle' a lot on top of a car...
'Doc

Twistedhed January 21st 04 09:16 PM

JerryO wrote:
It is sad that much "truth" is only a myth


promoted by crooked CB shops-like coax


length and "broad-banded" BIG coil antennas!


Those big coil antennas are for handling megawatts..something your
conventional cb antennas can not do. The antennas work exactly as they
were designed.


If an antenna is truly efficient,



The antennas you speak of have everything more to do with power
capacity. They are designed to take a maximum load for shirt bursts of
time.


then its


bandwidth is actually narrow(er), but


makers "dicker" with the impedance to widen


bandwidth because it has been taught as


gospel in the CB world. It is also because the


sellers know that selling these "broad-


banded" antennas is important so the buyer


can have his cake and eat it, too!





The big coils antennas are made more for power capacity than this
"broadband" you speak of as relating to cb antennas.



Those BIG coil antennas aren't as efficient as


the makers make them out to be,



I beg to differ. Many that say "maximum power is 10,000 watts" means
just that. I wouldn't try 15 or 20 in one of those specified for 10.


but they sell


antennas because bigger is "better", right?




Antennas? Yea,,bigger is better.


Lots of smoke and mirrors, eh?



I find more smoke and mirrors from those who have said "it can't be done
on 27" or "cb dx is only playing hammie radio", etc.. And the list goes
on.


One day I'll tell you the one about the mobile


antenna that had water and/or vinagar in the


lower mast.



I see no difference than the hammie
offering to renew one's call sign,,,,for a fee.
For every cb site you cite as an example, it can be countered with a
boneheaded hammie example. When y'all can live and let live, the world
will be a much better place.


The sales slogan was "Ever notice how much


better your signal is


over water?"




Your signal IS much better over water. I have managed to **** off an
entire contingency of holier-than-thous that thought they had it going
on,,,with nothing more than a kick-azz set up and water, water, and a
whole lot more water!


=A0 Honest!! Oh, I just told you!


=A0=A0Let the buyer beware. If if sounds too good to
be true, it probably is.


Jerry




There are ridiculous claims everywhere. Doug Smith's definitive work
with DSPs countered a few angry hammies discussions in here at several
turns, but no one bothered to point out their errors by illustrating
another hammie's proof via years of working with such processors. I
agree,,,,,Let the buyer beware,,their is tons of bull**** flying in this
forum, yet none of it seems to be said with confidence..LOL!


No No Not George January 21st 04 10:11 PM

(Twistedhed) wrote:
JerryO wrote:
"broad-banded" BIG coil antennas!


Many that say "maximum power is 10,000 watts" means
just that. I wouldn't try 15 or 20 in one of those specified for 10.



Is that "bird" watts LOL


I find more smoke and mirrors from those who have
said "it can't be done on 27"



A beam the size of a 440 yagi? It cant be done on 27 mhz.


or "cb dx is only playing hammie radio", etc..



You made up call signs and zones and use q-signals and ham lingo and
even ham radios so sure as **** cb dx is only playing hammie radio
without the license.

Jerry Oxendine January 21st 04 10:53 PM


"'Doc" wrote in message ...


Jerry,
Those 'thingys' don't shorten the whip, they lengthen
it...
'Doc



WHOA, Doc! Capacity hats do NOT lengthen the whip
except in the sense that a hat has the *effect* of lengthening the whip. OR,
said another way, it ALLOWS
a shorter whip to be used at a given frequency.

(Or are we saying the same thing in different words?)

Jerry



Jerry Oxendine January 21st 04 11:20 PM


"Twistedhed" wrote in message
...
JerryO wrote:
It is sad that much "truth" is only a myth


promoted by crooked CB shops-like coax


length and "broad-banded" BIG coil antennas!


Those big coil antennas are for handling megawatts..something your
conventional cb antennas can not do. The antennas work exactly as they
were designed.
]
I didn't say SAY they did something they were not designed to do. What I
said was that they are NOT broad-banded unless the mfr dickers with the
impedance
to make it cover a wide range of frequencies.

If an antenna is truly efficient,



The antennas you speak of have everything more to do with power
capacity. They are designed to take a maximum load for shirt bursts of
time.

Again, I said nothing about being able to handle huge amounts of power. I am
sure they will, but how many
people USE 10,000 watts in the real world?


then its


bandwidth is actually narrow(er), but


makers "dicker" with the impedance to widen


bandwidth because it has been taught as


gospel in the CB world. It is also because the


sellers know that selling these "broad-


banded" antennas is important so the buyer


can have his cake and eat it, too!


And this broad-bandedness is a very important part of
the sales pitch to the regular CBer or trucker just trying to
get the best performance from their setup.




The big coils antennas are made more for power capacity than this
"broadband" you speak of as relating to cb antennas.

....which IS what I was talking about. The accepted "truth" amongst many CB
folks is that those big coil antennas are not only able to handle gobs of
power, but
will cover 25-29 MHZ as well. In their natural state, they
will not. But mfrs. tinker with it to "make" it cover all these 'freeband'
frequencies while the "Q", or efficiency,
suffers.



Those BIG coil antennas aren't as efficient as


the makers make them out to be,



I beg to differ. Many that say "maximum power is 10,000 watts" means
just that. I wouldn't try 15 or 20 in one of those specified for 10.

Most people don't try for such power. Most of us are happy with 2-25 watts,
or whatever is "normal".


but they sell


antennas because bigger is "better", right?




Antennas? Yea,,bigger is better.

If the only thing you are looking for is Mo Powah!


Lots of smoke and mirrors, eh?



I find more smoke and mirrors from those who have said "it can't be done
on 27" or "cb dx is only playing hammie radio", etc.. And the list goes
on.

I don't know what you mean by that. Who said it can't be done on 27? *I*
never said that, I said that there are many myths and untruths promoted by
dishonest sellers.
What's wrong with that?


One day I'll tell you the one about the mobile


antenna that had water and/or vinagar in the


lower mast.



I see no difference than the hammie
offering to renew one's call sign,,,,for a fee.

.........and those who did so met the wrath of the enforcement division in
the form of re-tests, de-certication
of VE's, and revocations and reversions. AS it should be. I fully support
Riley H's dilligence in shutting down
exam mills.

For every cb site you cite as an example, it can be countered with a
boneheaded hammie example. When y'all can live and let live, the world
will be a much better place.

Not sure what you mean. Why are you so touchy? All I
did was debunk the so-called StarGun antenna, and show that it is NOT a beam
at all.


The sales slogan was "Ever notice how much


better your signal is


over water?"




Your signal IS much better over water. I have managed to **** off an
entire contingency of holier-than-thous that thought they had it going
on,,,with nothing more than a kick-azz set up and water, water, and a
whole lot more water!

I never said it wasn't better over water. What this contraption was a
center-loaded whip. The lower mast
was filled with water or vinegar. The implication that the
antenna worked better with this "water" inside the lower
mast. No such thing. The liquid was PART of the mast
the same as if it were not solid metal. Water inside this
mast has no effect or additional gain. But that slogan implied that their
antenna would work the same as if it were beside a lake!


Honest!! Oh, I just told you!


Let the buyer beware. If if sounds too good to
be true, it probably is.


Jerry




There are ridiculous claims everywhere. Doug Smith's definitive work
with DSPs countered a few angry hammies discussions in here at several
turns, but no one bothered to point out their errors by illustrating
another hammie's proof via years of working with such processors. I
agree,,,,,Let the buyer beware,,their is tons of bull**** flying in this
forum, yet none of it seems to be said with confidence..LOL!

Jerry



Night Ranger January 22nd 04 01:39 AM

(Twistedhed) wrote in message
LOL..what a backfire! Why did you prefer to call it a cb antenna? Prhaps
because,,,you know no better? Grab a book, perhaps an ARRL antenna
guide,,,and learn all you can about tuners. It will prevent you from
embarassing yourself to no end.


WebTV! HA! Internet access for those too stupid to figure out Windoze.
AOL was bottom rung until WebTV showed up.

Lets see..You bloated "..Prhaps because,,,you know no better?"

Well, you've certainly established your education level.

As far as the ARRL antenna handbook, I have two well read copies from
1987 and 1996 along with several William Orr books and other related
titles. I also have my Advanced Class Amatuer Radio ticket, and I
made perfect scores on all my test including the morse code test.

I guess I'll have to come down to the CB band to talk to you some day,
because it does not sound like you will be getting your ham license
anytime soon.

Nigth Ranger
Proudly running Linux!

P.S. My posted specifically stated...

"If you know anything at all about legitimate radio antenna theory..."

What are you replying for? That does not describe you.

Lancer January 22nd 04 01:57 AM

On Wed, 21 Jan 2004 12:59:56 -0500, "Jerry Oxendine"
wrote:

Those BIG coil antennas aren't as efficient as the makers
make them out to be, but they sell antennas because bigger is "better",
right? Lots of smoke and mirrors, eh?


Jerry


Depends on what claims they are making. Bigger air wound coils are
more efficient. A big air wound coil should have a Q of 300, or bit
more. A 5' or 6' foot antenna with a coil that has a Q of 300 will
have close to the same bandwidth and efficiency of a 1/4 antenna.

Lancer January 22nd 04 02:23 AM

On 21 Jan 2004 17:39:48 -0800, (Night Ranger)
wrote:

(Twistedhed) wrote in message
LOL..what a backfire! Why did you prefer to call it a cb antenna? Prhaps
because,,,you know no better? Grab a book, perhaps an ARRL antenna
guide,,,and learn all you can about tuners. It will prevent you from
embarassing yourself to no end.


Too late Twist, he already did that.


WebTV! HA! Internet access for those too stupid to figure out Windoze.
AOL was bottom rung until WebTV showed up.


Google HA! newsgroup access for those to stupid to figure out anything
except mozilla. Bottom rung for any newsgroup user.


Lets see..You bloated "..Prhaps because,,,you know no better?"

Your education level is still in question, but we know your bloated
from something.


I guess I'll have to come down to the CB band to talk to you some day,
because it does not sound like you will be getting your ham license
anytime soon.


Need help getting your CB or antenna set up, ask, someone here will be
happy to help.


Nigth Ranger ---------
Proudly running Linux!


Get lost, your lucky if you know how to run a vic20


P.S. My posted specifically stated...

"If you know anything at all about legitimate radio antenna theory..."

What are you replying for? That does not describe you.


Now thats funny, how do you spell Night Ranger?

Like you just did? Nigth Ranger ---------

This group needed a good laugh, thanks.



Frank Gilliland January 22nd 04 06:30 AM

In , Lancer
wrote:

On Wed, 21 Jan 2004 12:59:56 -0500, "Jerry Oxendine"
wrote:

Those BIG coil antennas aren't as efficient as the makers
make them out to be, but they sell antennas because bigger is "better",
right? Lots of smoke and mirrors, eh?


Jerry


Depends on what claims they are making. Bigger air wound coils are
more efficient. A big air wound coil should have a Q of 300, or bit
more. A 5' or 6' foot antenna with a coil that has a Q of 300 will
have close to the same bandwidth and efficiency of a 1/4 antenna.



Not when that coil is mounted perpendicular to a huge piece of steel. Were
talking ferromagnetic action coupled with huge eddy-current losses.






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'Doc January 22nd 04 04:38 PM



Jerry,
A capacity hate lowers the frequency of the antenna, so it
in effect, lengthens the whip. That means that a shorter whip
can be used at the same frequency with a capacity hat.
'Doc

'Doc January 22nd 04 05:05 PM



FWIW

A coil will always lower the power handling ability of an
antenna. Large coils lower it less than small coils, but both
large or small coils lower the antenna's power rating. That's
because of the resistance of the coil. A fact of life, get used
to it, it won't change.

A coil's efficiency is directly related to it's size. Big
coils are more efficient than smaller coils. A coil's
efficiency
has nothing to do with how well it 'radiates', unless the coil
is an appreciable fraction of a wave length, it radiates no
better
than a length of wire of the same length. Longer coils radiate
better than shorter coils, but neither radiate enough to make
any
practical difference.

A coil's 'Q' (another name for efficiency) is indirectly
related
to how 'broadbanded' an antenna using that coil is. If the coil
has
a high 'Q', the antenna will be less 'broadbanded' than an
antenna
using a coil with a low 'Q'. A dummy load has a very low 'Q'
and it
is very broadbanded. A high 'Q' antenna is very narrow banded.
That's
another one of those facts of life, and physics.

An antenna advertised as being high 'Q', and being very
broadbanded
is 'advertising-physics', in other words 'B.S.', in the purest
sense of
the term. If an antenna manufacturer want's me to believe that,
it makes
me wonder what other 'B.S.' he want's me to believe...

There are no secrets or magic about how antennas work. It's
all physics,
it's all documented by people a lot smarter than you or me.
It's there, all
you have to do it read it.
'Doc

gw January 22nd 04 06:58 PM

'Doc wrote in message ...
Jerry,
Those 'thingys' don't shorten the whip, they lengthen
it...
'Doc


you know i just love it when you hams get on a cb radio newsgroup and
argue about technical subjects....so us poor dumb cbers can do some
learnin. (one period for jim)

Twistedhed January 22nd 04 07:14 PM

From: (No=A0No=A0Not=A0George)
(Twistedhed) wrote: JerryO wrote:
("broad-banded" BIG coil antennas!)
_
Many that say "maximum power is 10,000 watts" means just that. I
wouldn't try 15 or 20 in one of those specified for 10.

Is that "bird" watts LOL



A watt is a watt. Perhaps I could assist and point you to some poignant
reading material that may free you from such cb voodoo.



I find more smoke and mirrors from those who have said "it can't be done
on 27"

A beam the size of a 440 yagi? It cant be done
on 27 mhz.



I wasn't referring to this exact "beam" with that comment, but an errant
claim or two that have been debunked in heah...like LPFM worldwide on 27
megs...like worldwide skip from a mobile on 27 megs, any mode, also low
power or barefoot.
In retrospect, with a proper tuner, many things can be accomplished,
including a mobile "beam".
_
or "cb dx is only playing hammie radio", etc..


You made up call signs and zones and use


q-signals and ham lingo and even ham radios




In the first place, I made up no such thing at anytime. The numbers I
hold were given to myself by club representatives, who, by the way, were
in the business of handing out call numbers for club members long before
I came along. Ditto for the zones, q-signals, and ham lingo. Many hammie
radios are of better quality than the average cb. In fact, the FCC did
away with licensing and effectively washed away the
official calls. Since you feel you have dibs on a better way of cb
communication and identification, go right ahead and introduce your
idea....or, perhaps, you can't improve it at all and are one of those
who bitch about things but have no solutions.
You also conveniently hide and ignore the fact that hammies were the
ones that brought and initiated these numbers to the freeband, as they
were the ones with the capabilities of channel splicing and going above
and below the cb band,,,those cbers with 23 channel rat shacks were
innocent until corrupted by those not unlike yourself.
To blame those who successfully play the game they were presented is
counterproductive to all and to everything.


so sure as **** cb dx is only playing hammie


radio without the license.



Impossible, in the context many licensed hammies still participate in
such cb dx.
I'm pretty good at presenting things from another perspective or
context, so check it out....you are using a madeup name on the internet
in a cb forum, so if cbers are "playing hammie", you are not only
hypocritically playing the same game you are wailing about,
,but fail at the game, realize that you fail and fall way short, and
therefore take to "making up names" in order to hide your status to
which you have been reduced. That pendulum swings both ways, and you
just received a hair cut like a hippie in basic training.


Twistedhed January 22nd 04 07:34 PM

From: (Jerry=A0Oxendine)
"Twistedhed" wrote in message
... JerryO wrote:
It is sad that much "truth" is only a myth


promoted by crooked CB shops-like coax


length and "broad-banded" BIG coil antennas!



Those big coil antennas are for handling megawatts..something your
conventional cb antennas can not do. The antennas work exactly as they
were designed.


I didn't say SAY they did something they were


not designed to do. What I said was that they


are NOT broad-banded unless the mfr dickers


with the impedance




Yea,,,and I agree with that statement.
But to be fair and balanced,,ALL manufacturers dicker with their
antennas.,


to make it cover a wide range of frequencies.


If an antenna is truly efficient,



The antennas you speak of have everything more to do with power
capacity. They are designed to take a maximum load for shirt bursts of
time.


Again, I said nothing about being able to


handle huge amounts of power. I am sure they
will, but how many


people USE 10,000 watts in the real world?



Granted. But this isn't the real world we speak of,,it's cb and
hammie,,and in those worlds, more hammies than you apparently think, use
full limit loads,,,maybe not a full 10,000 watts, but what kind of jump
in power per se, does a hammie achieve when blowing 1500 watts through a
beam with a super high gain? See what I mean?


then its


bandwidth is actually narrow(er), but


makers "dicker" with the impedance to widen


bandwidth because it has been taught as


gospel in the CB world. It is also because the


sellers know that selling these "broad-


banded" antennas is important so the buyer


can have his cake and eat it, too!


And this broad-bandedness is a very


important part of the sales pitch to the regular


CBer or trucker just trying to get the best


performance from their setup.





The big coils antennas are made more for power capacity than this
"broadband" you speak of as relating to cb antennas.


...which IS what I was talking about. The


accepted "truth" amongst many CB folks is


that those big coil antennas are not only able


to handle gobs of power, but


will cover 25-29 MHZ as well. In their natural


state, they will not.




Depends on your definition of "cover". I have a Wilson that will
transmit with an acceptable SWR from 26 all the way to the ten meter
band.
By "acceptable", I mean under 2.


But mfrs. tinker with it to "make" it cover all


these 'freeband' frequencies while the "Q", or


efficiency, suffers.




Mostly all mobile antennas are compromised in some manner in order to
make them a practical size.


Those BIG coil antennas aren't as efficient as


the makers make them out to be,



I beg to differ. Many that say "maximum power is 10,000 watts" means
just that. I wouldn't try 15 or 20 in one of those specified for 10.


Most people don't try for such power. Most of


us are happy with 2-25 watts, or whatever is


"normal".




I tend to disgree. The "bigger is better" mentality you speak of has
always ruled in the world of hammies and cbers.


but they sell


antennas because bigger is "better", right?



Antennas? Yea,,bigger is better.

If the only thing you are looking for is Mo


Powah!




Not at all. You fail to acknowledge the SWL listener's position, among
others.

Lots of smoke and mirrors, eh?



I find more smoke and mirrors from those who have said "it can't be done
on 27" or "cb dx is only playing hammie radio", etc.. And the list goes
on.


I don't know what you mean by that. Who said


it can't be done on 27?


Several hammies have been schooled here on real word capabilities
regarding cb.


*I* never said that,



Acknowledged.

I


said that there are many myths and untruths


promoted by dishonest sellers.


What's wrong with that?



Not a thing,,IF you play both sides fair and tend to point out the
fallacies and bull**** brought to cb by hammies,,but you don't.


One day I'll tell you the one about the mobile


antenna that had water and/or vinagar in the


lower mast.



I see no difference than the hammie
offering to renew one's call sign,,,,for a fee.


........and those who did so met the wrath of


the enforcement division in the form of


re-tests, de-certication


of VE's, and revocations and reversions. AS it


should be. I fully support Riley H's dilligence in
shutting down


exam mills.



For every cb site you cite as an example, it can be countered with a
boneheaded hammie example. When y'all can live and let live, the world
will be a much better place.


Not sure what you mean.



CB is not hammie radio and those who use it really don't care about
hammie radio transcending its boundaries.


Why are you so touchy? All I did was debunk


the so-called StarGun antenna, and show that


it is NOT a beam at all.




Touchy? I merely offered the opposite view,,,the one shared by most
cbers...as the majority realize power is what has always driven the
communications hobby,,,,,I didn't make it that way and denying the way
it is won;t change it. Repetition of a phrase will not makeit any more
true.


The sales slogan was "Ever notice how much


better your signal is


over water?"



Your signal IS much better over water. I have managed to **** off an
entire contingency of holier-than-thous that thought they had it going
on,,,with nothing more than a kick-azz set up and water, water, and a
whole lot more water!


I never said it wasn't better over water. What


this contraption was a center-loaded whip.


The lower mast


was filled with water or vinegar. The i


mplication that the antenna worked better with
this "water" inside the lower mast. No such


thing.



There is most certainly an argument to be made here. Fill up a push-up
pole with water. I've seen them where they had to be drilled out to
release water. How about saturating the ground where your tower is with
salt?


The liquid was PART of the mast the


same as if it were not solid metal. Water inside
this mast has no effect or additional gain. But


that slogan implied that their antenna would


work the same as if it were beside a lake!


Honest!! Oh, I just told you!

=A0
=A0Let the buyer beware. If if sounds too good to


be true, it probably is.


Jerry




There are ridiculous claims everywhere. Doug Smith's definitive work
with DSPs countered a few angry hammies discussions in here at several
turns, but no one bothered to point out their errors by illustrating
another hammie's proof via years of working with such processors. I
agree,,,,,Let the buyer beware,,their is tons of bull**** flying in this
forum, yet none of it seems to be said with confidence..LOL!

Jerry



It's all relative.


No No Not George January 22nd 04 07:53 PM

(Twistedhed) wrote:
cbers with 23 channel rat shacks were
innocent until corrupted by those not unlike yourself.


So illegal outlaw CBers and bootleggers were INNOCENT little babes
until they got CORRUPTED by big mean hams????

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAaaa aaaahahahHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!


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