So, you don't like being called george. What would you prefer to be called?
Tiny Tim? Liberace? Freddy Mercury? Rock Hudson? George Michael? Pink Muffn?
Greekboy? Grab-ur-Ankles? Doug's-Dumbass? Keyboard-Spastard? NANCY? Doug's
PeePee Holder? My Dixie Wrecked for Doug? AKC Pivot Boy? Turn your head and
cough? Nutjob? Here's a few for you to muse over while you decide. They're all
fitting for you. We just want to know what you don't mind being called since
'George' offends you so much. Please get back to us.

CLP