Dear Sirs,
Earlier today Geo, my little neutered love child, left the house quite
angry. It seems some of you do not believe that my poor Turnip Head is not
George (he is, but we just go along with him). He was mumbling and
arguing with himself about "Women not knowing their place, how dare she
talk to me like that, shut up fool you are the one that could not keep the
socks correct". He also said something about several classmates laughing
hysterically at him. If someone could please explain why my poor
semi-vegetative sheep molester is so upset? He did not even abuse the
gerbils today which is very unusual.
The bad news is, due to the schizophrenia the price for my gerbil ass
packer is dropping dramatically. It appears we will not be renovating The
Bordello and Crackhouse. Which means I will have to take the little perv
out of the Rahway State Prison and Day Care Center. Bubba and the other
conselors will be so disappointed.
So if you see little Turnip Head, do not approach, just call
animal control and they will bring the tranquilzer gun to subdue which
ever personality is in charge.

Thank You For Your Time,
Geo's Dad