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WA3MOJ April 22nd 04 11:15 PM

Geo jr out of control
 
Dear Sirs,
Earlier today Geo, my little neutered love child, left the house quite
angry. It seems some of you do not believe that my poor Turnip Head is not
George (he is, but we just go along with him). He was mumbling and
arguing with himself about "Women not knowing their place, how dare she
talk to me like that, shut up fool you are the one that could not keep the
socks correct". He also said something about several classmates laughing
hysterically at him. If someone could please explain why my poor
semi-vegetative sheep molester is so upset? He did not even abuse the
gerbils today which is very unusual.
The bad news is, due to the schizophrenia the price for my gerbil ass
packer is dropping dramatically. It appears we will not be renovating The
Bordello and Crackhouse. Which means I will have to take the little perv
out of the Rahway State Prison and Day Care Center. Bubba and the other
conselors will be so disappointed.
So if you see little Turnip Head, do not approach, just call
animal control and they will bring the tranquilzer gun to subdue which
ever personality is in charge.

Thank You For Your Time,
Geo's Dad


I Am Not George April 23rd 04 06:28 AM

WA3MOJ wrote in message ...
Dear Sirs,
Earlier today Geo, my little neutered love child, left the house quite
angry. It seems some of you do not believe that my poor Turnip Head is not
George (he is, but we just go along with him). He was mumbling and
arguing with himself about "Women not knowing their place, how dare she
talk to me like that, shut up fool you are the one that could not keep the
socks correct". He also said something about several classmates laughing
hysterically at him. If someone could please explain why my poor
semi-vegetative sheep molester is so upset? He did not even abuse the
gerbils today which is very unusual.
The bad news is, due to the schizophrenia the price for my gerbil ass
packer is dropping dramatically. It appears we will not be renovating The
Bordello and Crackhouse. Which means I will have to take the little perv
out of the Rahway State Prison and Day Care Center. Bubba and the other
conselors will be so disappointed.
So if you see little Turnip Head, do not approach, just call
animal control and they will bring the tranquilzer gun to subdue which
ever personality is in charge.

Thank You For Your Time,
Geo's Dad



who is "george"?

BP April 23rd 04 06:48 AM

(I Am Not George) wrote in
m:

WA3MOJ wrote in message
...
Dear Sirs,
Earlier today Geo, my little neutered love child, left the house
quite
angry. It seems some of you do not believe that my poor Turnip Head
is not George (he is, but we just go along with him). He was mumbling
and arguing with himself about "Women not knowing their place, how
dare she talk to me like that, shut up fool you are the one that
could not keep the socks correct". He also said something about
several classmates laughing hysterically at him. If someone could
please explain why my poor semi-vegetative sheep molester is so
upset? He did not even abuse the gerbils today which is very unusual.
The bad news is, due to the schizophrenia the price for my gerbil
ass
packer is dropping dramatically. It appears we will not be renovating
The Bordello and Crackhouse. Which means I will have to take the
little perv out of the Rahway State Prison and Day Care Center. Bubba
and the other conselors will be so disappointed.
So if you see little Turnip Head, do not approach, just call
animal control and they will bring the tranquilzer gun to subdue
which ever personality is in charge.

Thank You For Your Time,
Geo's Dad



who is "george"?


Google is -your- (only) friend.

Road Warrior April 23rd 04 02:47 PM

BP wrote:
(I Am Not George) wrote in
who is "george"?


Google is -your- (only) friend.


Even Google doesn't like him.

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Steveo April 23rd 04 02:48 PM

"Road Warrior" wrote:
BP wrote:
(I Am Not George) wrote in
who is "george"?


Google is -your- (only) friend.


Even Google doesn't like him.

Does anyone in this group like him?

Road Warrior April 23rd 04 03:24 PM

Steveo wrote:
"Road Warrior" wrote:
BP wrote:
(I Am Not George) wrote in
who is "george"?

Google is -your- (only) friend.


Even Google doesn't like him.

Does anyone in this group like him?


His sock puppets are required to.




Speedy April 23rd 04 06:23 PM


"Concerned Citizen" wrote in message
...
Steveo wrote in news:20040423094834.770
:

"Road Warrior" wrote:
BP wrote:
(I Am Not George) wrote in
who is "george"?

Google is -your- (only) friend.

Even Google doesn't like him.

Does anyone in this group like him?


your wife does


why not? you are just one of the girls.
look up capon in the encyclopedia, your picture will be
there.




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