Ma and Pa were two hillbillies living out on a farm. Pa has
found out that the hole under the outhouse is full. He goes into the
house and tells Ma that he doesn't know what to do to empty the hole.

Ma says, "Why don't you go ask the young'n down the road? He must be
smart 'cause he's a college gradjyate."


So Pa drives down to the neighbor's house and asks him, "Mr. College
gradjyate, my outhouse hole is full, and I don't know what to do to
empty it."

The young'n tells him, "Get yourself two sticks of dynamite, one with
a short fuse and one with a long fuse. Put them both under the
outhouse and light them both at the same time. The first one will go
off and shoot the outhouse in the air. While it's in the air the
second one will then go off and spread the poop all across your farm,
fertilizing your ground. The outhouse should then come back down to
the same spot atop the now-empty hole.."

Pa thanks the neighbor, then drives to the hardware store and picks up
two sticks of dynamite, one with a short fuse and one with a long
fuse.

He goes home and puts them under the outhouse. He then lights them and
runs behind a tree.

All of a sudden, Ma comes running out of the house and into the
outhouse!



Off goes the first stick of dynamite ... shooting the outhouse into
the air.

BOOM! Off goes the second stick of dynamite .... spreading poop all
over the farm.

WHAM! The outhouse comes crashing back down atop the hole.....

Pa races to the outhouse, throws open the door and asks, "Ma, are you
all right??!!"


As she pulls up her panties she says...
"Yeah, but I'm sure glad I didn't fart in the kitchen.













--
KC8TCQ
ARRL Member - ARES
SKYWARN

YEAH!!!
There ya go!!
Love that one
"Keith Hosman" wrote in
message ...


Ma and Pa were two hillbillies living out on a farm. Pa has
found out that the hole under the outhouse is full. He goes into the
house and tells Ma that he doesn't know what to do to empty the hole.

Ma says, "Why don't you go ask the young'n down the road? He must be
smart 'cause he's a college gradjyate."


So Pa drives down to the neighbor's house and asks him, "Mr. College
gradjyate, my outhouse hole is full, and I don't know what to do to
empty it."

The young'n tells him, "Get yourself two sticks of dynamite, one with
a short fuse and one with a long fuse. Put them both under the
outhouse and light them both at the same time. The first one will go
off and shoot the outhouse in the air. While it's in the air the
second one will then go off and spread the poop all across your farm,
fertilizing your ground. The outhouse should then come back down to
the same spot atop the now-empty hole.."

Pa thanks the neighbor, then drives to the hardware store and picks up
two sticks of dynamite, one with a short fuse and one with a long
fuse.

He goes home and puts them under the outhouse. He then lights them and
runs behind a tree.

All of a sudden, Ma comes running out of the house and into the
outhouse!



Off goes the first stick of dynamite ... shooting the outhouse into
the air.

BOOM! Off goes the second stick of dynamite .... spreading poop all
over the farm.

WHAM! The outhouse comes crashing back down atop the hole.....

Pa races to the outhouse, throws open the door and asks, "Ma, are you
all right??!!"


As she pulls up her panties she says...
"Yeah, but I'm sure glad I didn't fart in the kitchen.













--
KC8TCQ
ARRL Member - ARES
SKYWARN